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Shinichi kicked the soccer ball high into the air, to the point that it hit a squirrel in a tree. The squirrel squeaked in pain, and then, in a feat of squirrely wrath, kicked the ball right back. Shinichi dislodged the ball from his face and gaped at the squirrel. His detective instincts told him that there was NO WAY that an ordinary SQUIRREL could commit such a henious feat. The squirrel glared at Shinichi, noticing that it'd just blown it's squirrely cover, and jumped out of the tree, hoping to make an escape while it still could. Suddenly, Saguru's hawk appeared out of nowhere and grabbed the squirrel. So Shinichi trails after the hawk to find out more about the squirrel. As he runs after the hawk, he trips on something and once he turn around to look at the thing he tripped on, he see a leg sticking out of under a bush. He walked over cautiously, wondering just who or what would be inside a bush and whether he/she/it was alive or dead. It was the missing CPR dummy from school! As he examined the CPR dummy, someone tackled him from behind. "HAIBARA, SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He squealed. Haibara walked up to the two on the floor and looked at them with a bored look. And so, Kudo was raped. Or at least he thought he was. Because in reality he was MIND RAPED! The fanfiction writer/beta reader/normal everyday student stared from behind the fourth wall and face palmed at the strangeness of it all. "I'm lame!" The writer sighed, wishing he could create such a master piece as mind rapage of High School Teens. Then, Hakuba came into his room and said, "I am suing you for unlicensed usage of my pet Hawk." Kudo looked around, then wondered to himself when he entered a room with such realistic foliage. Then the foliage started moving. The Foliage was actually strapped to people's back! He found this quite odd and decided to investigate, but apparently, Heiji already had the reason. "'S a real live Torterra, Kudo!" the Osakan detective grinned, seeing the look on his friend's face. Kudo gaped at Hattori's deduction and said, "That shouldn't even be in our universe!" Heiji rolled his eyes pointedly, saying, "'S true, Kudo, but ya always say that there's only one truth- look at what's staring you in the face for once!" Shinichi couldn't believe that his own saying was just used against himself so he covered his eyes and said, "I SEE NOTHING." Heiji grabbed Shinichi's hands and tried to pry them off, shouting, "Hey, 's not good ta cheat like that- ya want the giant movin' cheat-hatin' truth-lovin' tree carrier of a full-grown Torterra ta use stun spore and vine whip on you, Kudo- repeatedly?!"

Shinichi kicked the soccer ball high into the air, to the point that it hit a squirrel in a tree. The squirrel squeaked in pain, and then, in a feat of squirrely wrath, kicked the ball right back. Shinichi dislodged the ball from his face and gaped at the squirrel. His detective instincts told him that there was NO WAY that an ordinary SQUIRREL could commit such a henious feat. The squirrel glared at Shinichi, noticing that it'd just blown it's squirrely cover, and jumped out of the tree, hoping to make an escape while it still could. Suddenly, Saguru's hawk appeared out of nowhere and grabbed the squirrel. So Shinichi trails after the hawk to find out more about the squirrel. As he runs after the hawk, he trips on something and once he turn around to look at the thing he tripped on, he see a leg sticking out of under a bush. He walked over cautiously, wondering just who or what would be inside a bush and whether he/she/it was alive or dead. It was the missing CPR dummy from school! As he examined the CPR dummy, someone tackled him from behind. "HAIBARA, SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He squealed. Haibara walked up to the two on the floor and looked at them with a bored look. And so, Kudo was raped. Or at least he thought he was. Because in reality he was MIND RAPED! The fanfiction writer/beta reader/normal everyday student stared from behind the fourth wall and face palmed at the strangeness of it all. "I'm lame!" The writer sighed, wishing he could create such a master piece as mind rapage of High School Teens. Then, Hakuba came into his room and said, "I am suing you for unlicensed usage of my pet Hawk." Kudo looked around, then wondered to himself when he entered a room with such realistic foliage. Then the foliage started moving. The Foliage was actually strapped to people's back! He found this quite odd and decided to investigate, but apparently, Heiji already had the reason. "'S a real live Torterra, Kudo!" the Osakan detective grinned, seeing the look on his friend's face. Kudo gaped at Hattori's deduction and said, "That shouldn't even be in our universe!" Heiji rolled his eyes pointedly, saying, "'S true, Kudo, but ya always say that there's only one truth- look at what's staring you in the face for once!" Shinichi couldn't believe that his own saying was just used against himself so he covered his eyes and said, "I SEE NOTHING." Heiji grabbed Shinichi's hands and tried to pry them off, shouting, "Hey, 's not good ta cheat like that- ya want the giant movin' cheat-hatin' truth-lovin' tree carrier of a full-grown Torterra ta use stun spore and vine whip on you, Kudo- repeatedly?!" Shinichi let Heiji pry his hands off his face but instead of stopping right there, he kicked Heiji in the shin and screamed, "THIS IS DETECTIVE CONAN UNIVERSE!". In retaliation, Heiji stood up and pulled out his bokken, screaming back, "This universe is anything that the deranged and crazy authors and authoresses make it, idiot ahou Kudo-baka!"

