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T.Fukuyama

PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 8:12 pm


Damn.. I wonder what can we say rhymes with Tai in Japanese..

obvious a lot, but I mean like.. Actually good words. XD
PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 8:14 pm


*brain strain*

Eliphaz


T.Fukuyama

PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 8:37 pm


anything yet? *fixes your bowtie*
PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 8:45 pm


*has bowtie fixed* Hee, actually I just finished the song about the threesome. It'll be posted for all to see. heart

Eliphaz


Eliphaz

PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 8:51 pm


"The Travelers of Ham"-about Pandarr, Tai and Yasa in a one-night threesome. Surprisingly Gaia friendly, although that wasn't my orginal intent.
XD

This is a story
of travelers from Ham
And how they came to
find themselves in a jam

A room they bought
Worn out and dead
(Tired, that is) and soon
they found just one bed!

Pandarr, Tai and Yasa
Friends they be
So they shared the bed
Here's where it gets naughty

Clothes were stripped
Excited their hearts beat
As they giggled and played
beneath the sheet

Til the early morn
they went, on and on
Then the owner kicked em
out, and bid them begone

And that's the story
Of the travelers from Ham
Who in one night made
each other happy as a clam
PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 9:54 am


ahaha seedy motel and hours of hot sex = my life story. gonk heart

T.Fukuyama


Akai Kakera

PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:02 pm


where's my soooooooooooooong?!!! domokun heart
PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:24 pm


rofl

aMus


Eliphaz

PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:41 pm


I'm working on them. Slowly, but surely. XD ninja
PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:55 pm


"The Tale of A Runaway a**"-By far, my most amusing I think. XD About Yasa's a** and Tai's superior bass skills. Said from Tai's POV. Rawk on. cool

I was walking along
with my bass in grasp
when I stumbled upon
a sight that made me gasp

In a clearing, he stood
Alone, wet and bare
So I walked o'er to him
softly so he didn't scare

He looked up with sad eyes
and said he'd been in the bay-
Swimming and as he'd done so
His a** had swum away!

Up and down I looked
And e'erywhere in between
The poor man man spoke true-
His a** was nowhere to be seen

"Find my bum" he asked
Making a promise, honest and true
"Find it and return it to me
And I'll marry you."

So I set out to find it-
not knowing it's hiding place
As I went searching
I began to play my bass

Then, lo, on the horzion
appeared the man's a**
Round, and it was
Rolling through the grass

Smitten with my music
Around and around it swayed
Long as I kept playin'
Right behind me it stayed

So I lead it back
to it's rightful home
It bounced up onto him
nevermore to roam

The man came near
his eyes full of glee
He kept his promise
And he married me

His a** ne'er ran away again
cause I was there to smack it around!

Eliphaz


debukemo

Tricky Ladykiller

PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:29 pm


XDDDDDDD That's awesome.

I could even sing it to a Goo Goo Dolls tune XDDDDDDDD
PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:25 pm


Actually in my mind I had it set to an Irish theme, with lyres and whatnot. XD But sung like the dude from Flogging Molly. xd heart

Eliphaz


T.Fukuyama

PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:23 am


That song was so damn funny I nearly died and then my family would have sued you. surprised (Maybe. Depends on if they bothered to check up or not) ... So, you know, in future... try to leave a guy with a lung okay? xd heart heart heart
PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:36 pm


Awww, I'm sorry Tai. When you produce me and whatever band I might stratch up, I'll give you 50% of the profits, I swear. xd heart

Eliphaz


T.Fukuyama

PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 8:06 pm


50? 75% ! XD
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