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 Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:08 am
Bad news your shovel breakes
Good news there's a backhoe at the cemitary
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:05 pm
Bad new: you don't have the key
Good news: you can hot wire it
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:23 am
Bad news: Due to the ultra modern nature of the backhoe, it requires a complex series of twists and turns of your body to actually pull off the manouevre.
Good news: You're incredibly flexible.
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:16 pm
Bad News: you pull a muscle
Good News: The hospital is across the street
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:11 am
Bad news: It's run by Doctor Dedwin and Nurse Necro, the Living Dead Dolls!
Good news: They're very good at what they do.
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:24 am
Bad news: What they do is mame people
Good news: You have insurance
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:12 am
Bad News: It expired last week.
Good News: You pull a new one out of a cereal box.
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:27 am
Bad news: You have to go to a time share showing to use it
Good news: The time share is in hawii
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:08 pm
Bad news: Hawaii's been flooded.
Good news:Despite your injuries, you can still swim.
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:39 am
Bad news: there are sharks in the water
Good news: you have a harpoon gun
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:12 pm
bad news: you can't exactly swim with it.
good news: you don't have to, because you can walk on water.
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:07 pm
Bad news: The sharks have learned how to jump.
Good news: You can now use that harpoon gun.
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:09 pm
Bad news you only have one harpoon
Good news ther's only one shark
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:12 pm
Bad news: you shoot and miss
Good news: the shark is a vegetarian
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:47 am
Bad News: You Are A Vegetable!
Good News: You taste good and you're healthy
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