Areashine
See, I usually don't have random money laying around to buy games, so I don't have to deal with annoying sayings. Are you getting poll happy Kethean?
Its my new purpose for returning every chance I get.
xp I have so much to deal with at work (which I love) and school (which I hate) and still have time to form some sort of social life. Nah I kid I'm like the toast of the town. Anywho lets see what I have in my bag of fun...
*claps his hands and Zombie Chimp-o walks over with Kethean's bag of fun*
Excellent, good job Chimp-o... *reaches into the bag and pulls out a letter*
Hmm... the letter reads...
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Dear Kethean,
My name is Billy and I live in Hunting Beach, California and my state Govenor is a douche bag because he passed a really lame law that if any retail store is cought selling "a violent video game" to minors that they will be fined. Now I know my state is already retarded as is for voting for such a bag of crap for a Govenor but we are stupid folk here so bear with us. Yet isnt it our parents responsibility to uphold and form the morals that make us the people that we will grow up to be and not rely on the government and schools to form our minds utopia? But instead my mommy and daddy act like bags of s**t and blame my b*****d ways on the school instead of accepting that they suck as parents. So I ask you Kethean, what should I do to get my grubby little b*****d hands on some hardcore gaming action?
Your fan,
Billy b*****d-Child
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Well Billy... first off I want to say your a spoiled little b*****d so you deserve far worse then lack of video-gameage... but to answer your wonderful letter I have this simple solution for you. Get your retarded parents to buy it for you anyways, I mean come on, if they were stupid enough to vote for Arnold they are stupid enough to buy you Conkers Reloaded! I mean really, have at it! That way they can come in the next day and totally b***h me out at work and blame me for their retarded ways. I mean how foolish of me to NOT have a huge sticker that wraps around the box saying "Hey Dumb a**, This Game isnt For Billy!" In the end its a win-win situation Billy, so good luck, as for me... I have to go back to making stickers...