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Watch s-corp is like hitlers army Mrs. claus is giving all the elves crystal meth cookies, and making them stay awake till they are angry and disgruntled then she'll give them a common target to take it out on. (Jack)

ElfTech571




Tuesday, November 15th, 2005; 10:43am

I'm rambling; I'm in shock and I can't figure out what the frack to do next. I've gone back to my room because I feel sick to my stomach and I'm dizzy. But it wasn't what I ate for breakfast this morning.

I saw the hard suit when they brought it back after the fight in Barton. That thing was in a million fracking pieces; yet somehow, I'm supposed to believe they patched it up in a week and it was standing right there behind the podium as if nothing had ever happened!

Given the work that went into making that (don't ask; I'd have to kill you if I told you, and I AIN'T gonna do that) I don't see how it could possibly have been repaired, let alone come marching in that room all fine and dandy...the power packs alone took six months of work, and the electrical shorts when the suit crashed completely fried them...

But let's say that Second Crew did get it repaired and working; after all, they handled the final details of construction...that only leaves one glaring question. Well, two, actually.

How could they have repaired it so fast? Or was there a second hard suit made? If so, why? Did Herself have one made as well? But that doesn't make any sense...how could there be another construction crew we didn't see? Or was the first hard suit only a prototype for a more advanced model? Either way, most important (and disturbing) of all, who the frack was in that hard suit?

Everyelf's saying Santa's fine, they're all glib about it; everyelf goes on and on about it...but they're forgetting that none of them have actually SEEN Santa.

And I've seen Herself marching around here lately...as hateful as she's been, as cold as ice she's been, it's as if she's about to explode, like something terrible is welling up inside her...she marches around with her face set, not a muscle moving, like she wants to scream and cry and fly apart...and yet she's got this icy calm about her, holding it all together...

...Scary...

I have the greatest respect for Herself.

Whatever she's hiding must be terrible. I do hope Santa's really all right. I don't buy all these too-glib explanations flying around. It really could have been him in the suit; if he's not as well as advertised and is recovering from injuries, that hard suit is really the safest and best place for him, healthwise.

Things that make ya go...hmmmmmm...

(somethinogs fishy)

Hey liek the Gambino and Van Helson's debat.Maybe we might have Jack support armbands or Santa support armbands like natzis have an armband of there symbol

@Shadowick:Yeah instead of zombies its yeti's and maybe more better

....I just had an idea. One that could help J-Corp EXTREMELY!!! What if the Elves find out about whatever conspiracy the Clause's are hiding and rebel against them?! We might have atleast 50% of every elf on our side!

Before I go I must say to this one last peice of information I know of, One elftech had already found out about everything, but allas mrs Claus or whom ever had found out that Elftech 013 had broken into the data base and found the information and hunted him down. It said that he has been "relesed" for S corp, but I do not think they would send and elftech whom knows the knowledge of what they are doing out so he can either spread the news or warn many Gaians of what to come, He has been killed.

Now I must be off.

Yes I saw that also.Such a shame that he died.He could of helped us

Of course he is gonna be back and with an army

I know they killed ElfTech013 crying