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 Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 7:28 pm
Blau RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM prance about in a circle. And what a lovely circle it was. The dragon was quite pleased with himself. Just as the dragon was making his last laps, Tom noticed a stack of somethings in the corner. And it just so happened that these somethings were paper! And then... a crowd of townspeople, who had been spying through one of the cracks in the wall, rushed in and stole all of the paper! To end their paper shortage! But the dragon had been expecting this and attempted to herd the townspeople into the lovely circle that he had pranced about in. Suddenly, Tom ... become a performer! He would become an acrobat. And then all of those townspeople who were too busy trying to find paper would have to notice him and his cookies! Oh. And his jar of pickles. Who could forget about that? No one of course. And with the dragon on his side he would become famous! Nothing could stop him! Except... Tapdancing. Well. Tom The Tapdancing something or other because the dragon was running out of ideas. Mainly because he was so preoccupied. But for many other reasons as well. One of these reasons was that he finally came up with another addition to Tom's name.. Wait. Actually. He didn't. He was too busy to do anything of the sort at this current moment in time. So while the dragon was occupied, Tom decided to show off his many talents. Before he did this of course he went about collecting various items. Like your average house plant that can be found in a dragon's home, and a couple other things. After he had these items he showed off his many talents! First he...
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 7:34 pm
RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM felt very insulted! How dare those people ignore him while he was being such a good woman. He baked cookies for crying out loud! How could they ignore his feminine side? He stomped about angrily, muttering curses. Oh, oh, this time they had done it! They could have their stupid paper, but he was never going to type again! Instead, he would... become a performer! He would become an acrobat. And then all of those townspeople who were too busy trying to find paper would have to notice him and his cookies! Oh. And his jar of pickles. Who could forget about that? No one of course. And with the dragon on his side he would become famous! Nothing could stop him! Except... Tapdancing. Well. Tom The Tapdancing something or other because the dragon was running out of ideas. Mainly because he was so preoccupied. But for many other reasons as well. One of these reasons was that he finally came up with another addition to Tom's name.. Wait. Actually. He didn't. He was too busy to do anything of the sort at this current moment in time. So while the dragon was occupied, Tom decided to show off his many talents. Before he did this of course he went about collecting various items. Like your average house plant that can be found in a dragon's home, and a couple other things. After he had these items he showed off his many talents! First he... fell on his back. He meant to do this of course which is why he had the average house plant that can be found in a dragon's home. The house plant helped to break his fall and he sprang back up and spun around again and ...
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 7:39 pm
Blau RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM felt very insulted! How dare those people ignore him while he was being such a good woman. He baked cookies for crying out loud! How could they ignore his feminine side? He stomped about angrily, muttering curses. Oh, oh, this time they had done it! They could have their stupid paper, but he was never going to type again! Instead, he would... become a performer! He would become an acrobat. And then all of those townspeople who were too busy trying to find paper would have to notice him and his cookies! Oh. And his jar of pickles. Who could forget about that? No one of course. And with the dragon on his side he would become famous! Nothing could stop him! Except... Tapdancing. Well. Tom The Tapdancing something or other because the dragon was running out of ideas. Mainly because he was so preoccupied. But for many other reasons as well. One of these reasons was that he finally came up with another addition to Tom's name.. Wait. Actually. He didn't. He was too busy to do anything of the sort at this current moment in time. So while the dragon was occupied, Tom decided to show off his many talents. Before he did this of course he went about collecting various items. Like your average house plant that can be found in a dragon's home, and a couple other things. After he had these items he showed off his many talents! First he... fell on his back. He meant to do this of course which is why he had the average house plant that can be found in a dragon's home. The house plant helped to break his fall and he sprang back up and spun around again and ...
