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 Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2005 4:20 am
Michi Mitsu One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, ''Jesus is watching you!''while he rumagged through the desk. He replied, ''Who said that?!'' Once again he heard the same thing, ''Jesus is watching you!'' The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was. The parrot replied, ''Cornelius.'' The robber said, ''What kind of a name is that?! Who names a parrot that?!'' The parrot said, ''The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus!'' lol thats funny
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 6:02 am
gonk .. That joke honoured the name of this thread ..
No offense !.. xp
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 6:30 am
Finlay Mishon gonk .. That joke honoured the name of this thread ..
No offense !.. xp which joke?
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:09 am
David Fox Finlay Mishon gonk .. That joke honoured the name of this thread ..
No offense !.. xp which joke? Michi Mitsu One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, ''Jesus is watching you!''while he rumagged through the desk. He replied, ''Who said that?!'' Once again he heard the same thing, ''Jesus is watching you!'' The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was. The parrot replied, ''Cornelius.'' The robber said, ''What kind of a name is that?! Who names a parrot that?!'' The parrot said, ''The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus!''
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 3:32 pm
David Fox Michi Mitsu One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, ''Jesus is watching you!''while he rumagged through the desk. He replied, ''Who said that?!'' Once again he heard the same thing, ''Jesus is watching you!'' The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was. The parrot replied, ''Cornelius.'' The robber said, ''What kind of a name is that?! Who names a parrot that?!'' The parrot said, ''The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus!'' lol thats funny Hahahaha I liked that!! xd
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 5:32 am
.. gonk .. The jokes I know are all kind of ..
Well, errrr .. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 4:37 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 7:25 am
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Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:57 am
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Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:59 am
WHats the difference betwen a girlfreind and a wife?
45 pounds
WHats the difference betwen a boyfreind and a husband?
45 minutes
How many single mothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3 one to try an replace it, and to to tell her that "it'll be ok"
xd
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Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:04 am
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:53 am
Finlay Mishon .. gonk .. The jokes I know are all kind of ..
Well, errrr .. sweatdrop But bad jokes are the best ones! xd
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:28 pm
Finlay Mishon .. gonk .. The jokes I know are all kind of ..
Well, errrr .. sweatdrop perverted? Same here. mostly because in freshman year, the main people Iknew were perverts and there you have it.
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Posted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 2:31 pm
Let's see if I know one...
Jim Perdue died yesterday. They suspect fowl play.
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sweatdrop
That's all i got. well there's another one, but it's weird. I should stop hangin around dudes so much.
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 7:12 pm
man walks into a bar....ouch
man walks into a knife....he ain't walkin' no more
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