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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:04 pm


chapter 31 to 40 ruins of L.A
as the ruins of L.A form the madona stirke lay buring some have already repaired certain areas of L.A soon Damon small army will be given there first mission but as they wait a new enemy rises to fight the other armys !!!
jesse jackson comes in the room and berifs us ok men jesse strated with we found K fed dirt bunkers shaq will you give information and reasearch notes on these dirt bunkers shaq roesed form his chair certainly mr.jessey shaq replyed. you know a big cookie when you dip it in milk or ice cream ? well a dirt bunker is like that but its more like a bunch of kobe brains with machine guns shooting up in the air then a big basket ball evlevateor go's down to a big factily with a bunch of warehouses and at this moment ben says to us i think shaq has had some weed at this time jesse speaks out thats good shaq now go to the shack bar in tommy lee's house shaq exits the room then jesse does more talking on this mission you will be takeing along shaq he knows more about these K fed dirt bunkers then anybody i want pay back to thoese little K fed for blowing up my bomber anyways about the dooper gangers and robo actors they seem to run away its only k feds and madona's runing around your main objectives is to capture the core factilys in the K fed dirt bunkers so we can use them that is all
as we went out to the apc's that where going to do a ground assualt on the dirt bunkers we saw a news report on the new construction.
news reporter: today we are at the 5th crossroads of the 19th intersection and right by 101 Freeway on ramp the brige that links form 101 to 102 and 103 freeways as you can see behide me morgan freeman has blocked him self form police claiming that he will rebuild the freeway linkage for the A.S.P.D to fight down the modanos and K feds here is what we where able to obatain before police showed a clip roles
mr freeman mr freeman a new reporter calls out to him. hmmm what are ye doing on my fancy brgie are you here to take a way my new pride and lively hood ! mr freemen says machine gun fire form police then interuped the interview now mr freeman and some of his members are now blocking police then mr freeman starts yelling about gold fish then the tv is changed after we bored the apc's with shaq ben started complaining about coffee then are apc hit a land mine ! and waves of gun fire strated shooting at us are gunner regis phill man on the 50.cal rapidly fireing at the K feds strated yelling i can't hold them off ! there like a really better tennis player ! in that moment i damon had a plan ben shaq and cuba gooding would crawl to the bunker trecnh as me and bobo costa would lure gun fire by staying at the apc fireing back at them ben threw a grenade blowing up a inclosed 50.cal and stayed there as a fallback postion then shaq entered the radio room and then a k fed with a kinfe saw him and then strated to pretend he knew kung fu as the k fed strated jibbing around shaq kicked him in the balls and said haha little man try to dance as shaq held that postion cuba when near the elvatoer pulled out his 45. and shoot 2 k fed hilchooper polits that where on the dirt bunker heil pad and blew the chopper up the big exlposion got 4 k fed gruads runing to investgate they raced out side the matnace tunnle but cuba saw them and shoot 2 then the other 2 shoot back with a shot gun and a 9mm by then all are guy with the other 2 apcs and us shoot them down with a hail of gun fire shaq said pice of cookie dough as shaq reprogramed the elvator ben strated whining this place doesn't look to right look well cuba said well what the k feds aren't that great at building things no no ben said look to high tech when does k fed's know how to sucure a elvator panel ?
shaq then finshis haha easy as cookie dough ! we all abord the down to the lower lvls mean while a new army raises
madona soilder: ye mistress ye mistress !!! ye this is ye mistress madona said. where under attack in district 50 !:madona soilder: madona then arngyly replyed: district 50 but we own 100% of district 50 ! another madona soilder: argh there to fast ! by then a report comes in saying they lost madona supply storeage as madona gets angry she commands the madona mech tanks a walking turrt mech with 1 tank cannon and 4 mahcin gun pods mech polit leader of Monada L.A 1980 renewly ye for madona !!! as he said thoese words 2 walker mechs fall in a firer blast and gets a visul on the person for destorying them J.Lo as madnoa sees the new enemy J.Lo strats yelling you may of skiped out on me ben but i'm back to kick your cupcake a** then she runs away the madona soilders think they have won and madona has some releaf but ! little did they know a big expolsion in the main core factily nicknamed madona's recoreds go up in a firey gas expolsion plan by no other then J.Lo !!!
INTERMISSION !!!!!!
:Madona take over world: (pop/rock music video)
*no music plays madona strats speaking* Ye are the army ye are the army to take over the world world world *80s pop music strats playing*
*5 madona soilders come up behide her and strat danceing like in a madona video*
PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:39 pm


