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 Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 7:19 am
I found out that you were trying to skip my final by using insanity. Well, smurfs don't ask random people to lick their asses, but with your creativity, I'm giving you extra credit.
-my teacher
I was trying to get out of my finals, so i tried to claim insanity. She found out and gave me extra credit for creativity. hehehe! I passed that class! hehehe. the idea was that i asw smurf and they have these blue garbage cans, i was gonna start walking to it and say that papa smurf asked me to lick his a**. hehe! Smurf.
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 10:12 am
"I'm surrounded by idiots... gonk and they're poking me!" ~Me
"I see penguins and they don't like you..." ~Josh (my boyfriend)
"No...that isn't a prep in that trash bag... ninja " ~Josh
"Kim, if you don't knock it off you'll fall off the bleachers and land on that poor fat man down there and then he'll think you're some kind of hooker and rape you until you're even more insane then you started out as and fall off a cliff and break your legs and never be able to sit on the bleachers again!
Kim- eek " ~My best friend and I
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 11:38 am
"I'm so beautiful it's scary."
Hotohori kun, Fushigi Yuugi.
xd
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 1:01 pm
Some Fruits BAsket thing that is made up.
Shigure: Hey Ritsu?
Ritsu: Yes Shigure-san?
Shigure: You crossdress right?
Ritsu: ....Yes. sweatdrop
Shigure:...
Ritsu: ...
Shigure: Do you wear panties?
Ritsu: ....yes.
Shigure: Oh....
Shigure: What kind?
Ritsu: White and pink. sweatdrop
Shigure: Oh....
Shigure: ...
Shigure: ...Can I see them?
Ritsu: No.
Shigure: ...damn.
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Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:33 pm
"Can I stick this to your forehead?"-me asking peopel if I can stick a sucker to their foreheads
Friend: What's wrong with a threesome? I'm going to have a threesome with two other guys when I grow up.
Me: I'm sure you will
My friend and I were watching Ice Age when I said I thought it was kinda weird that they were having a threesome in that movie. My friend acted all offended when I said that. The funny thing was that he is straight(I think sweatdrop )
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 6:52 am
"Why?"
"Because I said so."
"Why?"
"Because you're annoying."
"Why?"
"Because you're stupid!"
"...Why?"
"ARRRRRGH!!! I give up!"
-Two of my charries talking. The one saying "Why?" is Erin, The other is Drazora.
"Wanna go penguin sledding with me?"
-Whatever the kid from "Avatar: The Last Airbender"'s name is.
"...................MENARDI PLUSHIE!!!! *holds up menardi plushie doodle*"
-Me, after my friend asked "Are you a woman's fangirl?"
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:09 am
"dude, if i were you, id put my pants back on and leave."
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 5:32 pm
Moments of Wisedom from the Lawdale High Fashion Club
Sandy: She has a very important annoucement to make
Stacy: Oh God! I never camelflouge would come back!
Stacy: Volunteering is really hard work
Tiffany: Yea, someone should really pay us or something..
Forgive the bad spelling, I mean no harm ;-;
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 3:36 pm
Just because your child's an honnor student doesn't mean you're not still dumb
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 3:50 pm
"Spandex is ugly" - Jeff
"Two sausages were sitting in a pan. One turns to the other and asks, 'Does it feel hot in here?' and the other says, 'Holy cow! A talking sausage!'" - old joke
"Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! Well... except for that one guy who called me a fizzle and then ran away. He got away with it. But after today, only half the people who have ever called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it!" - Peter Gryphin from Family Guy
"The chances of that happening are about as likely as a nuclear bomb going off in a garage three miles away while I'm eating my breakfast at Denny's, and having the shock wave throw a spork through my head." - me at a Mock Trial.
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 11:32 am
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt" Unknown person
I have proved the above statement many a time with stupid questions.....
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 6:33 pm
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most" ~ a crazy friend's bumper sticker lol
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:30 pm
"Whats that thing called when a guys gay for a girl?" -Homer Simpson
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:19 pm
"Read it."
"No!"
"Read. It."
"No!"
"READ IT!!!!!!!" *high pitched shriek*
"Do that again, I'll call you a harpie."
-My friend and me. He didn't want to read my story. I convinced him otherwise. domokun
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 8:52 am
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