Shinichi kicked the soccer ball high into the air, to the point that it hit a squirrel in a tree. The squirrel squeaked in pain, and then, in a feat of squirrely wrath, kicked the ball right back. Shinichi dislodged the ball from his face and gaped at the squirrel. His detective instincts told him that there was NO WAY that an ordinary SQUIRREL could commit such a henious feat. The squirrel glared at Shinichi, noticing that it'd just blown it's squirrely cover, and jumped out of the tree, hoping to make an escape while it still could. Suddenly, Saguru's hawk appeared out of nowhere and grabbed the squirrel. So Shinichi trails after the hawk to find out more about the squirrel. As he runs after the hawk, he trips on something and once he turn around to look at the thing he tripped on, he see a leg sticking out of under a bush. He walked over cautiously, wondering just who or what would be inside a bush and whether he/she/it was alive or dead. It was the missing CPR dummy from school! As he examined the CPR dummy, someone tackled him from behind. "HAIBARA, SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He squealed. Haibara walked up to the two on the floor and looked at them with a bored look. And so, Kudo was raped. Or at least he thought he was. Because in reality he was MIND RAPED! The fanfiction writer/beta reader/normal everyday student stared from behind the fourth wall and face palmed at the strangeness of it all. "I'm lame!" The writer sighed, wishing he could create such a master piece as mind rapage of High School Teens. Then, Hakuba came into his room and said, "I am suing you for unlicensed usage of my pet Hawk." Kudo looked around, then wondered to himself when he entered a room with such realistic foliage. Then the foliage started moving. The Foliage was actually strapped to people's back! He found this quite odd and decided to investigate, but apparently, Heiji already had the reason. "'S a real live Torterra, Kudo!" the Osakan detective grinned, seeing the look on his friend's face. Kudo gaped at Hattori's deduction and said, "That shouldn't even be in our universe!" Heiji rolled his eyes pointedly, saying, "'S true, Kudo, but ya always say that there's only one truth- look at what's staring you in the face for once!" Shinichi couldn't believe that his own saying was just used against himself so he covered his eyes and said, "I SEE NOTHING." Heiji grabbed Shinichi's hands and tried to pry them off, shouting, "Hey, 's not good ta cheat like that- ya want the giant movin' cheat-hatin' truth-lovin' tree carrier of a full-grown Torterra ta use stun spore and vine whip on you, Kudo- repeatedly?!" Shinichi let Heiji pry his hands off his face but instead of stopping right there, he kicked Heiji in the shin and screamed, "THIS IS DETECTIVE CONAN UNIVERSE!". In retaliation, Heiji stood up and pulled out his bokken, screaming back, "This universe is anything that the deranged and crazy authors and authoresses make it, idiot ahou Kudo-baka!" Kudo used his watch to take out Heiji so Heiji could get repeatedly stun spored and vine whipped instead of himself, and ran away crying like a one year old because he was called an idiot (OR MAYBE APTX4869 SHRANK HIM SO HE WAS A ONE YEAR OLD). "I want RAAAANNNNNN!" Shinichi screamed.

