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 Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:49 pm
Granted, but the fish is still alive and they're poker chips.
I wish my phone hadn't been stolen.
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:01 am
Granted, but instead of stolen it shattered into a thousand pieces all of which happen to get caught in your hair and tangled
I wish that I wouldnt get cheated on atleast once in a relationship.
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:38 am
"Granted but thats because the peoples your with can't 'do' it any more...I wish to be forever happ!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:39 am
ScarletFrost Granted, but as it turns out, they're allergic to a myriad of tropical plants, and have to move back. And the only available house is right next door to you. ^_^ I wish it would rain! "Umm he already live on big hawaiian island...same plants".
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Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:54 pm
granted, but if you are only ever happy, you will lack all other human emotion, thereby disconnecting you from others. You will become unable to relate to other people, they will stop liking you because you're happy all the time, and they will leave.
I wish i could pass my chemistry exam.
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Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:08 pm
Granted, but you fail every other exam. and furthermore, the student next to you who trie dto cheat by copying your paper failed, and took revenge on you by garroting you as you slept that night.
i wish that i could have afternoon tea with a Djinn.
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Chieftain Twilight Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:35 pm
Granted but the Djinn is not pleased at the food and poofs away.
I wish i had a great singing voice, I am tired of being told to shut up when singing
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Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:44 pm
granted, but now you cannot stop singing, until you choke to death.
i wish i could continue my pursuit of knowledge without sacrificing love and children and my Wife....
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Chieftain Twilight Captain
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 8:14 pm
"Granted but that is all you have, nothing else.
I wish people always believed me".
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 8:57 pm
Granted, but they always believe the first half of what you say and don't listen to the rest of it. Also, they take everything literally.
I wish I didn't have such a huge theological grand canyon between me and my New Testament History Professor. Seriously, I don't think he even reads the bible. Just what others write about it. xp
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ScarletFrost Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:04 pm
granted, but he's the only person you'll ever be able to talk to.
i wish i had more time in my day to fit in excersizing.
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:56 am
Granted but you become obsessed and spending more and more time till you only work out and die from heart strain.
I wish I didn't have sinus problems.
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ScarletFrost Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:09 pm
Granted. Now you are permanent mouth-breather. Every time you try to make a phone call, the person on the other end thinks you're a dirty prankster and slams the phone in your ear.
I wish I had a job that wasn't so random and paid better.
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Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:26 pm
Granted by it was so strict and the exact same that you get so bored you jump out the 35th floor window to your death just for something exciting to do.
I wish that the paper with these 7 little numbers are shown on TV tomorrow and I have to make a trip to the general Lotto office!
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:35 pm
granted, but you or a family member gets a horrible disease and you have to use all the money to cure it.
i wish i was immune to disease.
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