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Once upon a time a little boy named Arthur went to the wizard in order to get a bottle of wine because he was an alcoholic but the wizard just slapped him over the head and said that he would not give it to some 8 years old boy. Arthur stormed out of the castle, kicking a dog on purpose. He followed the track leading to an old abandoned reservoir where he likes to go fishing for radioactive rabbits. His fishing cane was made out of the bones of baby dolls while his bait is nothing since he doesn't like to fish.

He stood up, dusted off his pants and pulled at his wedgie. He looked towards the sky and said: "WHY! Why can't i grow up and drink some beer!" But he knew it deep inside him, it is because he is only 3 feet tall and balder than a furry ball. His mother was a witch and his father was a Satyr. He was teased all through school by the teachers but he would always find something to keep his mind occupied, like painting. He would paint on anything around him. Once he painted on a horse's a**. It was a beautiful painting depicting a man going farther than anybody into the Great Canyon. He worked for many days on this, and when he finished the horse died and his painting was a mess. He shed a single tear, ate the horse, and then burned the body in remorse for his lost art.

Still angry over being denied the beer he craved, Arthur went to see his friend 'The Great Little Man' at the circus. There were many strange people, the bearded lady, a girl named Saya Nosferatu and some other weirdos aswell.

Once upon a time a little boy named Arthur went to the wizard in order to get a bottle of wine because he was an alcoholic but the wizard just slapped him over the head and said that he would not give it to some 8 years old boy. Arthur stormed out of the castle, kicking a dog on purpose. He followed the track leading to an old abandoned reservoir where he likes to go fishing for radioactive rabbits. His fishing cane was made out of the bones of baby dolls while his bait is nothing since he doesn't like to fish.

He stood up, dusted off his pants and pulled at his wedgie. He looked towards the sky and said: "WHY! Why can't i grow up and drink some beer!" But he knew it deep inside him, it is because he is only 3 feet tall and balder than a furry ball. His mother was a witch and his father was a Satyr. He was teased all through school by the teachers but he would always find something to keep his mind occupied, like painting. He would paint on anything around him. Once he painted on a horse's a**. It was a beautiful painting depicting a man going farther than anybody into the Great Canyon. He worked for many days on this, and when he finished the horse died and his painting was a mess. He shed a single tear, ate the horse, and then burned the body in remorse for his lost art.

Still angry over being denied the beer he craved, Arthur went to see his friend 'The Great Little Man' at the circus. There were many strange people, the bearded lady, a girl named Saya Nosferatu and some other weirdos as well. He walked to his friends trailer, but when he arrived he realized he wasn't at the circus but at the

Once upon a time a little boy named Arthur went to the wizard in order to get a bottle of wine because he was an alcoholic but the wizard just slapped him over the head and said that he would not give it to some 8 years old boy. Arthur stormed out of the castle, kicking a dog on purpose. He followed the track leading to an old abandoned reservoir where he likes to go fishing for radioactive rabbits. His fishing cane was made out of the bones of baby dolls while his bait is nothing since he doesn't like to fish.

He stood up, dusted off his pants and pulled at his wedgie. He looked towards the sky and said: "WHY! Why can't i grow up and drink some beer!" But he knew it deep inside him, it is because he is only 3 feet tall and balder than a furry ball. His mother was a witch and his father was a Satyr. He was teased all through school by the teachers but he would always find something to keep his mind occupied, like painting. He would paint on anything around him. Once he painted on a horse's a**. It was a beautiful painting depicting a man going farther than anybody into the Great Canyon. He worked for many days on this, and when he finished the horse died and his painting was a mess. He shed a single tear, ate the horse, and then burned the body in remorse for his lost art.

Still angry over being denied the beer he craved, Arthur went to see his friend 'The Great Little Man' at the circus. There were many strange people, the bearded lady, a girl named Saya Nosferatu and some other weirdos as well. He walked to his friends trailer, but when he arrived he realized he wasn't at the circus but at the trailer park where all the released criminals went to live. Arthur went to the first trailer, it was dark and dusty

Once upon a time a little boy named Arthur went to the wizard in order to get a bottle of wine because he was an alcoholic but the wizard just slapped him over the head and said that he would not give it to some 8 years old boy. Arthur stormed out of the castle, kicking a dog on purpose. He followed the track leading to an old abandoned reservoir where he likes to go fishing for radioactive rabbits. His fishing cane was made out of the bones of baby dolls while his bait is nothing since he doesn't like to fish.

He stood up, dusted off his pants and pulled at his wedgie. He looked towards the sky and said: "WHY! Why can't i grow up and drink some beer!" But he knew it deep inside him, it is because he is only 3 feet tall and balder than a furry ball. His mother was a witch and his father was a Satyr. He was teased all through school by the teachers but he would always find something to keep his mind occupied, like painting. He would paint on anything around him. Once he painted on a horse's a**. It was a beautiful painting depicting a man going farther than anybody into the Great Canyon. He worked for many days on this, and when he finished the horse died and his painting was a mess. He shed a single tear, ate the horse, and then burned the body in remorse for his lost art.

Still angry over being denied the beer he craved, Arthur went to see his friend 'The Great Little Man' at the circus. There were many strange people, the bearded lady, a girl named Saya Nosferatu and some other weirdos as well. He walked to his friends trailer, but when he arrived he realized he wasn't at the circus but at the trailer park where all the released criminals went to live. Arthur went to the first trailer, it was dark and dusty but seemed to be empty so he continued to the last one since he didn't want to count them all.

Once upon a time a little boy named Arthur went to the wizard in order to get a bottle of wine because he was an alcoholic but the wizard just slapped him over the head and said that he would not give it to some 8 years old boy. Arthur stormed out of the castle, kicking a dog on purpose. He followed the track leading to an old abandoned reservoir where he likes to go fishing for radioactive rabbits. His fishing cane was made out of the bones of baby dolls while his bait is nothing since he doesn't like to fish.

He stood up, dusted off his pants and pulled at his wedgie. He looked towards the sky and said: "WHY! Why can't i grow up and drink some beer!" But he knew it deep inside him, it is because he is only 3 feet tall and balder than a furry ball. His mother was a witch and his father was a Satyr. He was teased all through school by the teachers but he would always find something to keep his mind occupied, like painting. He would paint on anything around him. Once he painted on a horse's a**. It was a beautiful painting depicting a man going farther than anybody into the Great Canyon. He worked for many days on this, and when he finished the horse died and his painting was a mess. He shed a single tear, ate the horse, and then burned the body in remorse for his lost art.

Still angry over being denied the beer he craved, Arthur went to see his friend 'The Great Little Man' at the circus. There were many strange people, the bearded lady, a girl named Saya Nosferatu and some other weirdos as well. He walked to his friends trailer, but when he arrived he realized he wasn't at the circus but at the trailer park where all the released criminals went to live. Arthur went to the first trailer, it was dark and dusty but seemed to be empty so he continued to the last one since he didn't want to count them all. There he found many rabid, vicious cats which attacked him and then went to sleep in one corner of the