Shinichi kicked the soccer ball high into the air, to the point that it hit a squirrel in a tree. The squirrel squeaked in pain, and then, in a feat of squirrely wrath, kicked the ball right back. Shinichi dislodged the ball from his face and gaped at the squirrel. His detective instincts told him that there was NO WAY that an ordinary SQUIRREL could commit such a henious feat. The squirrel glared at Shinichi, noticing that it'd just blown it's squirrely cover, and jumped out of the tree, hoping to make an escape while it still could. Suddenly, Saguru's hawk appeared out of nowhere and grabbed the squirrel. So Shinichi trails after the hawk to find out more about the squirrel. As he runs after the hawk, he trips on something and once he turn around to look at the thing he tripped on, he see a leg sticking out of under a bush. He walked over cautiously, wondering just who or what would be inside a bush and whether he/she/it was alive or dead. It was the missing CPR dummy from school! As he examined the CPR dummy, someone tackled him from behind. "HAIBARA, SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He squealed. Haibara walked up to the two on the floor and looked at them with a bored look. And so, Kudo was raped. Or at least he thought he was. Because in reality he was MIND RAPED! The fanfiction writer/beta reader/normal everyday student stared from behind the fourth wall and face palmed at the strangeness of it all. "I'm lame!" The writer sighed, wishing he could create such a master piece as mind rapage of High School Teens. Then, Hakuba came into his room and said, "I am suing you for unlicensed usage of my pet Hawk." Kudo looked around, then wondered to himself when he entered a room with such realistic foliage. Then the foliage started moving. The Foliage was actually strapped to people's back! He found this quite odd and decided to investigate, but apparently, Heiji already had the reason. "'S a real live Torterra, Kudo!" the Osakan detective grinned, seeing the look on his friend's face. Kudo gaped at Hattori's deduction and said, "That shouldn't even be in our universe!" Heiji rolled his eyes pointedly, saying, "'S true, Kudo, but ya always say that there's only one truth- look at what's staring you in the face for once!" Shinichi couldn't believe that his own saying was just used against himself so he covered his eyes and said, "I SEE NOTHING." Heiji grabbed Shinichi's hands and tried to pry them off, shouting, "Hey, 's not good ta cheat like that- ya want the giant movin' cheat-hatin' truth-lovin' tree carrier of a full-grown Torterra ta use stun spore and vine whip on you, Kudo- repeatedly?!" Shinichi let Heiji pry his hands off his face but instead of stopping right there, he kicked Heiji in the shin and screamed, "THIS IS DETECTIVE CONAN UNIVERSE!". In retaliation, Heiji stood up and pulled out his bokken, screaming back, "This universe is anything that the deranged and crazy authors and authoresses make it, idiot ahou Kudo-baka!" Kudo used his watch to take out Heiji so Heiji could get repeatedly stun spored and vine whipped instead of himself, and ran away crying like a one year old because he was called an idiot (OR MAYBE APTX4869 SHRANK HIM SO HE WAS A ONE YEAR OLD). "I want RAAAANNNNNN!" Shinichi screamed. Ran suddenly appeared in front of Shinichi and karate-kicked him in the stomach, saying, "Shut up, you're annoying and Heiji is HOTTER!" Shinichi fell to the floor wailing pathetically but suddenly started sinking into the floor. Because... the floor was made out of jello! "I HATE JELLO!" Shinichi screamed, pounding on the fourth wall to try to reach the authors and authoresses that tortured him so.

