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Posted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 10:23 am

Today's Smiley Theater, Much Ado About Sausage, will be back right after this message.

biggrin : With the way the wold is today, it's hard to loose weight. So I turned to the Atkin's diet...
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stare : That was me six months ago. I didn't touch anything that could be turned into energy for my body for three months. When I awoke from my stupor, my kidney was gone. Not in the normal "in a motel bathtub with a bunch of ice and a note telling me to get to the hospital" way. I had digested it.

sad : Anyway... I was a wreck. It was that time I decided... Atkin's was a wussy. I started my Anti-Atkin's diet system. All carbs, just to get back at his dead self. I have gone back to my origional weight. And while my kidney hasn't grown back like I'd hoped, a glob of cellulite has infused itself in it's place to fill out my innards. I... *URK!!!*

neutral : We apologize for that. The gentleman had a heart attack in the middle of the advert. And now, for our feature presentation.

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smile : Mmmm... A fine morning. Do I smell sausages?
biggrin : A-yup. And eggs and toast.
smile : Well it's a shame I ate already.
biggrin : Wellsa, what did you have?
smile : I had Reeses for breakfast.
biggrin smile neutral sad gonk scream : WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN!?
sweatdrop : Dude, I'm just saying...
scream : REESES FOR BREAKFAST!!! It goes against the natural order. I'll sacrifice you to the breakfast GOD!
sweatdrop : Oh sweet gravy. This is worse than the time I drank a juice box at dinner...

THE END!

Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2004 7:04 am

i have one thing to say to you... YOU ARE A GENIUS!!! Wipes away tears- i never saw anything like it- never!

Siani

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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 6:39 pm

DeanTheAdequate

*Do-do-do-do-do-do, do-waaah!*
Nothings better what comes, fresh goes better in life, with Ment...
*WHAM!*

*Domo then backs up the forklift and runs over the commercial again.*

*WHAM!*
domokun : RAAARGH! CUT TO SPR!

Smiley Public Radio

smile : Hello, I'm Laura Haupt and welcome to evening talk. Today in our studio we have the famous inventor Kirk Forsythe.
mrgreen : Good evening.
smile : Now Kirk, you have been in a slump as of late, but it is said that you have a new invention that will revolutionize the way we live. Tell us a little about it.
mrgreen : Yes. It's a device that I beleive everyone will want two of in their home. It's a device to use all of your remotes for your television, VCR, and even DVD player all in one!
sweatdrop : Um... Yes, but that's been done before, even before the DVD player came out. It's called a universal remote.
mrgreen :.... Um, yes, well fine, fine. I have some more inventions I've been knocking around. You see, I have this device that acts as a word processor but uses no electricity! *Thunk* Whaddya think?
sweatdrop : Sir, that's a typewriter.
mrgreen : No it's not. It's the "Forsythe Analog Word Processor and Bell Device."
rolleyes : Oooh kay then...
mrgreen : And that's not all! Order now and...
scream : GET OUTTA MY STUDIO!
*Muffled struggling sounds*
mrgreen : WAIT! THE WORLD MUST KNOW ABOUT MY "Jiffy Sweeper" THAT CUTS MOPPING TIME IN HAAAALFFF!

And now for our feature presentation...

THE INCREDIBLE TALK!

domokun : THAT TITLE LAME!
stressed : SHHHH!

sweatdrop : Well son, you're getting to an age where you may have a feeling for girls. So it's about time that we had "The Talk"
neutral : Awww man...
sweatdrop : Well tell you what, why don't you tell me what you know and I'll fill in the gaps, as it were.
*One hour later*
sweatdrop : Really, with a stick of butter and a rubber band?
*One more hour later*
sweatdrop : Hold on, I need a new notepad.
*And then two hours later*
sweatdrop : Well... I can see that... see that... I'll be right back.
*Runs downstairs*
smile : Oh hello dear, how did "the talk" go?
scream : YEW GET UPSTAIRS WOMAN AND GET THE REDDI WHIP, RUBBER BANDS, AND A JAR OF VAP-O-RUB!
biggrin : Finally!

THE END!

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 9:14 pm

*We join Dean just as he is working on the latest Smiley Theater! Let's watch shall we?*

cool : Ah, looks like Gaia's running smooth now. Let's get started... (Tickkatikkatikka...)

