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 Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 1:00 am
sit ther, then start to 'pick' my nose and 'eat' my boogers xD i'm good at making it look like i actually do that. i get a bunch of odd looks. hilarious!
also...
randomly stare at everyone and slowly start to get afraid, then look at the person sitting next to you (and this is if no one's really paying attention) and yell "STOP TOUCHING ME!"
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:30 pm
I'd stand up and shout "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!" Then sit down...a minutes will pass then I will stand up and say
"Jim it's ok...everyone sticks things up there hole...last week...I did an egg plant."
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Sparky_the3rd Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 6:12 am
Probaly just scream and say "I don't care how much money you have I will not let you touch my breasts!" Directing it to the nearest old guy
XD
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 6:31 am
-walks into the room, sits down and farts abnormally loud, then blames the chair-
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 1:06 pm
XD bahahaha!
sit there, then slap myself and yell, "NO! I DON'T WANT TO!" then make it look like I'm seasuring and make my eyes roll into the back of my head, then turn to the person sitting next to me, grin evily and say, "Light is no longer here..." and laugh evilly as I pull out a knife from under my chair.
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 3:28 pm
lightangel33 XD bahahaha! sit there, then slap myself and yell, "NO! I DON'T WANT TO!" then make it look like I'm seasuring and make my eyes roll into the back of my head, then turn to the person sitting next to me, grin evily and say, "Light is no longer here..." and laugh evilly as I pull out a knife from under my chair. dude whered u get the knife lol
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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 3:30 pm
Scream at a random person saying "I THOUGHT U LOVED ME" do this to the same gender u are and u get some crazy looks
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:45 am
Just yell tortilla slapping ducks from space.
If that doesn't get some odd looks, I'd just break out into a dance step from West Side Story and start singing "Tonight".
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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:46 pm
I'd scream
"AAHHH!!!! IT'S SO QUIETT!!!!!!"
Then start rapping a love song.
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:14 pm
(lol...ive got some things from a comedian preacher, and dont knock'em, they're pretty good; was for elevators though)
sit down close next to a person, and do nothing for a while. start giving them quick, nervous glances, then stare at them as i get out of the chair and back away, shaking my pointed finger at them, accusing "UR ONE OF THEM...!!!!"
come in with a black box before people come in, and set it on a table. ask the person next to me, or at that table if they hear ticking....
start mumbling to myself, and randomly and suddenly scream out "GET OUTTA MY HEAD!!", look at people, and complain how 'they' wouldnt shut up and leave me alone.... ninja certifiable anyone? lol
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:10 pm
hmmm
maybe carry on a conversation with myself but have one 'person' speak in my head and the other 'person' speak out loud
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:14 pm
pick the cutest guy/girl out of the bunch and hold their hand ;]
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:16 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:55 am
jump off my chair, and do a blellyflop onto the table, breaking it dramallama
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:03 pm
*sneeze* *point to person next to me* Ewww! Gross! You sneezed on me! *run out of the room screaming* GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!
Or, act like a total germaphobe.
*pull out a handkerchief, scrub chair* OMG! IT WON'T COME OUT! *show clean hanky to next person* *scream* WE'RE ALL DOOMED! IT WON'T COME OUT!
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