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1. As always, don't check out the noise! Check out the door

2. Always have a bike or something with wheels if the 7 cars in the parking lot don't work suddenly

3. If cars don't work, don;t return to the building, get the walking if there are no wheels.

4. If your in a small, rural town and something is chasing you and you happen to knock it out, keep driving, only stopping for gas!!

5. Or, run over it 1 more time and haul a**, only stopping for gas until you get to a city.

6. If you are in a rural town and you don;t see anyone at all, keep driving.

7. If you must investigate why there are no people, check the church, if there is a cross, but black and upside down, haul a** until you see a BP for gas.

8. If yo are having sex and you hear a strange noise and no else is suppose to be there, pull those panties up, and get out of the house or building.

9. If you are moving into a house and it talks to you, pick those boxes back up, cuss out your real estate agent, and go somewhere else.

10. Although, if you are moving, check out the past history of your place because if one night your watching Seinfeld and the walls start bleeding, nothing good can come from it.

11. If a physic says don't do something, especially on a specific night, don't.

12. If there is a legend about a town filled with blood and disapearances, LEAVE!

13. Wear athletic shoes with traction

14. When running, zig zag, there is a reason why gazelles do it.

15. when running, don't scream your wasting energy not to mention you give away your position.

16. DO NOT JUST WALK IN BUILDINGS! Especially when there is NO ONE around especially if it contains figures, antiques, and/or tooo many pictures for one place.

17. When going out of town, carry extras, espcially tires, fan belts, brake pads, and the like. Also gasoline, whether to fill 'er up in a tight situation or to burn something or someone.

18. Learn how to jump start a car.

19. Carry automatic weapons just in case...shot guns perferably. Although 9 millimetes will last forever.

20. Make sure you have enough ammunition.

21. Wear long pants. Perferably Denim.

22. Knives are good but remember to conceal.

23. If you are going on a trip, buy the best read tires money can buy and if there is penetraction, they won;t run flat until mile 75.

24. If you know your going through small towns on a trip, fly.

25. If you see someone walking towards you and you know he is after, run to a public place.

26. If there is no public place and the neighbors aren;t answering, don;t stand there watching him come closer, just run and steal a car.

27. Don;t go on trips that incorporate looking for serial killers and legends. Decline the offer.

28. :: sigh ::L its been said a thousand times, "DONT PICK UP HITCHHIKERS!"

29. If you go through a town and your radio doesn;t even work, keep driving.

30. If you are lost in a rural area, stop, turn around, and just go back to the more populated town you left.

31. If you go into town where there are only children, keep going, if lost, check #30.

32. If there is a town you know of that once HAD people in it and then everyone is suddenly gone, go to map quest, and pick another route. If not refer to #24.

33. If you see small children in a place where there wasn;t any before, don't ask them questions or go near them, just leave.

34. if you see a cemetary with strange gas, get the ******** out of town.

35. If you are running ahead of someone, and you hear a scream behind you, just keep running and say a quick prayer.

36. If any apparition comes to you in any shape or form telling you not to go somewhere and meet someone, don't.

37. If you noticed alot of your friend dying in their sleep, take caffeine pills, snort crack, and consult a spiritual specialist, no one else will believe you.

38. If something happens out of the ordinary and no one believes you, don;t waste time trying to get them too, just call a specialist and try to resolve it.

39. If it can be resolved by not messing around, don't.

40. If you see something valuable such as a jewel, relic, ancient book...DON'T TOUCH IT!!

41. If there is anything will a latin inscription on it, don't TOUCH IT!

42. If the item doesn't have pure english writing but its ancient, DON'T TOUCH IT!

43. If something strange happens and you are with a group of people, don;t split up in anyway. And let it be agreed to get the ******** away from whatever is happening a group objective.

44. If a strange looking man offers you anything, anything, don;t take it. Especially if you have that dread feeling, there is usually a reason.

