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 Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2021 2:03 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2021 5:31 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2021 8:45 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2021 2:51 pm
Grandma's boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'
Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend.
I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.
The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh
... I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.
She started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'
The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'
The minister fainted. 😂😂
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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 8:47 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 8:49 pm
Pink Fregia
Grandma's boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'
Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend.
I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.
The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh
... I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.
She started
adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'
The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'
The minister fainted. 😂😂
lol Pink, thats funny! hehe
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2021 1:20 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2021 4:10 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2021 3:06 pm
 I'm like Christmas lights.
A complicated and an absolute mess,
but once you've figured me out,
I'm festive and quite pleasant.
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2021 3:36 pm
The one big difference between men & women,
is that if a woman says "Smell this"
it usually smells nice.
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2021 3:50 pm
Earl & Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco & drinking beer, when suddenly Bubba says "Think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over two months."
Earl spits overboard, takes a long slow sip of beer & sayd "Better think it over, women like that are hard to find."
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2021 7:33 am
Here's a joke that I told at work
BAKE A CAKE WITH RUM AND NOBODY BATS AN EYE
BUT BAKE BROWNIES WITH LAXATIVES AND EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR s**t
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2022 9:57 pm
I have to share a family funny. This evening we were all sitting and talking after dinner, my SIL found this site where you put in the year you turned 21 and the top song of that year is your theme song for 2022.
So we each did it and were having fun talking about things we did in our youth. My grandson (16 yrs) says "Wow that's like all the way back in the late 1900's, right?" rofl My daughter while shocked and laughing threw her napkin at him.
Thanks a lot kid
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2022 1:41 pm
Earl and Bubba go into a bakery.
Earl, being a smart a** steals 3 pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to Bubba, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see anything!"
Bubba says "I am going to show you there is nobody better than me."
He goes to the owner and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and give him a pastry.
Bubba swallows it and ask for another one.
The owner gives him another one.
Then Bubba asks for another one and swallows it just the same.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and says, "What did you do with the pastry?
Bubba answers, .......... "Look in Earl's pocket."
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Posted: Sat Apr 08, 2023 11:37 pm
this is a funny thread rofl
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