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 Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:08 pm
Anael De Ezra Granted, but you never wake up. I wish I could lose 50 pounds. Granted, you lose $76.80 or 50 english pounds. I wish this thread was never created.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:30 pm
Granted, but someone makes a thread just like this one with a different topic ID number.
I wish this thread wasn't active.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:32 pm
Granted, but you lose your ability to use the internet.
I wish I could breathe water.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:04 pm
Ginji of Thunder Granted, but you lose your ability to use the internet. I wish I could breathe water. Granted, fluid fills your lungs and you drown. I wish for an incorruptible wish.
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:09 pm
Granted, but then you become depressed that you can no longer participate in this thread.
I wish for 1.21 gigawatts of electrical power....Spit it out like a spear, I'll burn your dread!>
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:36 pm
Granted, but it's running through your nervous system and now you're dead!
I wish I was... like a boss!
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 11:41 pm
Granted, but then the protagonist comes along and ruins all of your plans, and likely kills you.
I wish I could control time.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:17 am
Granted, but then you're killed by government agents.
I wish for world peace.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:51 am
Granted, but aliens invade and kill everyone like in Independence Day. Except no one is carrying the common cold!
I wish for an unbeatable Pokemon Team.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:59 am
Granted, but you don't have all of the Gym badges so they won't listen to you.
I wish that I didn't have to do my presentation of WWII in the Pacific today
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:02 am
Equinoxious Granted, but you don't have all of the Gym badges so they won't listen to you. I wish that I didn't have to do my presentation of WWII in the Pacific today Granted, but the reason you don't is because you're in the hospital, paralyzed, and will never be able to do another presentation again! I wish my ex and I were back together.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:18 am
Anagove Granted, but the reason you don't is because you're in the hospital, paralyzed, and will never be able to do another presentation again! I wish my ex and I were back together. 
Granted, but for some reason he continuley flirts extravagantly with other men.
I wish I would get strate A's for the rest of my collage and graduate years.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:52 am
Granted, but then you're accused of cheating and don't get your degree.
I wish I could teleport to and from school.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:56 am
Granted, but it takes three hours to dissemble and reassemble your molecular components whenever you teleport, if you reassemble at all.
I wish I would get just ONE critical review on my story so that I knew what to improve on.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:43 am
Granted, but the review was so harsh you gave up on writing altogether.
I wish I could feed all the hungry children in the world.
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