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 Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:16 pm
Washington State
It is illegal to attach a vending machine to a utility pole without prior consent from the utility company.Full Text:
RCW 70.54.090
Attachment of objects to utility poles.
It shall be unlawful to attach to utility poles any of the following: Advertising signs, posters, vending machines, or any similar object which presents a hazard to, or endangers the lives of, electrical workers. Any attachment to utility poles shall only be made with the permission of the utility involved, and shall be placed not less than twelve feet above the surface of the ground.
[1953 c 185 ? 1.]
No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold. Full Text:
RCW 70.54.050
Exposing contagious disease -- Penalty.
Every person who shall wilfully expose himself to another, or any animal affected with any contagious or infectious disease, in any public place or thoroughfare, except upon his or its necessary removal in a manner not dangerous to the public health; and every person so affected who shall expose any other person thereto without his knowledge, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor.
[1909 c 249 ? 287; RRS ? 2539.]
Destroying a beer cask or bottle of another is illegal.Full Text(sorry this one is longer than the others I did lol):
RCW 19.76.110
Refilling bottles, etc. -- Forbidden.
It is hereby declared to be unlawful for any person or persons hereafter, without the written consent of the owner or owners thereof, to fill with ale, porter, lager beer or soda, mineral water or other beverages, for sale or to be furnished to customers, any such casks, barrels, kegs, bottles or boxes so marked or stamped, or to sell, dispose of, buy or traffic in, or wantonly destroy any such cask, barrel, keg, bottle or box so marked, stamped, by the owner or owners thereof, after such owner or owners shall have complied with the provisions of RCW 19.76.100. Any person or persons who shall violate any of the provisions of RCW 19.76.100 through 19.76.120 shall be deemed guilty of a misdemeanor, and upon conviction thereof shall be fined five dollars for each and every cask, barrel, keg, or box, and fifty cents for each and every bottle so by him, her or them filled, bought, sold, used, trafficked in or wantonly destroyed, together with costs of suit for first offense, and ten dollars for each and every cask, barrel, keg and box and one dollar for each and every bottle so filled, bought, sold, used, trafficked in, or wantonly destroyed, together with the costs of suit for each subsequent offense.
[1897 c 38 ? 2; RRS ? 11547.]
It is illegal to entice girls away from the Maple Lane School for girls. Full Text:
RCW 72.20.065
Intrusion -- Enticement away of girls -- Interference -- Penalty.
Any person who shall go upon the school grounds except on lawful business, or by consent of the superintendent, or who shall entice any girl away from the school, or who shall in any way interfere with its management or discipline, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor.
[1959 c 28 ? 72.20.065. Prior: 1913 c 157 ? 9, part; RRS ? 4639, part.]
X-rays may not be used to fit shoes. Full Text:
RCW 70.98.170
Prohibition -- Fluoroscopic x-ray shoefitting devices.
The operation or maintenance of any x-ray, fluoroscopic, or other equipment or apparatus employing roentgen rays, in the fitting of shoes or other footwear or in the viewing of bones in the feet is prohibited. This prohibition does not apply to any licensed physician, surgeon, *podiatrist, or any person practicing a licensed healing art, or any technician working under the direct and immediate supervision of such persons.
[1973 c 77 ? 27; 1961 c 207 ? 17.]
All lollipops are banned.
A law to reduce crime states: It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town. Why does this law exist? This law was set up to cub an ever increasing crime rate in the area. Due to its sheer stupidity, however, it is needless to say that the law has affected nothing.
It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle.
It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich.
You are not allowed to breastfeed in public.
One may not spit on a bus. Full Text (ok this one is longer lol):
SMC 12A.12.040 Disorderly conduct on buses.
