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 Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:29 pm
"If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice?"-Annonymous "It certainly is a budget it has a lot of numbers in it"-George W. Bush "Wal-mart? Do they like sell walls there?"-Paris Hilton 
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:46 pm
"Papers come and papers go, but as long as we learn to live with the men who live in your brain, it's okay."
--short-lived sitcom called Three Sisters
I'm the king of random quotes. Just when you think you've found one that wins the title of Most Random Thing Ever Said Or Written, I WILL one-up you >D
It was my hobby for three years. I think I win.
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:20 pm
"Pacman's eating Jesus!" -Intro to art professor
Nekotalim: ((question:how does an insane angel have the foresight to carry a gas mask?))
Icey: ( Dont all insane angels carry gas masks? )
"We can be like Spain! ...Only North Carolina!" -a girl in my science class
"I think I turned a guy gay..." -my roommate
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 6:52 pm
"I have been wearing this shirt since I put it on" Is one of my personal favorites.
also "4x12=24 no, wait =32" later realizing the correct answer is 48, note: this was in a calculus class.
"These are papers that I like to call BS, below standard"(English)
"Are you a differential function, cuz I would like to be tangent to your curves" (math class)
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:00 pm
person 1: "im poor, i have to work for my cellphone"
person 2: "i saw your dad driving a mercedes"
person 1: "it wasnt a mercedes...it was a lexus"
happened during class on the talk of cell phones
person 1:"is that a bad word on the map of africa?"
person 2: "no, thats niger"(pronounced the correct way)
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:04 pm
more
"so your in bath and body, singing aladdin, while playing d&d?"
~some announcer guy
"yeah"
~Jon
"we're the menliest of men"
~Brendon
asked during an interview with Panic! at the Disco...i have a lot more..
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:01 pm
"Like no way dude that's so grovey!"{I know so retro!}
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:53 pm
The most successful people in life are the ones that are good at plan B.
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Flying is easy, all you have to do is jump at the ground and miss...
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:05 pm
"Life is like a corn dog... I don't know why, it just is."
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:58 pm
I'm not getting fat... i'm retaining food razz
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 8:49 pm
"A girl in uniform is a dangerous weapon." ~ Kon from Bleach.
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 9:28 pm
- "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance baffle them with bullshit."
- "AHH! Sea monkey's got my money!" rofl
- "All women become like their mothers. That's their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
- "Don't make fun of someone untill you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way when you DO make fun of them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes."
- "Stella? STELLAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"
-" But I like a cookie..."
- "Damn you! Damn you to the depths of hell !!!!!!!!!!!!"
- "It's just a flesh wound!"
- "The Black Knight always Triumphs!!!"
- "I'll bite your legs off!!!"
- "It is better to remain scilent and be percieved as a fool, then to open your mouth and prove them right."
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:48 pm
Some of my favorite random quotes, not sure where most of these came from, really, and I don't think any of them are really music related, but we shall see.
'I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!;
'I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.'
'It's religion. It doesn't have to make sense.' - Exiles: The Ruins of Ambrai, by Melanie Rawn
'There are no kangaroos in Austria.' - off a T-shirt my brother bought in Europe - either Germany or Austria
'Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver' - off a T-shirt I bought for my brother
'Some people are like slinkys - they're not really good for anything, and you can't help but laugh when they fall down the stairs.' - off another T-shirt I bought for my brother
'Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.'
'Music soothes the savage beast' - I know this is a real quote, but I can't remember who said it.
Something like: 'Life's not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.'
'Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul, and sings the tune without words, and never stops - at all.' - I think this is from Emily Dickenson, but I'm not sure.
There are others sliding around just outside of my reach memory wise, I know I've got others written down somewhere, but I'm 99% certain I don't have the notebook where they are with me where I am. So, shall end this for now, and possibly add more later. *grins* Hope you enjoy!
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:30 pm
person one:WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP STABING ME!!!
person two:Well there was that one time you stabed yourself.
person one: That was different! That time it was kool.
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:56 pm
ADHD people can too focus.... um oh yah we just chose not to
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