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A Great Beauty Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:22 pm
This fire shall corputed the whole world
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:34 pm
"There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She beat her kids till they were black and blue. the kids tummies were empty and needed to be filled, so they killed and ate the old woman who made them live in the shoe."
"Mistress Mary, Mary quite contrary, how does your garden...die? with puppies tongues, and children's thumbs, and blood that falls from the sky....."
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:46 pm
"I never heard what you said, just what you meant. I hate you. I love you. I don't love you anymore."
"You're too pretty to be weird and too weird to be pretty.
And you feel strange when people try to talk to you. So get a job, it's safer than art. Maybe people won't point and stare so much. Even if they're only in your head. Especially if they're only in your head."
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:09 pm
Because you don’t notice the light without a bit of shadow. Everything has both dark and light.
But forgiveness…I’ll hold on to that fragile slice of hope and keep it close, remembering that in each of us lie good and bad, light and dark, art and pain, choice and regret, cruelty and sacrifice. We’re each of us our own chiaroscuro, our own bit of illusion fighting to emerge into something solid, something real. We’ve got to forgive ourselves that. I must remember to forgive myself. Because there is a lot of grey to work with. No one can live in the light all the time.
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A Great Beauty Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:15 pm
"That sound you hear, that's the sound of someone realising that sometimes, it's easier to change the world than it is your own life."
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:31 pm
-"You've known her, her whole life!"
-"Oh, not yet, sir."
-"Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of?"
-"Oh, you have no idea."
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A Great Beauty Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:33 pm
Starfire: I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all manner of bodily noises and even the word "underpants." I fear that this time his brain has gone forever.
Raven: Beast Boy had a brain?
Raven: Last year, my friends got me a cake and some balloons.
[Kids listen intently.]
Raven: But I couldn't enjoy it because my dad Trigon, the scary red demon with horns, took over the world, and there was fire everywhere and then some guy named Slade with a skeleton for a face came after me and ...
[Kids whimper in fear.]
Raven: ... My friends saved me and we all ate cake. The end.
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Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:25 pm
Robin: You're getting married?
Starfire: Indeed, and I cannot wait to arrive at Tamaran. I have been having a bit of the sick-home feeling lately, and am eager to introduce my home planet to you, my friends.
Robin: You're getting married?
Raven: ....Yeeeah... anyone we know?
Starfire: I have never met him. My betrothed has been chosen for me by the Grand Ruler of Tamaran.
Robin: You're getting MARRIED? And to SOMEONE YOU'VE NEVER MET!?
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A Great Beauty Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:46 pm
Cyborg: How could you lose the remote?!
Beast Boy: What makes you so sure I lost it?
Cyborg: Uh, 'cause you're you.
Beast Boy: Look, just because I lost that video game--
Cyborg: And the toothpaste, and my football, and the waffle iron!
Beast Boy: Well, it just disappeared! How am I supposed to know where it went?
Cyborg: Well, how am I supposed to watch TV without a remote?!
Raven: [Slams book closed] Simple. You just get up and change the channel.
Cyborg: [Looks at Beast Boy, who returns his glance] Don't even joke like that.
Raven: I wasn't joking.
Cyborg: Good! 'Cause it wasn't funny!
Raven: [murmurs] This is a pointless argument over a useless device...
Raven: They went into my room. No one should ever go into my room.
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:21 pm
Kitten-Would it kill you to smile!?
Robin- . . . . maybe.
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Vampire Pestilence Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:49 pm
xxsoullessANGELUSxx Kitten-Would it kill you to smile!? Robin- . . . . maybe. Oh my god, I forgot all about her. xD
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:11 pm
heheh.... that ep makes me laugh so much.
Fang-"Keep your hands off my girl!"
Starfire- "Keep your legs of my boy!"
O.o wtf....
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A Great Beauty Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:28 pm
Kitten >.>  I suggest a large pizza with pickles, bananas and mint frosting. --Starfire Raven: [during a battle in the tower, she sees a bunch of robots come out of a room] That's my room! NOBODY GOES IN MY ROOM! Dr. Light: No one defeats Dr. Light! No one! Raven: Remember me? Dr. Light: I'd like to go to jail now, please. Beast Boy: I've had it with this Mystery-Girl-Routine! I wanna know exactly what we're talking about here. Raven: [as Trigon appears in a very frightening form] Let's just say I have issues with my father.
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:55 pm
. . . poor guy. Heheh, look at Star in the back. XD
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A Great Beauty Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:01 pm
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