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 Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:08 pm
x x Gino Cantata ❤ ❤ ❤"A sleepover, with two homosexual men, and possibly alcohol?"
The instant that Gino heard Ash's name, his head sagged down, and could feel a metaphorical rain cloud pour it's angst on him! Though if a rain cloud was spitting rain, it would be more like a rain's blood, right? Either way, he was sad and looked just as depressing as he felt! "She hasn't talked to me for almost a whole season now, hasn't even put any effort in calling or, or writing me a note, or passing by, and I can't get a hold of her." Gino said, he would also add that Mandy at least talks to him, but then she wouldn't be his fake secret girlfriend! Or was it secret fake? "Purple." Gino responded when Kade asked him to pick a color, that is until he heard his options.
Well red was a cool color! But it probably would lead to an adventure, and he was too tired to adventure right now. Blue would be depressing, blue always is depressing. Yellow? no yellow was a nasty bright color. He liked gold more. Hmm, green? What does green mean again..? Oh right! Horyness! It might have a fortune that'll make a pretty asian girl fall for him! Though not for sex, but to have a long lasting meaningful relationship with! Oh, and she has a p***s too! Since isn't that everyone's dream girl? A pretty japanese girl, with big boobs (her boobs are big now) and a p***s? Whoever said otherwise couldn't be his friend. Gino was over thinking the whole fortune thing. "Green! I pick green." About time.
x x Billionaire Cafe Owner ❤ ❤ ❤"Clearly it won't end in sodomy."
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 3:21 pm
“Okay, pick a number – um.. five, six, seven, or eight!” He held it out again, keeping it open so Gino could look at the big, bubbly letters Kade had written down with his sparkly gel pens. Oh, he loved those pens! It was too bad they weren't as popular as they once were~! “I don't mean to pry, honey, but what did you do? This doesn't sound like just a little squabble..” Ash didn't seem like the type to randomly get angry at him, too. There had to be a reason! Then again, she was a teenage girl, that sort of thing happened. It could just be her time of the month! “Um, how long has this been going on, anyway?” That would help answer some things.
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 3:32 pm
x x Gino Cantata ❤ ❤ ❤"A sleepover, with two homosexual men, and possibly alcohol?"
Gino somehow managed to grab his Flinchy back and held it tightly in a hug. It was super fluffy, since every few months he would have more fluff added into Flinchy. He tends to lose fluff from being hugged so much.. nothing wrong with a teenager still sleeping with cuddly Pokemon, dammit! It was perfectly normal, and he's positive lots of people do it too. Like Kade- erm, who's not the best person to compare yourself to. Okay, numbers. Hmm.. Five was his favorite number, but it might bring bad fortune! Six sounds too much like sex, and he tends to get typos like that often, so he didn't want to say six. Seven was a lucky number.. but seven also ate nine, so he can't pick a cannibal, as for eight.. well eight makes him think of fat people for some reason. "Five." Yes, a nice round number wouldn't let him down!
But then Kade asked THAT. He normally wouldn't answer, but Kade seemed like the type to pry at things until you yell them at him. Really, can't he see Gino doesn't want to talk about it?! So the only real option was to say it so that Kade doesn't ask 20 more questions.. it made sense to Gino. "Well she sent me a letter to meet her at the inn, and we started to erm, do stuff, and then in the morning it turned out it was Lulu, so I went to tell Ash I thought it was her 'cause I didn't want Lulu to make it sound bad, 'cause I only did it because I really REALLY like Ash." He did say he loved her during it, even if it turned out to be Lulu... "And then she said she needs some time for something, and she hasn't talked to me since. Which doesn't help because after you feel like you were violated you can't stop showering, which is why my hair looks a lot better nowadays because I'm showering like 4 times a day to get that dirty feeling off and conditioning each time, so I can use someone to talk to to avoid that gross feeling. That's why I was glad to come here and spending lots of time with Mandy..." That's basically the whole thing. But you have to admit, his hair is very silky and smooth. "It happened last season, like on the 17th. So, can I get a drink now?"
x x Billionaire Cafe Owner ❤ ❤ ❤"Clearly it won't end in sodomy."
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 7:34 pm
Gladice took the card that Walter had given her and looked it over. Mercenary for Hire? Oh, he was a sort of handy man! What a cute way to call it! Original names like that were always the best way to attract new clients. "Oh, thank you, but no Walter. An old lady like me needs to find ways to keep herself busy. I can handle the cleaning by myself. Thank you for offering, however. I'll be sure to give you a call if I ever need something. Yoakim, my grandson, is always so busy, I'm afraid of bothering him. I'll be calling you!
