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 Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:06 pm
Hope springs eternally in the human heart.
A smile is the most effective medicine.
*These were in a couple of fortune cookies.
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:21 pm
kick em when they are down , kick em twice as hard if you put them there.
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Magnum Large Condom Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 12:13 am
Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired.
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 8:30 pm
if you get drunk at a party dont be the first to pass out.
dont be the first to pass out wile camping, even if its with family they are mean little freaks!
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 8:03 pm
When in doubt, whip it out!! twisted
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:58 pm
Its good to meet girl in park. It is better to park meat in girl whee
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:25 pm
The dirt may look dry....it's not.... ninja twisted
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 2:56 am
Dark_Demon_Zero Its good to meet girl in park. It is better to park meat in girl whee
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:22 pm
dont get handcuffed to the dumbass who jumps off the bridge, be the one that stands back laughing hystaracly
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Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 3:06 pm
Crunchy Oven Baked
Pretzels with a Spicy
Cheeze Pizza flavored filling
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:50 am
If you want to figth organized religion,
fight with words and inteligence.
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:38 am
There is but one cause of human failure. And that is man's lack of faith in his true self.
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:40 am
We can't help everyone. But everyone can help someone.
There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
*fortune cookies*
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:55 pm
add -in bed- to the end of fortunes or philospophys and its funny
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:27 pm
Terane There is no rose without a thorn. guns and roses!!!!!!!! "every rose has its thorn"
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