Ruler of all Cheese
Torokukat
Here's another one:

Yuri: X_X I'm never going to see another horror movie with Scarlette...

Me: Huh? Why?

Scarlette: You DO realize I'm right next to you, right?

Yuri: *ignoring her* Everytime something bloody happens, she says something like: "Oh, the hand wouldn't fly off like that if it were cut straight down, it would have to be cut with the chainsaw at a ninety degree angle!"

Scarlette: If you're gonna mock me, make sense! A ninety degree angle IS straight down!

Yuri: I'm failing history, what do you expect?!

Scarlette: O_O

Me: O_O

Yuri: ... Wait, that wasn't right, was it?

Scarlette: Duh.

By that time I fell on the ground laughing. A majority of what made this funny was just the look Yuri's face, which, unfortunately, I don't know how to describe.

O_O

...

It's so strange how movies do that. I mean, really, if a hand is cut off straight down, it's not going to fly up into the air.... Heh. I'm like Scarlette when it comes to horror movies. whee xd


I can't watch horror movies at all. XP