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 7:37 pm
"Righto ta ta. Take care then Ma'am. Be seeing you soon." Walter said as he bowed slightly to bid the woman goodbye. "Ill show myself out Ma'am. Good day its been nice chatting with you." Walter added with a gentle smile before he made his way out of the kitchen through the house and out the door.
-exit Walter-
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 4:12 pm
Oh, shoot! Did he get his – yes, he did! He got his sad fortune teller by mistake! The one he had made when he was alone and depressed in his RV! Dang! Make one up! “It says.. um.. Don't be so sad! See?” He waved it in Gino's face at a speed that he certainly couldn't read it or 'see', “And the teller's right! We should be happy! Ash is mean to not forgive you when it was only an accident and.. and there's more girls for you! This place has way more girls than the usual town! I'm sure you'll find someone nicer and better and everything! So, smile!” Yes, that should work~! He crumpled up the fortune teller and tossed it in the trash so that the truth may never be discovered! Ever. He stood up and tugged Gino out of bed by his hand, “Let's go back downstairs to find something sweet! What do you like? There's usually pies, cakes, and.. um, I think she made donuts once..?”
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 4:20 pm
x x Gino Cantata ❤ ❤ ❤"A sleepover, with two homosexual men, and possibly alcohol?"
Did it say I gained weight? Gino thought to himself.. or did Kade expect him not to be able to read something that quickly? Considering that Gino's hobbies involved sharpshooting, reading something that swiftly was easy! Easier than shooting a moving quarter in the center. But there were more girls.. Kade was right.. kind of. He should probably learn to say things right around a depressed Gino. He took the 'more girls' as a 'have all of them'! So now it has been decided. Gino will whore himself around town until he's happy. Maybe pay Usagi a visit, she did seem the easy-screamer type...
Gino got up from the bed from Kade's tug and simply shrugged. "Eh. I could use something else to be honest. But you know, I own the cafe, all we serve is sweets!" Which is why Gino had the best dentist in the world. Really the only pie he could use right now that he wasn't used to would be a chicken pot pie! Only covered in bacon and gravy. Hell throw in a baby cow, and that'll be very good about now. "But yeah sounds good, lead the way and such." That way if someone shows up, they shoot Kade first, giving him enough time to take out his own firearm and defend himself. At least from behind he's not likely to be attacked as he's likely to be attacked nearby the front and back door!
x x Billionaire Cafe Owner ❤ ❤ ❤"Clearly it won't end in sodomy."
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Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:34 pm
“Um, so, you don't feel like sweets..? There's other stuff! Like, um.. Let's see..” He knelt to get a better look, starting to list them off, “Turkey, tuna salad, eggs, sausages, pot pie, lasagna, some.. I think spaghetti? And, oh~!” He reached by the milk to carefully pull out the gin! Well, Gino had said something about drinking and, though Kade didn't like serving a minor, he could let it go this one time.. Gino was so depressed, he needed a drink or two! “Kim likes to mix it with grape juice, but it tastes good with orange and stuff too. He shouldn't mind if we steal some!” Nope, not at all! He shut the fridge and grabbed two cups, handing one to Gino so he could make himself a drink. Kade didn't know what he liked! “Just help yourself to anything in the fridge!” He chimed while started to pour sugar and milk into his cup. If only he had something cherry-flavored – oh~! Syrup! He hummed while he prepared his own drink, leaving the fridge open for Gino and the gin bottle on the counter.
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 10:42 pm
x x Gino Cantata ❤ ❤ ❤"A sleepover, with two homosexual men, and possibly alcohol?"
Gino poured some gin into the glass, then drank it pure! LIKE A MAN! He even made an expression of manliness before drinking it.. then his eyes watered and he looked like he just swallowed pure pain as he started to cough. Yeah okay there goes his manliness. He kept coughing with his water eyes, then took another glass to get some milk. He drank down the milk quickly too, to try to make that gin taste go away! "Okay, I-I don't normally erm.. drink." Like once a year, and that's wine.. and even then he mixes it with mountain dew. Once done with that milk, he put the glass in the sink. "Erm. Can yoou make me one like the one you're making?"
x x Billionaire Cafe Owner ❤ ❤ ❤"Clearly it won't end in sodomy."
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Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:41 pm
It didn't take long for him to finish up and put everything up – really, the drink was pretty easy to make. He turned back to Gino and grabbed the bottle of gin for Kim later, ushering him over towards the stairs. He lead him up them hurriedly, wanting to get some games started now since Gino was probably still pretty depressed! He knew just the game, too! Once they were upstairs – or at least Kade was – he set his drink down and went to find a notebook and purple gel pen, sparkly as per usual! He sat down and started to write some things down, using his knees like they were a table. As soon as he finished, he looked at Gino and smiled, “This is gonna be fun! Have you ever played MASH before? It's so fun! Okay, okay, you just have to answer whatever I ask as honestly as possible! Ready?” He paused for a second and looked at the paper he had, ready to write, “Tell me where your dream location is! Like, two places you want to live at forever at and then tell me where you would hate to live at!” He glanced ahead at the next little list to get this moving, “Oh, and tell me what your top two colors for a car is and your least favorite color.”