*About 15 minutes later*

cool : Aaaand now to send. (Click.... Click.... ClickClickClick!)
stressed : Awww c'mon... What the? Wait until tomorrow? Fine, the Cashe will have saved what I wrote... (Click.... Click.... ClickClickClickClickClick!!!)
scream : @#$%&!!!!!

*Well, that was unexpected. I'd show you what happened the next day... But frankly ANYONE could see this post. Even little kids. But he's calm now, we've let him out of "The Box" and he's back with...*

Dean and Domo's Anime In Review!

Today's Review: Azumanga Daioh!

biggrin : Hello folks, and welcome to another edition of... Erm... Is that you Domo?
domokun : 'ETH
sweatdrop : Hoookay. But... are those pigtails?
domokun : 'ETH
neutral : Far be it from me to judge, but dosen't a square kaiju monster kinda look... Odd with little teardrop pigtails?
domokun : DOMO FEEL PRETTY! WANT JOY ONLY YOUNG GIRL CAN FEEL IN JAPANESE HIGH SCHOOL!
sweatdrop : Erm, yes, well... That's kind of what our anime today is all about. The trials and tribulations of a group of friends in a normal japanese high school. Let's see a clip.

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xd : WOOO! Time to run around and be crazy between classes!
surprised : Tomo, you shoulden't... *BANG! CRASH! THUD!*
sweatdrop : Ah-heh... Tomo dosen't listen to common sense. You should know that by now, Chiyo-chan.
xd : My head's stuck in the cupboard!
stare :.....
smile : Uh... Hi. I'm "Osaka" and that's Sakaki. We'll clear this up after a bit of cute randomness, and the scene will shift to another character.
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domokun : KAWAIII!
sad : I dunno... As entertaining as the series is, I can only forsee a huge amount of... erm... "Those" kind of fan-parodies coming out.
domokun : WHAT DEAN MEAN?
sweatdrop : Uhhhh... Whisper, whisper...
domokun :.......OH.
neutral : Well, not to worry big guy. I mean, it's not as if Gary Glitter isn't reformed...
domokun : DEAN, GET DOMO TICKET TO TOKYO AND MALLET. ME HAVE PORN SERVERS TO CRASH...
sad : Uh... Right there *Dials on cell* What? I'm not getting between Domo and... Um... These people. When will people learn to keep 12 year olds out of high school in Japan?

THE END!

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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 1:02 pm

yo dean it's me...nice place...I bet you dont remember me....OLD member biggrin

Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 4:01 pm

When's your next smiley theater Dean?

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Balki Bartokomous

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Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 4:47 pm

Does this Smiley Theater come with Dolby Digital surround sound?? blaugh

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:16 pm

Chibi Scout

DOes this Smiley Theater come with Dolby Digital surround sound?? blaugh

lmao!

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i am god XD

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Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 9:05 pm

Chibi Scout

DOes this Smiley Theater come with Dolby Digital surround sound?? blaugh

If it doesn't, it should. 3nodding

Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 6:09 pm

hilarious as always dean.

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Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 12:12 am

Very unique and funny razz I really like the idea! Great Job!

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:41 pm

*applauds*

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DeanTheAdequate

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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:41 pm

*Rubs Neck*

Yeah... I kinda dropped off of the face of the planet there...

That's a big my bad. But you know, these things happen.

And I must apologize for my sisster, she's a bit... forthwright. I just wish she'd told me earlier about this.

Oh well.

But...

Check out the new smiley listings....

I've got a FEVAH!!!

And the only cure... is the NEW EMOTICONS!!!

rofl pirate talk2hand

SWEETNESS!

I may, just may have a few ideas kicking around the noodle. I find time, I'll put them up. Besides, I have to get back to the "Anime in Review" at least.

For the old fans, the new ones, and the fans to come!

Thank you!

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:03 pm

*Sweep, sweep*

Let's see, once the theater's all swept out, I can decongeal the butter-like substitute.

Mmmm, banged grains.

Anyway, By Friday should be the release of our next title...

"Smilies of the Carrabean!"

Prepare! Dare! And get your ARRRRR on! pirate

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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:05 am

OMFG! A new smiley threater, shock and dismay.

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