Shinichi kicked the soccer ball high into the air, to the point that it hit a squirrel in a tree. The squirrel squeaked in pain, and then, in a feat of squirrely wrath, kicked the ball right back. Shinichi dislodged the ball from his face and gaped at the squirrel. His detective instincts told him that there was NO WAY that an ordinary SQUIRREL could commit such a henious feat. The squirrel glared at Shinichi, noticing that it'd just blown it's squirrely cover, and jumped out of the tree, hoping to make an escape while it still could. Suddenly, Saguru's hawk appeared out of nowhere and grabbed the squirrel. So Shinichi trails after the hawk to find out more about the squirrel. As he runs after the hawk, he trips on something and once he turn around to look at the thing he tripped on, he see a leg sticking out of under a bush. He walked over cautiously, wondering just who or what would be inside a bush and whether he/she/it was alive or dead. It was the missing CPR dummy from school! As he examined the CPR dummy, someone tackled him from behind. "HAIBARA, SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He squealed. Haibara walked up to the two on the floor and looked at them with a bored look. And so, Kudo was raped. Or at least he thought he was. Because in reality he was MIND RAPED! The fanfiction writer/beta reader/normal everyday student stared from behind the fourth wall and face palmed at the strangeness of it all. "I'm lame!" The writer sighed, wishing he could create such a master piece as mind rapage of High School Teens. Then, Hakuba came into his room and said, "I am suing you for unlicensed usage of my pet Hawk." Kudo looked around, then wondered to himself when he entered a room with such realistic foliage. Then the foliage started moving. The Foliage was actually strapped to people's back! He found this quite odd and decided to investigate, but apparently, Heiji already had the reason. "'S a real live Torterra, Kudo!" the Osakan detective grinned, seeing the look on his friend's face. Kudo gaped at Hattori's deduction and said, "That shouldn't even be in our universe!" Heiji rolled his eyes pointedly, saying, "'S true, Kudo, but ya always say that there's only one truth- look at what's staring you in the face for once!" Shinichi couldn't believe that his own saying was just used against himself so he covered his eyes and said, "I SEE NOTHING." Heiji grabbed Shinichi's hands and tried to pry them off, shouting, "Hey, 's not good ta cheat like that- ya want the giant movin' cheat-hatin' truth-lovin' tree carrier of a full-grown Torterra ta use stun spore and vine whip on you, Kudo- repeatedly?!" Shinichi let Heiji pry his hands off his face but instead of stopping right there, he kicked Heiji in the shin and screamed, "THIS IS DETECTIVE CONAN UNIVERSE!". In retaliation, Heiji stood up and pulled out his bokken, screaming back, "This universe is anything that the deranged and crazy authors and authoresses make it, idiot ahou Kudo-baka!" Kudo used his watch to take out Heiji so Heiji could get repeatedly stun spored and vine whipped instead of himself, and ran away crying like a one year old because he was called an idiot (OR MAYBE APTX4869 SHRANK HIM SO HE WAS A ONE YEAR OLD). "I want RAAAANNNNNN!" Shinichi screamed. Ran suddenly appeared in front of Shinichi and karate-kicked him in the stomach, saying, "Shut up, you're annoying and Heiji is HOTTER!" Shinichi fell to the floor wailing pathetically but suddenly started sinking into the floor. Because... the floor was made out of jello! "I HATE JELLO!" Shinichi screamed, pounding on the fourth wall to try to reach the authors and authoresses that tortured him so. One of the authoress', irritated at Shinichi's pounding of her computer screen, revived Heiji and gave him the pokemon Marowak so he could attack Shinichi. Shinichi sniveled and pulled himself together, and, in a blind rage, called forth a mighty Cloyster from the dephs of the jello sea he had fallen into before shouting, "I can never lose, Heiji! Not to you!"