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:11 am
x x Gino Cantata ❤ ❤ ❤"A sleepover, with two homosexual men, and possibly alcohol?"
Gino mumbled a thank you, very embarrassed over how he failed at drinking alcohol. He now took a sip of Kadde's drink, which was far better than his own. It wasn't too bad, though he could still taste the gin rather well. But what do you expect from Gino? He's rarely had alcohol before! The young man followed Kade quietly most of the time, still finding it very awkward.. plus his tummy hurt. Gino sat down with Kade, but had to think hard about his top place. "Somewhere I wanna be forever?" He grinned. "In you~" Gino then did a double finger point, followed by a wink. "Kidding, kidding. Uh. If fictional places count, then probably want to live in Mossdeep City! If not then um, Alaska? Like somewhere in Alaska. As for places I would hate, uh.. New Jersey." ******** the whole state. "Favorite car color is gold, least favorite is hot pink."
x x Billionaire Cafe Owner ❤ ❤ ❤"Clearly it won't end in sodomy."
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Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 4:31 pm
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:56 pm
x x Gino Cantata ❤ ❤ ❤"A sleepover, with two homosexual men, and possibly alcohol?"
"HMMWVs are my favorite, SUVs are my least favorite." ******** soccer moms who need the extra room to drive around their fat kids, he would rather have a huge manly car that can crush little ones~ "I'm not going to college." He's rich, why would he need to? "But if I did, I would want to go to Princeton." Because it has a neat name. "I want to be a writer. Erm, would hate to be a janitor, I have a pet, and he's my favorite. He's Bandit the raccoon..." Where was bandit anyway? He hasn't seen him in awhile...
[Insert this scene, with Bandit as Christian Bale/John Preston]
Oh well, probably off doing nothing important. Like silly raccoon things. Didn't matter. "I want two kids, rather have a dozen, erm..." What's with all this marriage talk?! "Jamaica and the Bahamas, uhh..." What place could honestly be worse than New Jersey? Seriously? Gino thought for a moment, thinking hard.. "Antarctica? I guess I wanna get married in Italy or something. Erm, don't want to get married in the US." How would any of these things even play out?! This was stupid! Wait, can be fictional? Hnnghh.. Misty... "Mandy." That's not how you pronounce Misty! "Erm, what do you mean two girls or guys? Like kids? Oh and uh, I hate Stephenie Meyer. b***h should die."
x x Billionaire Cafe Owner ❤ ❤ ❤"Clearly it won't end in sodomy."
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 6:56 pm
“Okay! Let's see.. your future, honeydrop, is.. You're going to go to Princeton when you graduate – ooh, fancy sounding! Though, Paul Mitchell would have been a better choice.” He shrugged and went on, “Then you'll become a – oh, my god, this is gonna be so cooool!! You'll be a nail technician! You could get a job at the salon with me and Fleurette! Hee~ Okay, moving on.. Oh, no! You're gonna live in New Jersey, though..” He tusked and shook his head – oh, well, he guessed no salon buddy now. “..In a regular sized house, you'll marry an NPC – whatever that is – and have a honeymoon in Antarctica, but you'll get divorced later, leaving you with two kids and a hot pink SUV. Oh, and Bandit is going to die, but leave you a little Bandit Jr. to raise in his place!” He smiled at Gino and sat back on the bed to show he was done telling the future. Well, that wasn't so bad! At least he had two kids like he wanted and.. he went to Princeton! Which always sounded cool! Plus, he was going to drive something hot pink, which was, like, Kade's favorite car color! Right below lilac~!
((You can time-skip to them being drunk after Gino's reaction. >:'o ))
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:22 pm
x x Gino Cantata ❤ ❤ ❤"A sleepover, with two homosexual men, and possibly alcohol?"
Gino was facing away from Kade, hugging his knees, after hearing all this. This game was mean! He didn't even get to marry an easy girl like Mandy?! Well.. at least they said he could help himself to the gin...
(Time skip!?)
Gino was in the same position still, but this time he had the bottle of gin next to him, and a cup he was drinking out of.. since Kade had some issue with backwash. What a sissy. How much has he drank by now? A bit too much.. considering Gino was a wimp when it came to liquor. But he wasn't even being a happy drunk! Just a really depressing one. Why would Kade want him to play that depressing game that'll show him that his life will suck?!
x x Billionaire Cafe Owner ❤ ❤ ❤"Clearly it won't end in sodomy."
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