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 Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:50 pm
Kiki while playing Link:
Kiki always does voice overs for Link:
"CURSE YOU ZELDA! I am so not gonna save hyrule..." *spots some grass* "YES! I have found my destiny! I'M GONNA MOW THE LAWN FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! har har har!!!!" *slices grass and some more grass* "ZELDA CAN DROP DEAD WHERE SHE'S STANDING! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! GRASS IS MY LIFE!!!!!!!! Try to earn so many rupees somewhere else! WHAHAHAHAHAHA"
*my brother enters the room* Peter: You CAN get more rupees somewhere else.
Kiki doing Link's voice: CURSE ZELDAAAAAAAAA! If she wants Hyrule to be safe I suggest she gets that sword and kill Ganny herself!! Beeatch! Bwhahahahaha, time she learned to clean up her own mess!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAH" *runs around in circles and beheading more grass*
reminds me when that goddess spirit Zora thing was floating around in Kokoriko village.
Link: *stares*....*turns and runs away* WHAHAHAHA SUCKAAAAAAAH! IM NOT GONNA BE SWAYED BY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, doing Link's voice over is awesomesauce
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:20 am
rofl That's awesome!! XDD
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:17 pm
*laughs* I narrate video games sometimes too...and those TVs in restaurants that have no sound...those are fun... Anyway, today, some of my friends and I somehow got on the topic of if we had to die, how would we (Yay randomness!), and I had a Ryan moment:
Random Person #1: I'd die in my sleep.
Random Person #2: I just wouldn't die.
Random Person #3: I'd die by lethal injection (earning lots of weird looks).
Me: *smiling like it's the most pleasant thing in the world* I'd get hit by a car! A really fast one!
Everyone else: *twitch*
Me: What? Haven't you always wanted to know what it feels like?
Everyone else: *shakes head*
Me: *already lost focus* But I would feel sorry for the poor guy that would have to clean my blood off of the windshield...and whoever moved my body...and the police...and my family... (it goes on and on...I'm pretty sure I apologized to the country of Romania at some point...)
*my guy friend trying to be emo, in other words, coming his hair over one eye...among other things...*
Guy: *walks up and nearly falls over on me* I'm sorry. I'm just too emo to stand. So emo... *trying not to laugh at himself*
Me: Okaaaaaaay...
Other Guy: *walks over* Emo? *grabs other guy by the shirt collar and drags him off* We must slit our wrists! *laughing*
Me: *runs after them cheering* And then we can post the pictures on Myspace!
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:16 pm
Me: *points to her crush* "That's him...that's the guy I like...*blush*"
Jenny(friend):*looks at him* "O.o? Him? He looks like one of those guys who cuts himself and thinks suicadal thoughts..."
Me:"... gonk WHY DOES EVERYONE THINKS HE'S AN EMO!?!?! He doesn't even wear tight pants!"
Tay(friend): "I saw Nick today."
Me:"...Which one? My Nick, or your Nick?"
Tay: "You know who I'm talking about! Besides, why do you still say that! I don't like him anymore!"
Me:"Eh, it's a habit"
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:40 am
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:39 am
whaaaaa you know what hella annoying? These guys at school calling every goth an emo. >O< WHAAAAAAAAAAA MAKES ME WANNA RAKE THEIR BRAINS OUT!!!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:25 pm
Yep. *offers Kiki a shiny new rake* Have fun!
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:05 am
*the other day in class, when I was the only one that remembered to do the huge homework assignment for the next class and my friends were all copying my book*
Laurey: Hn.
Me: *rolls eyes* I feel so loved.
Laurey: Whatever.
Em: *jerks the book away from Laurey* Hailey, I love you right now.
Tony: *hugs me and glares at Em* SHE'S MY GENIUS! (this was in the middle of class)
Me: >/////<
*from the same day, becuase the gym teacher forgot about us and and we got to hang out in the park down the street from school*
Tony: *still hugging me since the beginning of gym class*
Brad (I promise you, he only exists in gym class, I have not seen him any other time of the day): You're always looking for an excuse to hug a girl.
Tony: 3nodding Yep!
