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 Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:26 am
All of them hitched a ride on a sea turtle, where they swam off to the Great Barrier Reef of Australia, where the llama's son had moved to when he grew up. When the cow met the llama's son, it was love at first sight. Unfortunately, it could never be, unless they wanted their children to have hideous inter-species deformities, so they...
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:17 pm
got married and decided to use condoms.......
((I DIDN'T SAY THAT IT WAS MY IMAGINARY FRIEND I SWEAR!!!!!))
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:20 pm
(It's okay, Carm, we believe you. *shifty eyes*)
Using condoms turned out to work very well for them, until one dark and stormy night. On that fateful night, they were having wild (but protected) sex, when... duh duh duh... the condom broke. The llama's son impregnated the cow. They were horrified at this, and they decided their only choice was to...
(Was that too graphic? I have no idea how far down the age/maturity scale some of the members here go. Sorry! sweatdrop )
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:13 pm
Consult the Elderly Llama. They figured this would be the best decision. How wrong they were. For when they told the Elderly Llama of their..."affair", the Elderly Llama looked at them and...
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collapsiblbunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:44 pm
started yelling his head off, then affter ranting ((  ))for about a few hours, he said it was their own fault and had to deal with multated children, and would not allow them to get an abortion, and if they did he would cast his son away and would no longer consider him a son but a low-lifey ant..thing.... (he was VERY against the idea of abortion) ((yeah don't worry I'm sure we're old enough blaugh *sings* I'm a big kid now! rofl rofl rofl ))
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 7:39 pm
After some private discussion between the cow and the young llama, they decided that, although the elderly llama was a very good friend of the cow and a very good father to the younger llama, in the end, he was just a stupid pro-life freak. (Sorry if I'm insulting anyone's beliefs! *dies*) So the cow went to get an abortion.
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 11:16 am
But, during the abortion surgery thingymibob, they made an accident, and the cow was about to die...
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 12:29 pm
Because they had damaged her liver. She needed a liver transplant. Unfortunately, the only match they could find was the elderly llama.
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collapsiblbunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 4:13 pm
Did you mean the Elderly Llama's son? The Elderly Llama wasn't there. He was at home.
Just wondering...
No. They discovered that the only match for the purple cow was the elderly llama.
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:08 pm
but the elderly llama was mad at them for getting an abortion, especially since they had gone against his orders, and refused to give a liver transplant, and said it was thier own fault, and the same day flew to America to get away from them.
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:12 pm
Without the elderly llama's liver, the purple cow died. This made the llama's son very sad, and he decided that he would have to go out on his own to seek his fortune. But while he was wondering what to become in order to seek his fortune, he remembered that he still had to take care of the cow's children.
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:14 pm
so he decided to seek a sychiatrist (i forgot how to spell it) for help.
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:58 pm
The cow's eldest son, who had been sent several times to a psychiatrist by his father the blue bull and hated it, tried to persuade his stepfather not to go. But the llama wouldn't listen. He went trotting off to a psychiatrist, who happened to be the purple cow's old friend the sparklefish.
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Posted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:52 pm
Well, when he met Samantha the Sparklefish,he immediatly fell in love with her, because she was so...er....sparkly....so he decided to stick with visiting her for her psychiatric help, and was unsure whether she liked him back, and was too nervous to ask her out, until one day.....
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:43 pm
...he realized that like the purple cow, the sparklefish was of an entirely different species than him. The reason he was going to see her in the first place was because of the whole incident with the purple cow. Not wanting that to happen again, he gave up on Samantha. He helped himself do this by realizing that she was actually a really annoying psychiatrist, and telling himself that he had been shallow for liking her only for her looks.
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