Welcome to Gaia! ::

A short time later, the reaper reemerges. Tears glisten in his eyes as he points at his first mate.

"Get them!"

ROUND FOUR: SWAB MUMMY



Your ship is not attacked for so long after Herbert flees that you begin to think all of these meaningless assaults might be over.

You're wrong.

Eventually, another ship appears out of the fog and stops in front of yours. Its captain shuffles on deck, as silently as her ship.

SWAB MUMMY has nothing to say.

ROUND FOUR: SWAB MUMMY





After a long, silent pause, SWAB MUMMY calmly lights the fuse of the nearest cannon. No hard feelings.

ROUND FIVE: Bruceus von Dekotan




The next ship to invade the waters around yours is as loud and flashy as the last one was stealthy. Posing at the bow is a thoroughly charismatic purple demon. He addresses you with a blinding grin.

"Hello there, peon! I am Bruceus von Dekotan, but you may call me Bruce! Just try to get through this hull, baby!"