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 Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:58 am
After doing the Raven Rock mission to get Hroldar the Strange out of the way of the mine house, Taylor is heading back to Magius to collect the gold and do all that blah blah crap.
Taylor walks into his office just as he's saying, "Who needs all these crackpot Nords? We're getting behind on schedule" (or whatever, can't remember exactly what he said) sweatdrop
Taylor *happens to be Nord* "Excuse me? What did you just say about my race???" evil
Magius looks scared. Taylor pulls out Goldbrand.
*killing*
Magius lying on the floor dead. Taylor dusts hands.
"Doesn't matter. I was going to work for Falco anyway." sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:15 am
mokubahv Um...
Cassandra is casually walking through the foreign quarter. She decides to wait for a couple hours, but...
"you cannot rest here. there are enemies nearby."
Cassandra looks around. All of a sudden...
"You cannot escape the righteous!"
Cassandra pulls out her Musashi (daedric dai-katana absorb health and fatigue on strike).
An ordinator bravely runs up.
"Die fetcher!"
Cassandra taps R.
Ordinator dies.
Cassandra takes helmet and armor, sells armor to the talking mud crab, and sets the helmet on a torch in Mat.
...that wasn't that great of a story...but it's true... khajiit ask were talking mud crab
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:24 pm
up at fort frostmooth (befor you start the story line) the guards say "join the legion, see the world, freeze your a**!
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:55 pm
"...The city of light, the city of magic!"
It sounded rather "fabulous" to me.... sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 9:35 pm
Taylor walks into the Halfway Tavern in Pelagiad.
"I'll take a Nord Mead please." she says.
The bartender is confused.
"Um, what?" he asks.
Taylor slaps her forehead.
"Oh...sorry I've been spending too much time playing Bloodmoon." sweatdrop
Okay that was dumb. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 12:21 pm
Fren "...The city of light, the city of magic!" It sounded rather "fabulous" to me.... sweatdrop Yeah, that quote always did crack me up.
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 12:10 pm
Opening battle cry of a female redgaurd I had just met:
Redgaurd: "I shouldve killed you earlier"
Donut (me): "but I just met you..."
Redgaurd: "..."
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 3:17 pm
That pilgrimage-thingy-dude:
"After I kill you, I will rape your corpse. Don't worry...I'll be gentle."
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 1:17 am
Fren That pilgrimage-thingy-dude: "After I kill you, I will rape your corpse. Don't worry...I'll be gentle."
OooH!
Two adventurers, one male and one female, go to the temple in Maar Gan to kill the Dremora.
He looks at the two.
"Very well. After I kill you, I will rape your corpses. Don't worry...I'll be-"
Female: "Why don't you just kill one of us?"
Male: "Yeah."
Dremora looks between the two. He can't decide.
"Well...I...I...I'll kill the male! COME HERE HOT STUFF!"
The Dremora kills the male. The female just watches.
*rape rape rape*
Female: "Okay...that's disgusting."
Old Dark elf: "I didn't know Daedra had sexualities!" eek
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 1:35 am
BWAHAHAHAH! xd
Other priest dude: ....Why is that turning me on? crying eek
Like my husband always says:
"I'm not sexist, I'm sexiest!"
whee
What do girl dremoras look like?
eek
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Posted: Wed May 04, 2005 11:39 am
Maybe they mate with...Golden Saints or Winged Twighlights?
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Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 7:31 pm
Taylor_Highwind Maybe they mate with...Golden Saints or Winged Twighlights? most likely biggrin lol blaugh
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Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 7:32 pm
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Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 7:36 pm
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 7:04 am
My character walking by Rararyn: Losersayswhat.
Rararyn: What?.....HEY! scream
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