A. A person is guilty of disorderly bus conduct if while on or in a municipal transit vehicle, as defined in RCW 46.04.355, or in or at an underground municipal transit station, and with knowledge that such conduct is prohibited, he or she:
1. Smokes or carries a lighted or smoldering pipe, cigar, or cigarette; or
2. Discards litter other than in designated receptacles; or
3. Plays any radio, recorder, or other sound producing or reproducing equipment except that nothing herein shall prohibit the use of such equipment when connected to earphones that limit the sound to individual listeners or the use of a communication device by an employee of the owner or operator of the municipal transit vehicle or private communication devices used to summon or notify individuals ("beepers"); or
4. Spits or expectorates; or
5. Carries any flammable or combustible liquid, explosive, acid, or other article or material in a manner that is likely to cause harm to others, except that nothing herein shall prevent a person from carrying a cigarette lighter, cigar lighter, or pipe lighter, or carrying a firearm or ammunition in a way that is not otherwise pro- hibited by law; or
6. Unreasonably disturbs others by engaging in loud or raucous behavior.
B. As used in this section, "municipal transit station" means all facilities, structures, lands, interest in lands, air rights over lands, and rights-of-way of all kinds that are owned, leased, held, or used by public agency for the purpose of providing public transportation.
C. Disorderly bus conduct is a misdemeanor.
(Ord. 116872 Section 10, 1993; Ord. 111860 Section 7, 1984.)
When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.
You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.
and in specific cities in washington state.....
Bremerton You may not shuck peanuts on the street.
Everett It is illegal to display a hypnotized or allegedly hypnotized person in a store window.
Lynden Dancing and drinking may not occur at the same establishment.
Seattle You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.
A new law in Florida allows employers to bring their guns to work, but there isn’t a law that allows the customers the same right, according to the Palm Beach Post.
In new york
There is a law that states that anyone caught throwing trash or even an advertising flier on someone’s lawn with a sign that clearly states they cannot put fliers on their lawn will get a big fat fine. Wow, an anti-flier law? Why hasn’t the creator of this law received the Congressional Medal of Honor yet?
Unfortunately, there’s a problem. There always is.
The burden of proof lies with the homeowner
And just in case you were all wondering I got this info from an online source so if ya wanna know where just ask razz
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 11:33 pm
25 Random Laws
1 No one may allow their cellar door to remain open.
2 It is illegal to take photos of police officers or police vehicles, even if they are just in the background.
3 No one may spit on a sidewalk.
4 Persons convicted of felonies may not operate Bingo games.
5 A fee is levied on each purchaser of any plastic bottle which is returned upon return of the bottle.
6 Selling two beers at once for the same price is not allowed.
7 The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
8 A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day.
9 Persons may not screech their tires while driving.
10 All Indians must return to their shore of the Chattohoochee River by nightfall.
11 Persons may not pass through a traffic congestion thoroughfare more than twice per night.
12 Margarine producers can't make their margarine yellow.
13 Males may not be sexually aroused in public.
14 You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
15 Residents of even numbered addresses may not water their plants on odd-numbered days excluding the thirty first day where it applies.
16 No matter how nice it may be, a pet Pit Bull is not allowed within the city limits.
17 Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground.
18 Persons may not appear in public clothed in liquid latex.
19 Pool halls may not be operated between 11:30 PM and 6 AM.
20 a**l sex is prohibited.
21 It is forbidden to eat watermelon in the park.
22 All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle.
23 You are not allowed to put litter into someone else's trash receptacle without express permission.
24 It is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts
25 You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.(florida lol)
Sorry had to tell ya where that last one was from lol
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Angel of Forgotten Souls Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:38 pm
Quote: 25 You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.(florida lol)
THANK GOD I AM NOT MARRIED !!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:46 pm
lol I don't think they really thought that one through......
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:48 pm
Also, in Missouri it is not illegal to speed.......
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:59 pm
Heavens Forgotten Angel Quote: 25 You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.(florida lol)
THANK GOD I AM NOT MARRIED !!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
rofl...... wtf... lol... so if you cant kiss your wifes breasts who's breast can you kiss..... lol..