Laurey: Can I break his arms now? *takes a step towards me and Tony*
Tony: *shoves me behind him* NO TOUCHING MY GENIUS!
*during gym, when I was sitting in pretty much the only spot the sun was shining*
Tony: *staring* It's weird. Your head's, like, illuminated. It looks like you have a halo or something.
Brad: Aww, you guys are so cute!
Me: *glares at Brad*
Brad: What? It's true.
Me: *punches Brad much harder than was needed to get my point across*
*a few seconds later*
Tony: *dramatic pose while standing in the shadow of a cloud* Come to the emo side, Genius (that's my official nickname...it used to be Hailes and/or Hailo because I'm such a goodie-goodie around my friends). We have cookies.
Me: Don't you mean dark side?
Tony: Meh. Same thing.
*my friends being, well...themselves*
Tony: Gimme those. *takes my glasses*
Me: I can't see.
Laurey: You'll live. Hopefully. Assuming I resist the urge to push you into traffic (she settled for shoving me in the mud).
Tony: *idiotic look on his face* Now I know why you're so smart! It's the glasses! I think I just got smarter!
Brad: Lemme see. *takes glasses*
Tony: I feel less smart now...
Brad: Oh, yes. I like these. I think I'll wear them during exams. And look-- *sets glasses at the end of his nose and pushes them back up* I can even do the cool "too nerdy and smart for you" thing.
*Brad Co.!*
Tony: *walks up and reaches inside coat* Hello. *pulls out a three-year-old ID and waves it up and down so we can't read it* I'm-a-Brad-Co.-representative-I-work-for-Brad-Co.-Brad-Co.-will-protect-your-person-and-property-as-long-as-you-stay-with-Brad-Co.-if-you-leave-my-sight-at-any-time-the-Brad-Co.-contract-from-Brad-Co.-becomes-invalid-Brad-Co.-if-you-leave-Brad-Co.-we-will-be-forced-to-beat-you-up-Brad-Co.-I-work-for-Brad-Co.-my-name-is-Brad. (all said in one breath, and yes, he just said "Brad Co." in the middle of sentences)
Brad: *walks up*
Tony: Did I do it right?
Brad: *sighs* You're an idiot.
Tony: What'd I do?
Brad: *puts a hand on Tony's shoulder* Your name is Tony, not Brad.
*the Brad license*
Brad: Wanna see my Brad license?!?
Everyone: Sure.
Brad: *jerks it out of his wallet and starts reading*
#1. The right to be called Brad.
#2. The right to call yourself Brad.
#3. The right to tell people to call you Brad.
#4. The right to use the name Brad on any legal documents.
#5. The right to be a total weirdo.
#6. The right to be white and nerdy (he says the Weird Al song "White and Nerdy" is about him).
#7. The right to offend anyone without meaning to.
#8. The right to get shot at by the guy in the trailer park (true story, the guy threw a bottle at him, he threw it back, and the guy went and got a gun).
#9. The right to play: HOBOKART XTREME (a hobo left a grocery cart in the park, and now the guys race around in it to see who can go the longest without being thrown out).
#10. The right to get beaten to death by the girls when I sneak into the girls' restroom (it was a cold day in the park, and the girls' restroom has a heater).
#11. The right to do this-- *runs off, steals a guy's shoes, and keeps running* (and it goes on and on...)
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Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:44 am
-She's the Man (omg I love that movie xd )
Monique: "Girls with asses like mine..
Dont talk to guys with faces like urs!"
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:21 am
I can't think of anything!!! gonk
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:42 am
@Genji:
That just cracked me up.
I dont see my friends much, cuz they live far away.
At school I was once quoting Zim tho, with all the funny voices XD
Ow yesh, my adventures as voiceover while playing Legend Of Zelda, Twilight Princess.
Shoot me if the quote of those old fart-Gods are a little off. I dont give a damn about them old geezers.
God: The Mirror of Twilight is shattered into pieces.
One piece can be found in the Ice
One piece can be found up in the mountains (or w/e)
Kiki *doing voice-over of a God*: And Once piece can be found in my underwear, where it's very safe, for no one dares to go there!