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 7:43 pm
R!ZZ0 Blau RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM The dragon was a bit preoccupied at the moment. Not only was he dancing to his favorite song "I Think I Need A Hat", but he was punishing the greedy townspeople by eating the cookies right in front of them. He was also poking them with his claws, but that's not important, since they are only bit characters, anyway. The dragon liked Tom's cookies. He decided to rename Tom. Now Tom would be, Tom The... Tapdancing. Well. Tom The Tapdancing something or other because the dragon was running out of ideas. Mainly because he was so preoccupied. But for many other reasons as well. One of these reasons was that he finally came up with another addition to Tom's name.. Wait. Actually. He didn't. He was too busy to do anything of the sort at this current moment in time. So while the dragon was occupied, Tom decided to show off his many talents. Before he did this of course he went about collecting various items. Like your average house plant that can be found in a dragon's home, and a couple other things. After he had these items he showed off his many talents! First he... fell on his back. He meant to do this of course which is why he had the average house plant that can be found in a dragon's home. The house plant helped to break his fall and he sprang back up and spun around again and ... went over to Tom and tapped him on the shoulder with a claw and asked him very politely if he would stop doing the worm and make him some more cookies. Tom naturally agreed because well. He likes to make cookies! But also because he wanted the townspeople to see that he could make cookies! Because he was probably the only ex-townrecorder that could make cookies! Well. Not-dirt cookies. But unfortunately, Tom didn't have all of the ingredients that are necessary to make these cookies. So he,
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 7:50 pm
Blau R!ZZ0 Blau RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM The dragon was a bit preoccupied at the moment. Not only was he dancing to his favorite song "I Think I Need A Hat", but he was punishing the greedy townspeople by eating the cookies right in front of them. He was also poking them with his claws, but that's not important, since they are only bit characters, anyway. The dragon liked Tom's cookies. He decided to rename Tom. Now Tom would be, Tom The... Tapdancing. Well. Tom The Tapdancing something or other because the dragon was running out of ideas. Mainly because he was so preoccupied. But for many other reasons as well. One of these reasons was that he finally came up with another addition to Tom's name.. Wait. Actually. He didn't. He was too busy to do anything of the sort at this current moment in time. So while the dragon was occupied, Tom decided to show off his many talents. Before he did this of course he went about collecting various items. Like your average house plant that can be found in a dragon's home, and a couple other things. After he had these items he showed off his many talents! First he... fell on his back. He meant to do this of course which is why he had the average house plant that can be found in a dragon's home. The house plant helped to break his fall and he sprang back up and spun around again and ... went over to Tom and tapped him on the shoulder with a claw and asked him very politely if he would stop doing the worm and make him some more cookies. Tom naturally agreed because well. He likes to make cookies! But also because he wanted the townspeople to see that he could make cookies! Because he was probably the only ex-townrecorder that could make cookies! Well. Not-dirt cookies. But unfortunately, Tom didn't have all of the ingredients that are necessary to make these cookies. So he,
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 7:57 pm
R!ZZ0 Blau R!ZZ0 Blau RizzoBM did a few cartwheels. Then he got serious. This was breakdancing. Tom could do this. He felt very suave at the moment. He took a deep breath, spun around, and... fell on his back. He meant to do this of course which is why he had the average house plant that can be found in a dragon's home. The house plant helped to break his fall and he sprang back up and spun around again and ... went over to Tom and tapped him on the shoulder with a claw and asked him very politely if he would stop doing the worm and make him some more cookies. Tom naturally agreed because well. He likes to make cookies! But also because he wanted the townspeople to see that he could make cookies! Because he was probably the only ex-townrecorder that could make cookies! Well. Not-dirt cookies. But unfortunately, Tom didn't have all of the ingredients that are necessary to make these cookies. So he, the whole crowd of townspeople and a gigantic mob of villagepeople from the next village over started screaming at Tom because they wanted these rare 12 pieces of paper and so they all played _______ to figure out who would go get the cookie-making stuff and the chocolate. As this was happening the dragon, ...
