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Miacova

PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 1:02 pm


Server: Remora
Player: Lunt

I partied with him twice. First time we tell him don't get Pugils at the dunes. What's he do? Get's them. So I disbanded and went looking for another party. Found a few, reached lvl 17 a few times and went back to 16 too many times. So I was tired, annoying, and I'll I wanted to do was reach lvl 17 and stay there. So I get in another party and Lunt's there. Didn't click at the time...but both times I partied with him, I died. I blisted him right after I died. Never wanna party with him again...
PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:49 am


Name: Pushpop
Server: Pandemonium

This guy is the biggest s**t-starter you'll ever see. Okay, party in Qufim, I'm level 20-23 (It's hard to remember) and since parties are so hard to get there, I put one together by myself. (I usually do, and I'm really good at if I might say. ;3) So, I spend at least an hour putting together an ideal party, and then when we finally started, it was heaven for the first hour or two. After a while, the party started complaining about my lack of MP, so someone decided on inviting another WHM. I thought it was a good idea, so I handed LDR over to him (MISTAKE) so he could invite the WHM he said he saw. Little did I know about the horrors about to unfurl. So the WHM arrives, a little tarutaru named Pushpop. As I always do when someone else invites another WHM in the party, I act falsely jealous because it's just... funny for some reason. xD So I'm like, "Omg, am I not a good enough WHM for you? ;O" And stuff like that. Well, I can't exactly remember what happened to make this occur, I only remember dying and complaining about it to my party. Then, this is when it started. The WHM started bitching at me for complaining, and telling me "Stufu" and since it looked like such GREAT fun the NIN even joined in. Apparently I act "High and mighty and think I'm God when I'm not." I admit I can sometimes get a little PUSHY but it's for the party's benefit and you know there just some people out there who need you to DRILL it into their HEAD before they GET IT! (Excuse my excessive usage of capitals. xD) A few minutes later, the WHM and the NIN are just plain harrassing me, and no one's telling them to stop with the exception of me. I ask the person I HANDED LDR TO for them to boot the little s**t-starters and he REFUSED. I kept asking him to boot them, repeatively and repeatively and I thought it was only fair that I decided since it was MY GODDAMNED PARTY. I mean, they're calling me stuff like "3 cent whore" and "******** gay" and no one's on my side! I mean, Pushpop even goes far enough as to say "haha u know i'm a better whm then u." You know what goes down? The person -I- handed LDR to booted me! Out of my own party I tediously put together! Now I'm upset. I complain to my LS (Naturally. They were like, my best internet friends in the world. I went to them for consolation all the time.) The LDR of my LS, Genma, seemed rather upset anyone would do this to me, so he walks down from Jeuno, finds me, and forces me to go talk this out with them. So we walk around abit, and in what position do we find them in? Dead, of course! Genma, being about the nicest person you'll ever meet, gets raises for them all and even pays for it to boot. After they're up again, he demands to talk to them about what happens. You know what Pushpop the little jackass does? b***h at him too! (The NIN is no longer around) After Genma just paid for his raise, he bitched at Genma, he who had done NOTHING to him. In the end, Pushpop admitted he LOOOVED being a p***k, and there was nothing no one could do about it. Genma said he was going to make Pushpop's FFXI life on that server hell. So he got all his friends, and all their friends, and all their friends, and their linkshells, and so on to /blist Pushpop. I haven't seen him since that day, and it occurs to me that A) He never got a party again and quit ... Or B) He never got a party again and switched servers. If you ever see Pushpop, DON'T INVITE HIM! It was probably him who caused everyone to die anyways! You want a shitty WHM with level 11 armour? I didn't think so. smile

Eternaldusk

Perfect Cultist


Krosa_Kaine

PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 11:41 am


Server: Alexander
Player: Mapex
he's the ultimate MPKer who seems to be in with SE and hasn't been banned, he will get lvl 75 friends to bring Demons on a party.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:27 pm


Theres a Party of Gilfarmers on Carbuncles Server.. The Exts and its not just one.. i am talking about Ext.. Exta.. Extb... Extc.. Extd.. etc etc...