45. If you are in a new place with a picture of a being on it with squid like qualities, silently get the hell out of dodge.

46. Any child or creature that is pale, have wild eyes, and/or moves in jerky movements, back away slowly and run.

47. Don't go to or buy ancient and old buildings such as houses, old clinics, cabins, hotels, libraries, etc. Especially if its cheap, there is a reason.

48. Watch MacGuyver for ways of resourcefulness, cause you never know...

49. Any relic pretaining to religion especially those dark, evil places and situations, leave.

50. If it is too good to be true, it usually is.

1. Kill the smart/well informed guy first before he finds out how to stop you. Then go for the cheerleaders and junkies.

2. Wear casual clothes and weapons that are easy to hide (or even better IMPROVISE). Hockey masks and machetes may look cool but are kind of characteristic.

3. Don't kill on particular times like friday the 13th , halloween or full moon if you don't have to. The victims will be expecting you and routine is the first step to boredom.

4. Change locations, see distant places, meet new interesting people. Then kill them.

5. When killing focus on quality not the number. If they manage to kill you and you did a good job you'll be resurrected in the sequel.

Do not stand in front of a big window, something always come through it.

Take some one who runs slower then you.

If you are the main character's best friend...leave the state now or you're going to die early in the movie.

If you are a virgin and some charismatic, usually older and wealthy man or woman is suddenly very fascinated with you, they are the Devil or a vampire and want your blood and/or soul. This is the the big expection to the "no sex" rule. You should go find your best friend who's been hopelessly in love with you since childhood and have sex with them now. This will save lot's of time.

If a toy goes beserk and starts walking, talking, and killing on it's own initiative, leave the the scene come back with a weed wacker and a flame thrower. Apply liberally

Never try to explain to the police what is really going on. They will not believe you and will pin it all on you, as well as slow you down.

Never get on your knees to look under the bed, and never stand directly in front of the door you think the monster is behind when you open it.

If there is a non-creepy little kid in the movie and they tell you there are ghosts or monsters around, believe them.

If the killer/monster is the type that picks you off one at a time, or you know one of you is the killer, everyone needs to stay in the same room....no exceptions. Not even to piss...just don't do it.

If you see creepy writing on a book, statue, plaque, painting, jewelry etc....do NOT read it outloud.

If someone starts transforming into a monster in front of you, do NOT stand there during their 1 to 5 minute transformation sequence....then decide to run.

Do not kill/rape/ and or horribly beat up an innocent person at the beginning of a movie. They or someone in their stead WILL come back twisted and powerful and they WILL get revenge.

If there is one member of the group who is excessively whiny and stupid...just kill them now. If you don't they will get half your group murdered before they are killed off, as well as seriously try your patience. Just think, if Veronica Cartwright's character Lambert had been killed in the beginning Alien, half the crew would have lived.

If you see a guy with any type of mask on, make as much space between you and him as humanly possible. And if you spot the person around or on a holiday, thats all the more reason to move your a**.

I've seen this happen a million times...

If you're the heroine of the story and you finally get up enough guts to whack the bad guy with a heavy chunk of wood...KEEP WHACKING! Do NOT drop said chunk of wood in favor of running. Just keep beating his/her brains in.

You know what? I've decided to resurrect this thread.

If you're the main character, of course, you're going to be the one the crazed killer really, really, really wants to slay. However, the killer will always decided to kill everyone around you (including--but not limited to--friends, family, cops, and anyone who works at your high school) first in a long effort to make you feel afraid and miserable when he/she finally decides to go after you. I guess that's what makes them crazy.

Anyway, use the amount of time when the killer is going after everyone else to do any one of the following three things:

1.) Find out a dark secret about the killer's past.
2.) Research Far East or Druid mythology and traditions.
3.) Rent a boat with the intention of luring your assailant into the middle of a lake.

After you do that, use whatever you learned and/or acquired against your adversary in an effort to defeat your foe.