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 8:16 pm
Blau R!ZZ0 Blau R!ZZ0 Blau RizzoBM did a few cartwheels. Then he got serious. This was breakdancing. Tom could do this. He felt very suave at the moment. He took a deep breath, spun around, and... fell on his back. He meant to do this of course which is why he had the average house plant that can be found in a dragon's home. The house plant helped to break his fall and he sprang back up and spun around again and ... went over to Tom and tapped him on the shoulder with a claw and asked him very politely if he would stop doing the worm and make him some more cookies. Tom naturally agreed because well. He likes to make cookies! But also because he wanted the townspeople to see that he could make cookies! Because he was probably the only ex-townrecorder that could make cookies! Well. Not-dirt cookies. But unfortunately, Tom didn't have all of the ingredients that are necessary to make these cookies. So he, the whole crowd of townspeople and a gigantic mob of villagepeople from the next village over started screaming at Tom because they wanted these rare 12 pieces of paper and so they all played Monopoly to figure out who would go get the cookie-making stuff and the chocolate. As this was happening the dragon, ...
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 8:25 pm
R!ZZ0 Blau R!ZZ0 Blau R!ZZ0 did the worm! Because that's a very awesome thing to do. Tom thought so. The plant thought so. The townsfolk sat there stupified, because they didn't know what to think. And the dragon thought that he needed more cookies, which, of course, he did. Dragons have rather large appetites, you see. Then, the dragon... went over to Tom and tapped him on the shoulder with a claw and asked him very politely if he would stop doing the worm and make him some more cookies. Tom naturally agreed because well. He likes to make cookies! But also because he wanted the townspeople to see that he could make cookies! Because he was probably the only ex-townrecorder that could make cookies! Well. Not-dirt cookies. But unfortunately, Tom didn't have all of the ingredients that are necessary to make these cookies. So he, the whole crowd of townspeople and a gigantic mob of villagepeople from the next village over started screaming at Tom because they wanted these rare 12 pieces of paper and so they all played Monopoly to figure out who would go get the cookie-making stuff and the chocolate. As this was happening the dragon, ... and twiddled his thumbs while humming "________________" and then went out to the miniature golf course that is right outside the dragons home. He thought that by the time he was finished playing his game of golf, the townspeople and villagers would be finished with their game of Monopoly. Oh how wrong he was. ...
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:00 am
Blau R!ZZ0 Blau R!ZZ0 Blau R!ZZ0 did the worm! Because that's a very awesome thing to do. Tom thought so. The plant thought so. The townsfolk sat there stupified, because they didn't know what to think. And the dragon thought that he needed more cookies, which, of course, he did. Dragons have rather large appetites, you see. Then, the dragon... went over to Tom and tapped him on the shoulder with a claw and asked him very politely if he would stop doing the worm and make him some more cookies. Tom naturally agreed because well. He likes to make cookies! But also because he wanted the townspeople to see that he could make cookies! Because he was probably the only ex-townrecorder that could make cookies! Well. Not-dirt cookies. But unfortunately, Tom didn't have all of the ingredients that are necessary to make these cookies. So he, the whole crowd of townspeople and a gigantic mob of villagepeople from the next village over started screaming at Tom because they wanted these rare 12 pieces of paper and so they all played Monopoly to figure out who would go get the cookie-making stuff and the chocolate. As this was happening the dragon, ... and twiddled his thumbs while humming "The Canada Song" and then went out to the miniature golf course that is right outside the dragons home. He thought that by the time he was finished playing his game of golf, the townspeople and villagers would be finished with their game of Monopoly. Oh how wrong he was. ...
