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 Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:35 pm
Kingshortpants Excuse me havnt you never seen me befor? ninja From across the room I thought your body was punchin but now, I can see its kickin wink Sorry for killin your boyfriend, need a hug? twisted add more or something ninja its not "sorry for killing your boyfriend" its "sorry for choppin off your boyfriends arms....need a hug
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:30 pm
Theunwanted1 Kingshortpants Excuse me havnt you never seen me befor? ninja From across the room I thought your body was punchin but now, I can see its kickin wink Sorry for killin your boyfriend, need a hug? twisted add more or something ninja its not "sorry for killing your boyfriend" its "sorry for choppin off your boyfriends arms....need a hug
"Want to go to the forest so that i can perform the centerfold jutsu and drag you off as you bleed to death out of your nose?" -all in one breath-
it's so stealthy and misleading, it's insane. ninja x3
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 10:56 am
gay ninja picking up boy ninja
wanna spar with our swords?
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Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 5:21 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:00 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 9:36 am
It seems I've returned here, too... can't remember how long it's been. Did anyone actually miss me, or even realize I was gone?
Anyway, ninja pickup lines...
"Even though I can run faster than the speed of light, I don't do everything that fast..."
"My village isn't the only think I keep hidden..."
Not too good, I know, but I'll try to think of some more.
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:02 pm
OMG these are great! xd I'll try to think of some tomorrow and the day after. (technically today and tomorrow cuz it's 2am) 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:21 pm
Omg, last night right after I had posted that last post and turned off my comp. a flood of pick-up lines came into my head. Good thing I grabbed paper and a pen and wrote them all down! 3nodding
"My katana's not the only thing that's big."
"I can kill over 5 million people at once. Wanna see?"
"My Chinese Star is too heavy to throw on my own. Can you help me?"
"I would love to make you another skeleton in my closet."
"What lovely kunai you have."
"You know, Mars is red from the blood of all the life forms I killed up there."
"You're so talented! Think you could kill my boyfriend for me?"
"Wanna be my ninja body guard? And I do mean BODY guard."
"I give my victim's heart to you."
"I'm kinda tense from my last kill. Think you could loosen me up a bit?"
"You look beautiful when you're killing."
"You can rip my heart out 'cause it belongs to you and only you."
More to come maybe later... heart
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:21 pm
What about this one for use on a male ninja?
Is that a sword of kutana in your pants are you just really happy to see me.
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:11 pm
Akane the Dragon Omg, last night right after I had posted that last post and turned off my comp. a flood of pick-up lines came into my head. Good thing I grabbed paper and a pen and wrote them all down! 3nodding
"My katana's not the only thing that's big."
"I can kill over 5 million people at once. Wanna see?"
"My Chinese Star is too heavy to throw on my own. Can you help me?"
"I would love to make you another skeleton in my closet."
"What lovely kunai you have."
"You know, Mars is red from the blood of all the life forms I killed up there."
"You're so talented! Think you could kill my boyfriend for me?"
"Wanna be my ninja body guard? And I do mean BODY guard."
"I give my victim's heart to you."
"I'm kinda tense from my last kill. Think you could loosen me up a bit?"
"You look beautiful when you're killing."
"You can rip my heart out 'cause it belongs to you and only you."
More to come maybe later... heart
Those are awesome!
whee
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