Kay_Talabius


The Horny Coroner

PostPosted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 3:20 pm


Server: Ceberus
Player: Furion
Location: The Dunes

Whatta jackass. I'm a WHM and at level 11, and he tells me to go aaaaaall the way over to meet his party at (L-9). This is a long way, through areas infested with goblins, Hill Lizards and bats. I go over once, get killed on the way. I ask him to pick me up and he says "sure, just meet me at X place."

I get killed on the way.

I flatly tell him I'm NOT trying again and that I need a WAR to pick me up, since WHM have s**t for attack and defense. My role is NOT the tank, I am the healer, dammit!

So he finally comes over and tells me to follow him. On the way over, there's a Goblin Butcher who starts wailing on me. I say HEY STOP HELP I'M BEING KILLED!!!

The jackass just tells me to run away. I try to run and, of course, I get killed. For the third ******** time. I've lost about 600xp on these jerks.

So I just spaz at the party and tell them what retards they're being. You have to PROTECT the ******** WHM, got it? You protect me, I'll heal you and keep you alive. THAT is the deal. That's how it works!

They laugh at me. Well, fine. Let's see if you jackasses can do it without a WHM, then. The party is made up of three WAR, one NIN and one THF. Let's see how long you last without a WHM. I leave the party and find another with a great player named Barrok.

Half an hour later, who goes streaking by shrieking for help with a Goblin on his tail? That's right, Furion. Maybe it was mean of me, but I sat there and grinned as he was killed.

Beautiful.
PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:13 pm


KUJATA:

-Enzan (Stupid as hell, just don't.)
-Odoyle (a*****e)
-Xstriker (like ArtemisiaStarr said)
-Raymdgaboi (annoying as...ugh.)
-All the -xiangs (gilsellers)
-All the Jl's (more gilsellers)
-Too many others I can't think of...

GILGAMESH:

-Blindedangel (stuck-up and rude)

Anyway, if I think of any more, I'll share. But to be honest, I can think of more GREAT players that the shitty ones. ^^

Nezumiiro


Kitty (go meow)

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:09 pm


Peach
Name: Pushpop
Server: Pandemonium

This guy is the biggest s**t-starter you'll ever see. Okay, party in Qufim, I'm level 20-23 (It's hard to remember) and since parties are so hard to get there, I put one together by myself. (I usually do, and I'm really good at if I might say. ;3) So, I spend at least an hour putting together an ideal party, and then when we finally started, it was heaven for the first hour or two. After a while, the party started complaining about my lack of MP, so someone decided on inviting another WHM. I thought it was a good idea, so I handed LDR over to him (MISTAKE) so he could invite the WHM he said he saw. Little did I know about the horrors about to unfurl. So the WHM arrives, a little tarutaru named Pushpop. As I always do when someone else invites another WHM in the party, I act falsely jealous because it's just... funny for some reason. xD So I'm like, "Omg, am I not a good enough WHM for you? ;O" And stuff like that. Well, I can't exactly remember what happened to make this occur, I only remember dying and complaining about it to my party. Then, this is when it started. The WHM started bitching at me for complaining, and telling me "Stufu" and since it looked like such GREAT fun the NIN even joined in. Apparently I act "High and mighty and think I'm God when I'm not." I admit I can sometimes get a little PUSHY but it's for the party's benefit and you know there just some people out there who need you to DRILL it into their HEAD before they GET IT! (Excuse my excessive usage of capitals. xD) A few minutes later, the WHM and the NIN are just plain harrassing me, and no one's telling them to stop with the exception of me. I ask the person I HANDED LDR TO for them to boot the little s**t-starters and he REFUSED. I kept asking him to boot them, repeatively and repeatively and I thought it was only fair that I decided since it was MY GODDAMNED PARTY. I mean, they're calling me stuff like "3 cent whore" and "******** gay" and no one's on my side! I mean, Pushpop even goes far enough as to say "haha u know i'm a better whm then u." You know what goes down? The person -I- handed LDR to booted me! Out of my own party I tediously put together! Now I'm upset. I complain to my LS (Naturally. They were like, my best internet friends in the world. I went to them for consolation all the time.) The LDR of my LS, Genma, seemed rather upset anyone would do this to me, so he walks down from Jeuno, finds me, and forces me to go talk this out with them. So we walk around abit, and in what position do we find them in? Dead, of course! Genma, being about the nicest person you'll ever meet, gets raises for them all and even pays for it to boot. After they're up again, he demands to talk to them about what happens. You know what Pushpop the little jackass does? b***h at him too! (The NIN is no longer around) After Genma just paid for his raise, he bitched at Genma, he who had done NOTHING to him. In the end, Pushpop admitted he LOOOVED being a p***k, and there was nothing no one could do about it. Genma said he was going to make Pushpop's FFXI life on that server hell. So he got all his friends, and all their friends, and all their friends, and their linkshells, and so on to /blist Pushpop. I haven't seen him since that day, and it occurs to me that A) He never got a party again and quit ... Or B) He never got a party again and switched servers. If you ever see Pushpop, DON'T INVITE HIM! It was probably him who caused everyone to die anyways! You want a shitty WHM with level 11 armour? I didn't think so. smile

