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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:26 am
your lying! Everyone knows that Blagden is the name of eragons dragon
Saphira knew that Brom was a rider
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:52 pm
You L-I-E!!! Eragon thought he was a Natzi! (Poor him...)
Saphira has never mated before. (*points* VIRGIN!!! Haha.)
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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:18 pm
You're lying! she and Glaedyr have been together for AGES *ooh, scandal!* plus, the shock of seeing Thorn for the first time? it was actually shock that her secret lover was evil.
Eragon has been repeatedly rejected by Arya.
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Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 8:37 pm
YOU LIAR! Everybody knows that Arya is actually still being held prisioner by Galbitorix and her clone is rejecting him. The Varden use lace to fund their war efforts.
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:16 pm
WRONG! The Varden use lace for... bedroom things burning_eyes redface .
Eragon had Zar'roc taken by his brother Murtagh.
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:17 pm
YOU LIAR! Every one knows that Saphira and the Dwarves conspired to get rid of the sword because they hated it. So Saphira stole it, gave it to the Dwarves, and they threw it into the bottomless pit of....Yogurt. Eragon is male.
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:02 pm
Complete horse pucky! Everyone knows that Eragon is really a girl dressed up as a guy. Haven't you ever noticed that his chest is just a little TOO muscular (meaning big)? And the hair curlers he borrowed from Saphira? Weird!
Eragon named his horse Cadoc after his grandfather.
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:47 am
YOU STUPID LIAR!!! Everyone knows that he knew he needed a name for his horse so he named it after the Cadoc beer he was sneaking from the pub.
The Spine is a dangerous place.
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:28 pm
Nonsense! Everyone knows that the Spine is anything BUT dangerous. The security there is so tight that they once confiscated my sythe, saying it was a dangerous weapon! I mean, what was I going to do with it? Cut down all the weeds in the forest? Stupid guards... They don't want people messing with the enviornment, I guess.
Carvahall is where Eragon was born.
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:17 pm
Pray tell me. Are you on some sort of medication? because you are false beyond belief! Eragon was born in the woods with fairies dancing about as he was blessed upon entry into this world by their magical dust.
Roran uses a hammer in combat.
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:42 pm
Are you blind? Roran does NOT use a hammer, he uses a rolled up newspaper and hits his opponents over the head with it. Jeez, you've got your story all wrong.
Saphira was named after the color of her eyes.
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:53 am
YOU L-I-E! Everyone knows that she was not named after the color of her eyes. Instead of that stupid theory I'll tell you what happened. A stranger walked up and saw Saphira. Instead of running he said Hello. That striked up the conversation. When they were talking the stranger asked her name. She told him that she didn't have one. So he said "I think you are a Saphira." Then he left and she never saw him again. The name stuck so that's what she made Eragon call her.
Eragon's once owned sword, Za'roc, had a name that literally meant Misery.
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:52 pm
Misery? Misery?! For Merlin's beard, where ever did you hear THAT? 'Za'roc' is translated to the dwarven word 'hojue', which means 'ture love.' We all have known that since, like, second grade! Za'roc is red because everyone knows that the color of love, is red!
Oromis's condition only allows him to perfrom simple spells, which was placed upon him by the Forsworn.
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:08 am
You lie! He did it completely himself so he wouldn't have to go out and fight Galbatorix. Too cowardly to kill him himself. shame shame Oromis.
Eragon's new sword catches on fire when he says Brisingr!
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Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:06 pm
Feeble minded fool! His sword catches on water! Yes I said and yes it is possible!
Glaedr gave his Heart of Hearts to Eragon and Saphira.
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