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:17 pm
Fire_Ramses Heavens Forgotten Angel Quote: 25 You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.(florida lol)
THANK GOD I AM NOT MARRIED !!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
rofl...... wtf... lol... so if you cant kiss your wifes breasts who's breast can you kiss..... lol..Angel I am not married to you baby - come on up to Georgia and I will let you call me Daddy ...lol..lol.lol..
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:30 pm
lol I'm glad I didn't put some of the more disturbing ones on here lol
But in a certain state all single men between the ages of 21 and 50 have to pay an annual tax of 1 dollar (in addition to all the other taxes, of course lol). Glad I don't live there, I think I get taxed enough as it is!!
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:49 pm
Fire_Ramses Eizoryu lol I love reading weird laws. xD Here's one from Norman, Oklahoma, as well as some others from the Sooner State: It is illegal to take a bite out of someone else's hamburger. (WTH?) One may not promote a "horse tripping event". Whaling is illegal. (Say wha? Alright, OK, you're my state of birth, but WTH are you thinking?) Tattoos are banned. (Not anymore, though. That one was repealed back in 2006) It is illegal to have sex before you are married. Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car. It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. I'm originally an Okie, but good grief! What was going through their heads? xD
......It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. ....
What the hell!!! lol why why why....lolI found out the reason for this law lol A guy that I work with said he talked to some of his old army buddies and they were saying that when they were younger and they couldn't find a date (or at least some girl that would put out), they would grab a sheep and put its hind leggs in their boots so it couldn't escape while they.... *Ahem*..... you know. and so they had to make this law for guys like them lol
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:53 pm
lol I got some more laws, but its gonna take a second for me to get them to put on here lol
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:19 pm
Deathfrost Fire_Ramses Eizoryu lol I love reading weird laws. xD Here's one from Norman, Oklahoma, as well as some others from the Sooner State: It is illegal to take a bite out of someone else's hamburger. (WTH?) One may not promote a "horse tripping event". Whaling is illegal. (Say wha? Alright, OK, you're my state of birth, but WTH are you thinking?) Tattoos are banned. (Not anymore, though. That one was repealed back in 2006) It is illegal to have sex before you are married. Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car. It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. I'm originally an Okie, but good grief! What was going through their heads? xD
......It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. ....
What the hell!!! lol why why why....lolI found out the reason for this law lol A guy that I work with said he talked to some of his old army buddies and they were saying that when they were younger and they couldn't find a date (or at least some girl that would put out), they would grab a sheep and put its hind leggs in their boots so it couldn't escape while they.... *Ahem*..... you know. and so they had to make this law for guys like them lol
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:47 pm
I will so pretend like I did not just read the last comment about the boots and the sheep. ..lol...
burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:55 pm
Voice of the Blood
I will so pretend like I did not just read the last comment about the boots and the sheep. ..lol...
burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes lol sadly its the truth..........
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:03 pm
Fire_Ramses Deathfrost Fire_Ramses Eizoryu lol I love reading weird laws. xD Here's one from Norman, Oklahoma, as well as some others from the Sooner State: It is illegal to take a bite out of someone else's hamburger. (WTH?) One may not promote a "horse tripping event". Whaling is illegal. (Say wha? Alright, OK, you're my state of birth, but WTH are you thinking?) Tattoos are banned. (Not anymore, though. That one was repealed back in 2006) It is illegal to have sex before you are married. Tissues are not to be found in the back of one’s car. It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. I'm originally an Okie, but good grief! What was going through their heads? xD
......It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. ....
What the hell!!! lol why why why....lolI found out the reason for this law lol A guy that I work with said he talked to some of his old army buddies and they were saying that when they were younger and they couldn't find a date (or at least some girl that would put out), they would grab a sheep and put its hind leggs in their boots so it couldn't escape while they.... *Ahem*..... you know. and so they had to make this law for guys like them lol What's really funny is he had told me about his army buddies before I heard about that law on here. When I told him about the law he just laughed.
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Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 6:41 pm
In Kitsap county (this is in Washington) it is illegal to wear flip flops.....
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