hmm.. dunno if i seen him, but what i gotta say: Naota and his little mule thing called my 75 redm dad an a** for not doing his rses FOR him. Then theres the leader of Dutchmasters or whatever, he was telling me nad my friend while we leveled low jobs on vamp hill how pot was the best stuff he ever had and had tons of it... then he trained all the sheep on the hill and killed them... we were killing those too... blisted him quickly...
PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 2:52 pm


Server: Unicorn
Name: Minxy
Job: Warrior (at the time, at least)

I'm out leveling Dragoon by myself in Dangruf Wadi. As I am resting after taking down yet another tough goblin, I spy a Goblin Tinkerer just outside of aggro range, but close enough that can keep an eye on him. After I rest up (which took several minutes) I go after him. I attack him, and from the other side a Mithra and a Tarutaru come to kill the same gob. Minxy (the Mithra) calls me a dumb c**k and says the gob was hers. I frown on kill-stealing of any type, and to be accused of it infuriates me. My anger throws me out of my groove, and suddenly my wyvern is dead. Things are going very badly in the fight, and Minxy and her powerleveler Whiskey (the Tarutaru) aren't helping. They taunt me and /cheer for the gob to kill me, adding more spam to my log. When I almost dead, Whiskey broke down and healed me twice. Maybe he felt guilty. I barely finish the gob off. Minxy and Whiskey continue to taunt me. Whiskey kept asking me to summon my wyvern again, maybe because he thought I couldn't summon it again. I prove him wrong by doing so, and then I tell Minxy to eat me (not a very snappy comeback, I know, but it was late and I didn't feel like spending any more time on these fools). I leave and log.

The very next day, my roommate is in the Valkrum Dunes in a party with Minxy and Minxy's friend Bruceli(sp?). One of my roommate's LS mates asks her if she wants to go do camp Jaggedy-Eared Jack with him. She responds but mis-tells the party that 's she tempted to come help, but is already in a party. Minxy responds to the mis-tell with "Then why don't you leave, WHORE!" My roommate thinks WTF is her problem? The rest of the party understands that she's not going to leave only that she thought about it for a minute. Minxy and Bruceli act like asshats for the rest of the time they in the party with my roommate. After a while, the two of them get killed. The party can't get them a raise, so they HP and make the party wait for them to come back. Minxy and Bruceli take forever to get back, are goofing off and talking s**t. The party leader's patience wears thin and both of them get booted and replaced.

Minxy = rude b***h.

Derracles the Burning Man


Mystic Gash

PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2005 10:55 am


There were these two guys...they're gone now, but it's kind of a funny story. It was a guy and his brother, and one of them was tired of the game and wanted to get banned, so he ran through Jeuno and shouted things like "Mother ********! Shut the ******** up!" Stuff like that. He kept harassing people until a GM took him to jail, and while he was there he sent tells to his brother to relay to everyone else so they could see what the conversation was like. It was something like this...

