For Level 5:

Count Bleck: My... eyes! ...shrieked Count Bleck in disturbing realization.
Dimentio: Oh dear...
Count Bleck: Count Bleck should have known! Your mannerisms were just too feminine!
Dimentio: Now, my count, it's not what you think...
Count Bleck: How could it not be? You're in a dress for heaven's sakes!
Dimentio: Ahem...
I lost a bet...Count Bleck: Speak up, Count Bleck can't hear you.
Dimentio: I LOST. A BET.
*awkward silence*
Count Bleck: *suppresses laughter* *snort* Bleh heh heh...
Dimentio: *Bows* Glad to be of service, my Count... *storms off*
*trips because of high heels*
I know, it's not very funny... And I did the characters in a strange half humanized way.
sweatdrop *huddles into depression corner*