"Well, there was some rope... but I couldn't figure out how to tie the ends, so I used some scotch tape and, uh... I dunno."
. . . *must not facepalm* Y-you taped Minty up? Far be it from me to help in villainy, but wouldn't that be pretty easy to escape from?
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:49 pm
Rooted in front of a door stands a girl whispering to herself "Okay, just boldly open the door and be confident" And with a resolute nod she burst into the room with fake bravo. Taking in the scene before her she starts off saying " I have come to... " she begins to taper of into confusion " save the fair damsel minty but...." Looking around she observes everyone sitting down drinking tea? blushing furiously at her mistake she begins " I'm s-sorry, I didn't mean to intrude on your tea party. I must have gotten the room wrong" She then takes her hands and covers her face hiding her redden cheeks.
"Wouldn't Minty get mint...tea? She emphasized the pun, winking a little, and giggled. "Though that would mean getting past the body-guards I stationed there. Minty seemed to tremble in their presence-- as she should-- all of them wearing only their finest underwear. Hopefully she does not notice their abs and butts, as I've heard she is fond of them..."
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Your promised poem, under the cut:
Oh, Okami, Okami, quite the fair little dame, It seems like when it comes to having fun, You're always ready to play our kinky little game. Of maidens and lads, our roulette of joy will never be done.
One event a ball, the next we're sending out love poems, Always a new adventure with us and we have you for the ride, Ever since you joined us for Valentine's, you sure have shown 'em. After all, we've seen all the great qualities that you bring!
So, feel free to stick around for quite a while, I'll make you my right-hand girl! After all, you always bring the win with such style: I'm certain with a bit of grooming you'll be quite the whirl.
So keep on taking our hearts by storm, I can't wait to learn more about you, See all those things that make your face go warm, And just what those things are that you'd love us to do.
Gypsy_Kt
"... I don't think so. I think it'd work just fine! She hasn't even tried to get away; clearly due to my great plot."
water_nymph2009
((GUILDS NEED A FREAKING TIP BUTTON. This is the only post which I cannot fully stay "in-character" for because THIS IS PERFECT. You don't even know.))
"What? No! We love intrusions!" The villainess bustles over, offering the woman a cookie. "In fact, you've come just in time! We have quite the party going on, I'd hate for you to miss it."
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:59 pm
Vesraen
She blushes again, just at the thought of the guards. Lucky woman... "But, you know... What if she starves? Then what? Wouldn't that somewhat ruin your evil plans?"
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Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 7:27 pm
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(( Ugh Ves... I just... that totally made my crappy little day get so much better. let me profess my love to you now and forever!)) She smiled watching the new coming be giving a cookie. "Actually my dear... we'ree all hear to save Minty, we've been taken in by the most delicious tea's though. Do sit down and have a spot of it. We can all save Minty later, as you heard she has the most delicious, mouth watering body guards to keep her safe."
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:56 pm
Vesraen
Are you intending no one have the will to save a fair and semi-helpless damsel? To distract us instead into a tea party while she is at peral? Do i have to morals to stand for this?
*weeps* An event, and my life has been eaten by work! gonk
Spare a little bit of fun for me!
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 10:58 pm
Vesraen
(( Thank you *blushes* ^///^ ))
"Ohh" the girl exclaims in surprise, half because of the woman's enthusiasm and half from the cookie being handed to her. Carefully she extends her hand the rest of the way and uncertainly takes the cookie. "Thank you?" she says slightly confused, though in the back of her mind there is a suspicion that this may all be a trick. Surveying the scene once more she relaxes under the seemingly serine atmosphere, though just to be sure, she decides to be on guard. Taking one last fleeting glance at the woman she takes a bite out of her cookie. Stiffening slightly she lets out a small whimper after she swallowed the mouthful of cookie. Eyes widened she lets out a breathy whisper "Is this a chocolate chip cookie" Taking another bite she exclaims "Its amazing!" So absorbed with this discover all other conversation was blocked from her ears. Seeming to realize something she begins to blush "Pardon my rudeness, my name is Wendy. May I know yours, your name I mean" Not forgetting anyone else she says with a small shy smile"And I would also like to know everyone's name to."
A lady has gone missing We don't know where she went She's longing for some kissing In this terrible event
But who may now have done this? We have a simple guess For the evil one around is That jealous villain Ves
Now, however shall we find her Before the train arrives? Say, how do we stop the chauffeur? Make sure that she survives
See, evil villain Ves Is lurking over there We ask for the address But she won't tell us where
She lured us all for tea And fooled us with her flatter But she's not fooling me I'll eat nothing from her platter
And meanwhile Minty dearest Is waiting for a man She's begging to her nearest To stop this evil plan
But little does she know They're all but simple guards And the tantrums that she throw Won't help her flip the cards
And as we're drinking from our cup Her struggle soon turns vain Little maiden, don't look up I think I hear the train
Oh my
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 6:30 am
Froggie Doll
"I..." she paused, carefully, then shook her head. "I don't think that's going to pass. The guards have ensured that she will stay alive-- and happy-- until the train comes!" Wait... that... has some suspicious connotations...
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"No... I was intending for people to enjoy my food and tea and love me. I like being loved. The tea party is a coincidence. Maybe a bit of a celebration." And then, she gently attempted to lead Nyx to a nearby couch so she might be comfy, "And you may not have the morals to stand for it, but you probably have the morals to sit on it."
Blood_drenched_okami
((Aww! I'm sad you had a crappy day, but I am glad to have made it better!))
"Well... I can't say I like that plan, but... I do like the fact I don't have to get up and stop you all now. Procrastination is the best thingever[/v]."
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Don't worry! This event is gonna last a while, so you have plenty of time to work and come back. <3 Feel free to join us for tea!
water_nymph2009
The cookie, obviously, was not poisoned, and upon seeing it enjoyed so, the hostess proceeded to giggle and squeal, clapping her hands excitedly. "Most people call me Ves! Some people call me Queen or some variation thereof, but mostly it's Ves. It's easy-to-remember. I like it. It sounds like --- well. Whatever you want it to! I don't much care how you pronounce it, so long as you do!"
She.. (hopefully) wasn't the villainess type, because she kind of sucked at it.
The Sweet Freak
((Oh my gosh, I literally giggled myself into tears reading this. But, I shan't spoil too much of a good thing, so. I will attempt to only reveal my terrible attempt at villainy one piece at a time.))
"Freak!" And then a pause, "I mean. Sweet!... ie... Sweetie! Yes, there! Hello, Sweetie!" She waved and gestured, "I don't think I hear a train. It's not scheduled to arrive ever soon... Maybe you need some tea to soothe the nerves?"
"Okay, well then thank you Ves" she said slowly, getting used to the foreign name. Overhearing part of the conversations around her with brows slightly furrowed in confusion. "Plan....train....guards!" She whispers to herself. Looking up suddenly she says in a rush "Is the fair maiden Minty here?" Blushing at her stumble of words she says " I mean not here but are you the dastardly villain one that took Minty? And why" she says gaining momentum, voice somewhat rising in anger "Is no one doing anything? Why is everyone drinking tea?" In any other situation she might have laughed at this scene but right this minute she is just confused and angry.
She raised her eyebrow a bit. Happy? Is this woman planning on killing her by an overload of pleasure? This is truly the most evil thing I've ever heard of! "A-a-are you sure? M-maybe you should go check on them... What if they forgot?"
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Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:14 am
Vesraen
"... I don't think so. I think it'd work just fine! She hasn't even tried to get away; clearly due to my great plot."
C-clearly. Good looking body guards probably didn't hurt either . . . >w>
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