Shinichi kicked the soccer ball high into the air, to the point that it hit a squirrel in a tree. The squirrel squeaked in pain, and then, in a feat of squirrely wrath, kicked the ball right back. Shinichi dislodged the ball from his face and gaped at the squirrel. His detective instincts told him that there was NO WAY that an ordinary SQUIRREL could commit such a henious feat. The squirrel glared at Shinichi, noticing that it'd just blown it's squirrely cover, and jumped out of the tree, hoping to make an escape while it still could. Suddenly, Saguru's hawk appeared out of nowhere and grabbed the squirrel. So Shinichi trails after the hawk to find out more about the squirrel. As he runs after the hawk, he trips on something and once he turn around to look at the thing he tripped on, he see a leg sticking out of under a bush. He walked over cautiously, wondering just who or what would be inside a bush and whether he/she/it was alive or dead. It was the missing CPR dummy from school! As he examined the CPR dummy, someone tackled him from behind. "HAIBARA, SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He squealed. Haibara walked up to the two on the floor and looked at them with a bored look. And so, Kudo was raped. Or at least he thought he was. Because in reality he was MIND RAPED! The fanfiction writer/beta reader/normal everyday student stared from behind the fourth wall and face palmed at the strangeness of it all. "I'm lame!" The writer sighed, wishing he could create such a master piece as mind rapage of High School Teens. Then, Hakuba came into his room and said, "I am suing you for unlicensed usage of my pet Hawk." Kudo looked around, then wondered to himself when he entered a room with such realistic foliage. Then the foliage started moving. The Foliage was actually strapped to people's back! He found this quite odd and decided to investigate, but apparently, Heiji already had the reason. "'S a real live Torterra, Kudo!" the Osakan detective grinned, seeing the look on his friend's face. Kudo gaped at Hattori's deduction and said, "That shouldn't even be in our universe!" Heiji rolled his eyes pointedly, saying, "'S true, Kudo, but ya always say that there's only one truth- look at what's staring you in the face for once!" Shinichi couldn't believe that his own saying was just used against himself so he covered his eyes and said, "I SEE NOTHING." Heiji grabbed Shinichi's hands and tried to pry them off, shouting, "Hey, 's not good ta cheat like that- ya want the giant movin' cheat-hatin' truth-lovin' tree carrier of a full-grown Torterra ta use stun spore and vine whip on you, Kudo- repeatedly?!" Shinichi let Heiji pry his hands off his face but instead of stopping right there, he kicked Heiji in the shin and screamed, "THIS IS DETECTIVE CONAN UNIVERSE!". In retaliation, Heiji stood up and pulled out his bokken, screaming back, "This universe is anything that the deranged and crazy authors and authoresses make it, idiot ahou Kudo-baka!" Kudo used his watch to take out Heiji so Heiji could get repeatedly stun spored and vine whipped instead of himself, and ran away crying like a one year old because he was called an idiot (OR MAYBE APTX4869 SHRANK HIM SO HE WAS A ONE YEAR OLD). "I want RAAAANNNNNN!" Shinichi screamed. Ran suddenly appeared in front of Shinichi and karate-kicked him in the stomach, saying, "Shut up, you're annoying and Heiji is HOTTER!" Shinichi fell to the floor wailing pathetically but suddenly started sinking into the floor. Because... the floor was made out of jello! "I HATE JELLO!" Shinichi screamed, pounding on the fourth wall to try to reach the authors and authoresses that tortured him so. One of the authoress', irritated at Shinichi's pounding of her computer screen, revived Heiji and gave him the pokemon Marowak so he could attack Shinichi. Shinichi sniveled and pulled himself together, and, in a blind rage, called forth a mighty Cloyster from the dephs of the jello sea he had fallen into before shouting, "I can never lose, Heiji! Not to you!" Miraculously, as if one authoress was tired of all of the bickering and wanted to end it all, the Cloyster turned into Kyogre and annihalated (sp) everyone. The exasperated author, co-written 'Yan Takagawa,' tired but happy at finally finishing and posting a masterpiece of a oneshot on Kaito's birthday, closed the laptop computer on this strange story with a satisfied sigh of relief at seeing the queer previous sentence.