GM: "You shouldn't talk to the other players like that, it isn't nice"

"Well you should shut the ******** up and suck my nuts"

"Are you going to cooperate and improve your behavior?"

"Are you going to suck my nuts?"

Naturally, he's gone now, whoever he was
PostPosted: Sat May 14, 2005 2:52 pm


Server: Bahamut
Name: Wangster

This is how it goes he invites me into a pt that wasn't full yet. A ls member asked me to join him in his party because it was good i say yea sure just gotta tell the pt leader(wangster) that i am gonna pt with a ls member. so i did and what happens?..... he starts cussing at me saying your a ******* noob! your ******. so i sent a /tell to him dude stop taking it so seriously... and besides party isn't even full and i told him sorry... then he goes again **** ***! so i sent a /tell to him again dude i said sorry you dont need to get that mad just cause someone is going to leave the party! and guesss what happens...... the same thing! so then i tell my ls that and they said there going to talk to him to stop cussing at me. so they did what happens?.... guess..... he starts cussing at every single one of them who sent a tell to stop being mean to someone who just quitted a pt to be with a ls member. the ls said just blist him.... so i did and thats the whole story.... surprized he isnt banned though

Tsujiaikun


Koichi-senpai

PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2005 8:08 pm


Name: Ulcer
Server: Ragnorak
LS: TheAppocolypsDoods

Bleh... That's my LS above (sadly); they're all a little bit too strange for me and are all PEACE AND LOVE... GIVE ME A BIG HUG... I'm like o.O

Well.. This guy named Ulcer was telling everyone this guys RL name, and he was telling him not too, but he wouldn't stop. So I say, "Don't tell people's real names. That's mean." He was a complete jerk. He acted like one of those 12 yo kids, I swear. He's like Oh... what ya gonna do about it?

You wanna know what I'm going to do about it? If he acts like a jerk again, I'm going to get my High level (very well respected) friends to start a massive /blacklist on this guy. twisted Yeah. I have friends in high places. Don't mess with me. ninja
PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2005 2:02 pm


Username: Torinth
Server: Garuda

Explaination: He constantly uses the help someone is attacking me, and that he is being chased by multiple enemies. He also doesn't have a keyboard and constantly asks other people to help him do quests because he is broke and to scared to do stuff on his own, which is why he will never make it to Jeuno.

tropicana breeze runner


Tarokun_The_Great

PostPosted: Sun May 22, 2005 7:52 pm


Server: Gilgamesh

Player Hairshy

Reason: "ITS" (its a mithra that says its a girl but hits on both) a pervert i was in sandy and me and my friend kept getting perverted tells >_<

ex: want to suck my ****.... you can guess what that is >_<
PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2005 2:37 pm


SERVER: Odin
PLAYER(S): Conomy Teluode Kawae Younai, Hdlbay, Hdlone, Maiat, Xaiot

thats right all these players are gilsellers, only thing i have to say

Player: Kyron
a dude who is the biggest gilbuyer on odin makes me sick everytime i see him
idk who likes helping him he is the worst DRK/NIN i have ever seen

Player: Myux
hes an ok player but get him going about DRG hes keeps making fun of them blaist he had this coming from beggining

Strikercloud


Tsujiaikun

PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2005 1:06 pm


Character name:Rylee
Server:Bahamut

bad blm O O! makes us blm look bad!also a bad leader too! he used escape when two other people were helping us against a beetle at garlaige! me and the whm got so ticked off that she called him a big noob. if you want to know his equip also this is how it goes.... i don't my his experimentaion with jobs but yea:
Blm/ninja
dual wands
rings:stamina rings
overcasts and gets hate..... also uses utsusemi but doesnt work a bunch.(practically everytime he cast the ninja/war has to provoke like crazy) just stay away from him if i were u evil
the mithra in our party called him rude(leaving a the guys helping us... which was around 34 and 35)
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