you know wat

your mind scare me and makes laugh until my sides split

Great now theres blood and guts everywhere

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:39 pm


"yeah well i'm sorry for that but i don't know how much of my stash was left afterwards so i can't find my way out of this toliet"
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ok i think i might have to change the book idea to a TV show cus the book is to hard for all the things i keep thinking up so i'll prolbey change form tv to book and then again so now i will now combine this into a tv thing


we now retrun to Damon 24 (more names pending)

*shows comes on and a music vedio*
music vedios name: Tom clanesy and gang hunting Monkeys with MP5s
*rock in roll gitar solo* TOM CLANESY TOM CLANSEY *monkey jumping on the ground while machine guns fire up in the air* TOM TOM TOM TOM CLANSEEEEEEEEEYYYYY !
on the last ep. of Damon 24
*cuba goods slaps ben* don't you ever talk about cup cake daddy like that
Cuba gooding
jesse jackson: where arfida there might not be any body alive after this mission
Jesse jackson
damon: follow me !! *damons fires heavy machine gun at dirt bunker*
Matt Damon
PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:49 pm


lol i think i pissed myself eek

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:49 pm


opps sorry thats not ready yet i guese i'll have to write a new one
PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:02 pm


on the last ep. of Damon 24
*cuba goods slaps ben* don't you ever talk about cup cake daddy like that
Cuba gooding
jesse jackson: where arfida there might not be any body alive after this mission
Jesse jackson
damon: follow me !! *damons fires heavy machine gun at dirt bunker*
Matt Damon
Ben: argh i brunt my hand cooking this marshmellow !
Ben Afexl

*Elevator going down to sub levels then shaq strats to talk* ok every body get your safteys off there going to be all over us like kobe brain trying to make a basket
*damon's team swicting off there safetys and Elevator doors open on the 3rd sub level armory sector K feds then see them* K fed soilder: oh snap yo *shaq then goes into a rampage with his M60 and fires* arghhhhhhh !!! *
:meanwhile: *jeesse jackson at actor star police walks into the control room* whats the status report on the highway and dritbunker progesse ? *tommy lee is at the shift and strats talking* i errr 1 .... 2 33 ?
*jesse jackson is then angry* what the hell ! why are you at this shift who let you in here ? is that vodka all over the keyboards ?!!?
:meanwhile while jese is giveing long talks to the actors k fed and ? man is ploting against the others: good good yo yo my new rap ablum will sure put chaos in every ones homes then spak big roits yo then i'll be king *? man steps in* thats a stupid idea k fed *k fed lashs out at ? man* you do know plans ! *? man truns on a monitor* you see you see that red stuff ? *k fed wacths the monitor* look like ketchup yo my k feds must had a BBQ party and they didn't invite's me *?
man angry looks at k fed* no you idiot ! we have a intruder your so called homeis are horribel gruads ! *? man swicths on the red phone* swicth to lvl 5 lock down everywhere nukeclear lvls 1 to 7 lock them but lvls 8 and higher leave unlock*k fed walks up behide him* yo i hope yo knows what yos doing yo*
:back to damons team: *machin gun fire then stops ben walks to scout up where the fire fight was* looks like where in the armory *cuba walks up to where ben* i think your right damn this place is big doesn't look like anything a k fed could do on its own *shaq shuts down the Elevator
* that should hold them for at lest 5 days *damon walks up to a warehouse building while regis looks at the shoot k feds and patrol car some drove up while the firefight was going on the bob costa checks one of the armory doors* should we open one of these ? *shaq and damon looks at the door shaq then strats to speak*don't know maybe we should keep this as a fallback postion there might be kobes here *damon then thinks and comes up with a answer* ok cuba, ben, shaq come with me bob , harson ford, tommy lee jones and the rest of the actors stay here and work on the armorys and steal any weapons if we capture this bunker everything in the base is ours actors strat operation !!!
damon 24 !!!! will retrun after these messages !
music vedio:k fed roit rap !
*k fed danceing around* hey mac daddy going to buy a big mac *bunch of guys say* big mac going to strat riot after you hear this song *annoying beat and bad danceing*

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