Shinichi kicked the soccer ball high into the air, to the point that it hit a squirrel in a tree. The squirrel squeaked in pain, and then, in a feat of squirrely wrath, kicked the ball right back. Shinichi dislodged the ball from his face and gaped at the squirrel. His detective instincts told him that there was NO WAY that an ordinary SQUIRREL could commit such a henious feat. The squirrel glared at Shinichi, noticing that it'd just blown it's squirrely cover, and jumped out of the tree, hoping to make an escape while it still could. Suddenly, Saguru's hawk appeared out of nowhere and grabbed the squirrel. So Shinichi trails after the hawk to find out more about the squirrel. As he runs after the hawk, he trips on something and once he turn around to look at the thing he tripped on, he see a leg sticking out of under a bush. He walked over cautiously, wondering just who or what would be inside a bush and whether he/she/it was alive or dead. It was the missing CPR dummy from school! As he examined the CPR dummy, someone tackled him from behind. "HAIBARA, SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He squealed. Haibara walked up to the two on the floor and looked at them with a bored look. And so, Kudo was raped. Or at least he thought he was. Because in reality he was MIND RAPED! The fanfiction writer/beta reader/normal everyday student stared from behind the fourth wall and face palmed at the strangeness of it all. "I'm lame!" The writer sighed, wishing he could create such a master piece as mind rapage of High School Teens. Then, Hakuba came into his room and said, "I am suing you for unlicensed usage of my pet Hawk." Kudo looked around, then wondered to himself when he entered a room with such realistic foliage. Then the foliage started moving. The Foliage was actually strapped to people's back! He found this quite odd and decided to investigate, but apparently, Heiji already had the reason. "'S a real live Torterra, Kudo!" the Osakan detective grinned, seeing the look on his friend's face. Kudo gaped at Hattori's deduction and said, "That shouldn't even be in our universe!" Heiji rolled his eyes pointedly, saying, "'S true, Kudo, but ya always say that there's only one truth- look at what's staring you in the face for once!" Shinichi couldn't believe that his own saying was just used against himself so he covered his eyes and said, "I SEE NOTHING." Heiji grabbed Shinichi's hands and tried to pry them off, shouting, "Hey, 's not good ta cheat like that- ya want the giant movin' cheat-hatin' truth-lovin' tree carrier of a full-grown Torterra ta use stun spore and vine whip on you, Kudo- repeatedly?!" Shinichi let Heiji pry his hands off his face but instead of stopping right there, he kicked Heiji in the shin and screamed, "THIS IS DETECTIVE CONAN UNIVERSE!". In retaliation, Heiji stood up and pulled out his bokken, screaming back, "This universe is anything that the deranged and crazy authors and authoresses make it, idiot ahou Kudo-baka!" Kudo used his watch to take out Heiji so Heiji could get repeatedly stun spored and vine whipped instead of himself, and ran away crying like a one year old because he was called an idiot (OR MAYBE APTX4869 SHRANK HIM SO HE WAS A ONE YEAR OLD). "I want RAAAANNNNNN!" Shinichi screamed. Ran suddenly appeared in front of Shinichi and karate-kicked him in the stomach, saying, "Shut up, you're annoying and Heiji is HOTTER!" Shinichi fell to the floor wailing pathetically but suddenly started sinking into the floor. Because... the floor was made out of jello! "I HATE JELLO!" Shinichi screamed, pounding on the fourth wall to try to reach the authors and authoresses that tortured him so. One of the authoress', irritated at Shinichi's pounding of her computer screen, revived Heiji and gave him the pokemon Marowak so he could attack Shinichi. Shinichi sniveled and pulled himself together, and, in a blind rage, called forth a mighty Cloyster from the dephs of the jello sea he had fallen into before shouting, "I can never lose, Heiji! Not to you!" Miraculously, as if one authoress was tired of all of the bickering and wanted to end it all, the Cloyster turned into Kyogre and annihalated (sp) everyone. The exasperated author, co-written 'Yan Takagawa,' tired but happy at finally finishing and posting a masterpiece of a oneshot on Kaito's birthday, closed the laptop computer on this strange story with a satisfied sigh of relief at seeing the queer previous sentence. Then Kaito ruined the peace and quiet by streaking through the room in his birthday suit as a commemoration of this day. The author's eyes bugged out, at the authoress' horrible idea of commemmorating Kaito's birthday and instantly pulled out the battery and cord from the computer as well as shutting it down completely to keep from getting too traumatized, instantly shutting all senses from the rest of the world.