- at that point Link made a face that made me voice-over him too!!!:
Link: No...no...don't make me go in his underwear Midna
Midna: It's the only wayyyyyy!!!!!
Omfg I dont think I ever made my brother laugh so hard before. I always make him laugh with my silly voiceovers tho.
REMINDS ME of the story of my Brother's Extreme Nosebleed.
*cough*
The tale begins...when my mom is not home. Ofcourse. She's never home when the lethal stuff happens.
Brother: I think I have a nosebleed
Kiki: what do you mean, you 'think' you have a nosebleed
Brother: it's leaking blood
Kiki: pinch your nose in a position you also write in. (never hang back, people, that aint good) and ARGH ofcourse go hang over the sink, you're messing up the floor!
Brother: *hangs over sink, blood gushing out of his nose. Man, Ryan would have loved it. it was like a Slasher Movie, called: Splitter Splatter in the Kitchen or sumthing.* It won't stop
Kiki: Are you pinching it right? *goes to check and takes a tissue to wipe his nose a little, cuz you couldnt even see his NOSE!* pinch it a little higher *pinches it for him*
And there we stand for like 15 minutes. Bleeding proceeds every time I let go and my hand HURTS for the pinching.
Kiki: Hold it, Ill call mom.
- Cuz after 15 minutes of bleeding you should call someone who knows how it all works. My mom's a nurse...for the mentally disabled, but she is a nurse.
Kiki: Ma, your son's leaking blood from his nose for 15 minutes now and it's getting annoying!
Mom: put some ice on it. If it doesnt stop, Ill come home.
Kiki: *puts ice on the nice, still pinching the nose* dang your nose. How much blood have you stored up in that head of yours?!
And my brother, of course, laughs XD with a nosebleed. What a sight.
Well bleeding doesnt stop
Kiki: *calls up mom again* You come over here and fix this problem. This is annoying.
So mom comes, fixes him up. He bled for 45 minutes from his nose.
Mom left for work again.
Kiki: Hey...you have school tomorrow Peter?
Brother: yeah...why?
Kiki: better not skip school. I think your nose didn't leak blood, but brain. You're IQ has gone down like crazy I bet, need to go to school and get some of the IQ back
Well, he laughed like a maniac.
--- a few weeks later he was having a nosebleed again. Took again 45 minutes to stop it.
And he mumbled: Well, I'd better go to school tomorrow. My brain went down the drain!
._.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:56 am
*quoting Ace Ventura*
Me: *sitting in my living room*
Dad: Where're the dogs?
Me: I dunno...WAIT! I HAVE AN IDEA! *holds arms out dramatically* COME, MY ANIMAL FRIENDS!
Dad: You look like an idiot. You do know that something like that's never gonna--
*loudly barking and the sounds of dogs running*
Me: eek Oh crap. *gets knocked over by my dogs*
Dad: sweatdrop I withdraw my statement.
*cleaning out the storage closet at school when I once again decided to curse myself by quoting Ace Ventura*
Me, friend Tony, and some other guy: *shoves the last really heavy box on the shelf*
Me: This place...is clean! (said with a very funny accent)
Tony: ... *points behind me*
Me: *turns around* Huh? *gets hit by the heavy box that decided it didn't want to stay on the shelf after three people nearly killed themselves getting it up there* OOF!
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:53 am
*cackles at kiki's story*
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:28 pm
Digimon the Movie:
Izzy: Do you know what a semiconductor is?
Tai: A guy that works part-time on a train?
I know a ton but I can't think of any good ones. TT-TT I like Genji's stories! Owo
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:08 pm
I got some more from Digimon teh Movie!
Izzy: *panting* The egg...The egg is hatching.
Tai: *looks at the egg he is holding*
Izzy: "No, not that egg! The digi-egg!"
Matt leaving a message: "Oop! Gotta go. Grandma fell asleep on TK again..."
Tai: "Hi! Is Joe there? ...What!? He's the only guy I know that would volenter for summer school!"
Kari: "My brother and I would have give and take relationships. I would give and he would take."
Izzy reading emails: "You guys are the only ones that can do it! Here's another one! Be back home at 6 o' clock! ..Oh wait, that's from my mom..."
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