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 1:34 pm
RizzoBM Blau R!ZZ0 Blau R!ZZ0 demanded that someone go get him the correct ingredients. He offered 12 sheets of paper to whoever would go get him stuff. ...Cookie-making stuff. And chocolate. Because Tom was rather fond of chocolate. Suddenly... the whole crowd of townspeople and a gigantic mob of villagepeople from the next village over started screaming at Tom because they wanted these rare 12 pieces of paper and so they all played Monopoly to figure out who would go get the cookie-making stuff and the chocolate. As this was happening the dragon, ... and twiddled his thumbs while humming "The Canada Song" and then went out to the miniature golf course that is right outside the dragons home. He thought that by the time he was finished playing his game of golf, the townspeople and villagers would be finished with their game of Monopoly. Oh how wrong he was. ... elect one unlucky townsperson to find a pair of scissors! In the cave! Meanwhile Tom was playing his __th game of golf... Needless to say he was becoming rather tired of the game so he threw his golf club at the townspeople..
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Zack Anthony generated a random number between
1 and 999999999 ...
899460912!
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 3:27 pm
Blau RizzoBM Blau R!ZZ0 Blau R!ZZ0 demanded that someone go get him the correct ingredients. He offered 12 sheets of paper to whoever would go get him stuff. ...Cookie-making stuff. And chocolate. Because Tom was rather fond of chocolate. Suddenly... the whole crowd of townspeople and a gigantic mob of villagepeople from the next village over started screaming at Tom because they wanted these rare 12 pieces of paper and so they all played Monopoly to figure out who would go get the cookie-making stuff and the chocolate. As this was happening the dragon, ... and twiddled his thumbs while humming "The Canada Song" and then went out to the miniature golf course that is right outside the dragons home. He thought that by the time he was finished playing his game of golf, the townspeople and villagers would be finished with their game of Monopoly. Oh how wrong he was. ... elect one unlucky townsperson to find a pair of scissors! In the cave! Meanwhile Tom was playing his __th game of golf... Needless to say he was becoming rather tired of the game so he threw his golf club at the townspeople..
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Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 4:17 pm
(Well this certainly has nothing to do with the story... But
*nose has been poked a random number of times* )
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 8:37 am
Zack Anthony Blau RizzoBM Blau R!ZZ0 complained about how long Monopoly lasts! And mentions how he would much rather help Tom make cookies. Meanwhile, Tom stood there... and twiddled his thumbs while humming "The Canada Song" and then went out to the miniature golf course that is right outside the dragons home. He thought that by the time he was finished playing his game of golf, the townspeople and villagers would be finished with their game of Monopoly. Oh how wrong he was. ... elect one unlucky townsperson to find a pair of scissors! In the cave! Meanwhile Tom was playing his __th game of golf... Needless to say he was becoming rather tired of the game so he threw his golf club at the townspeople..
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:30 pm
RizzoBM Zack Anthony Blau RizzoBM Blau R!ZZ0 complained about how long Monopoly lasts! And mentions how he would much rather help Tom make cookies. Meanwhile, Tom stood there... and twiddled his thumbs while humming "The Canada Song" and then went out to the miniature golf course that is right outside the dragons home. He thought that by the time he was finished playing his game of golf, the townspeople and villagers would be finished with their game of Monopoly. Oh how wrong he was. ... elect one unlucky townsperson to find a pair of scissors! In the cave! Meanwhile Tom was playing his __th game of golf... Needless to say he was becoming rather tired of the game so he threw his golf club at the townspeople.. PLAY RISK OF COURSE! So they all sat around the game board and played until they all had the same amount of territories with the same number of armies in each! So it was considered a tie! And then they played battleship! Just because they could.
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Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:43 pm
Blau RizzoBM Zack Anthony Blau RizzoBM In fact, the townspeople were still trying to remove the cellophane wrapping from outside the box! "Oh, cruel cellophane! Why must you wrap so tightly?!", screamed the townspeople. There was no response. The box merely sat there, laughing at them. Everyone had had enough of its impudence, and decided to... elect one unlucky townsperson to find a pair of scissors! In the cave! Meanwhile Tom was playing his __th game of golf... Needless to say he was becoming rather tired of the game so he threw his golf club at the townspeople.. PLAY RISK OF COURSE! So they all sat around the game board and played until they all had the same amount of territories with the same number of armies in each! So it was considered a tie! And then they played battleship! Just because they could.
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