Ooo! Ooo!! I vote for a Cadmium elemental!! It is known in the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm, and should therefore be destroyed forthwith!!!

Just LOOK how little regard it has for Proposition 65 AND your health!!! DIE, FOUL BEAST!!
Oh, wait... Wrong kind of elemental.... Meh, chalk me up fer beatin' up on a Dark Elemental. Thems is some of the most annoying of all.

For example, Dark Lich- Secret of Mana? Yeah- PAIN IN a** (well, at least he was for mah 12-year-old self back in the day..). And those dang Zombie Dinosaurs in FF6-- GrRrRAaghhh!!!
Oh, and is it too late to really get in on this superpower action? Cuz if not, my special abilities are as follow:
When my left ear is pulled down, it pops up a moment later and I then loose a round of Spinning Flaming Razor Death Eggos from my mouth. I can also shoot super duper hot..
thick... STICKY maple syrup from my wrists. Mmmm hmmm- that'll slow a fiend down. Oh, and then there's this nifty thing I can do with butter, too.... Many, MANY possible applications for that one.
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