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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 9:16 pm
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 6:52 pm
Kuwabara: I'm not ugly!!
Hiei: Nice last words.
"A sword is a weapon......the art of swordsmanship is to learn how to kill....." -Kenshin
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Prince Kira Ukonvasara Crew
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 4:40 pm
"Hogan, we comin' for you n****" -Booker T
(Sure that isn't in good taste, but it was amazingly funny to see his reaction after he realized what he said.)
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 6:02 pm
"Shut the hell up or rip your spine out and shove it so far down your throat, you'll be shitting out shards of bone!" - Shannon in a fit of rage.
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Prince Kira Ukonvasara Crew
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 8:13 pm
"Remember kids, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. I'm the strongest mother ******** on the planet." -CM Punk
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 8:17 pm
"Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?" - "Rowdy" Roddy Piper
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 8:56 pm
" If I here and you're their and Istanbul is in this general area who the hell is that'- Peter Griffon
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 9:13 pm
-Family Guy-
Quagmire: Oh, Lois, I'd do everything to you. Lois: What? Quagmire: I'd do anything for you.
Security Guard: Alright son, we're gonna need those two hams back. Chris: Huh? I don't have any hams. Guard: Lift up your shirt, son. Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult! Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty fat fatty. Hey Tom he's just a fat kid! Aren't you, fatty? You're just a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate fatso. Chris: Thanks.
Judge: Im sentencing you to 24 months in prison. Lois: Oh no! Brian: Oh no! Chris: Oh no! Meg: Oh no! Kool Aid Guy: OOOOOOOH YA!
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2005 10:38 pm
Redneck's famous last words "Hey y'all! Watch this!"
"He's like a one legged man in an a** kicking contest!"- Good Ol' J.R.
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 10:49 pm
"THEY DON"T WANNA HEAR ABOUT THE STUPID MOVIE......THEY WANT TO SEE ME SUCK OFF A COW!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tom Green on MadTV
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 4:19 pm
Hiei: So even someone like you, who is so cool, occasionally gets angry.......that's good to know.
Kurama: Not being able to rescue Kuronue that day...
Hiei: Kurama...there is no one who does not have scars on his heart. If there were someone like that, he would be a shallow b*****d.
--Yu Yu Hakusho: Poltergeist Report
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 12:52 am
"I'm the Reason Hogan's Got No Hair" -Roddy Piper
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 10:56 am
"You got any beer in this place?" Logan
"This is a school." Bobby
"So, thats a no?" Logan
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 1:37 pm
Because Twist can't be the only person to use up all the CM Punk quotes...
Gabe: This is a Falls Count Anywhere match, meaning that you can be pinned on any flat surface.
Punk: So that means they can pin each other on Alison Danger's chest?
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 3:18 pm
Chris: "I think Mrs. Griffin is hot"
Lois: "go to your room"
Paris Hilton: "I hate reading! somebody read the menu to me" <---- true quote (don't you wish you were rich enought to seriously say that?)
Stan: "sometimes all you have to chose from is a giant duche(sp?) and a turd sandwich"
"you mean like Batista vs. Edge/Triple H?" me after watching that eppisode
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