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 Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:36 pm
4laugh Sol now that you mention it, I remember that episode. blaugh
Stupid is as stupid does~ Forrest Gump
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:00 pm
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Lunar Mirage Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:41 pm
I heard this song the other day, and it made me seriously think of Draco and how much it hurt to have him do what he did to me....*sad sigh*
What Hurts The Most - Rascal Flatts
I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house
that don't bother me.
I can take a few tears now and then
and just let them out.
I'm not afraid to cry every once in a while
even though going on with you gone still upsets me.
There are days every now and again
I pretend I'm ok but that's not what gets me.
What hurts the most
was being so close.
And havin so much to say
and watching you walk away.
And never knowin what could have been
and not seeing that loving you
is what I was tryin to do.
Its hard to deal with the pain of loseing you every where I go
but I'm doing it
its hard to force that smile when i see our old friends and I'm alone.
Still harder
getting up getting dressed livin with this regret but I know
if i could do it over
i would trade give away for the words that i saved in my heart that are left unspoken.
What hurts the most
was being so close.
And havin so much to say
and watching you walk away.
And never knowin what could have been
and not seeing that loveing you
is what I was tryin to do.
What hurts the most
was being so close.
And havin so much to say
and watching you walk away.
And never knowin what could have been
and not seeing that loveing you
is what I was tryin to do.
And not seeing that love in you that's what i was trying to do
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:18 pm
Tenacious D- Tribute
[Spoken]
This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.
Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
[Sung]
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul)
[Spoken]
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
[Sung]
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...
Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best ********' song the greatest song in the world.
[2-part skat]
[Spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.
[Sung]
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, ********! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
[Skat]
All right! All right!
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:12 pm
Hehe I was just reading The All-new Tenchi Muyo: Alien Nation manga Vol 1 and thought I would post something from it. Chapter 2
(Shows outside of the Masaki house) Ayeka: Ryoko! What on Earth are you doing?!
Ryoko: Hrrm?
(Inside house Ryoko's sitting on a rafter with a bottle in her hand, eyes half open.)[Hey, kids, Remember- the minimum drinking age is 21! (Ryoko is over 800 so...)]
Ayeka is standing down below holding a laundry basket, and shouts up at her: I can't believe you are drinking in the middle of the day! This is a comic for adolescents! You should be ashamed of yourself! (in a calmer voice) Ayeka continues: Haven't you heard that "Idle hands are the devil's workshop"?
Ryoko: Nope never heard such a thing.
(Ayeka closes her eyes and lowers her head) Ayeka: ...I see. *sigh* Fine, fine, fine. See if I care. Turns away from Ryoko. It must be rough on Lord Tenchi--slaving away to support a do-nothing freeloader...
Ryoko's heart jumps out of her chest as she sprays her drink out of her mouth.
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 7:59 pm
If you would sit
Oh so close to me
That would be nice
Like it's supposed to be
If you don't I'll slit your throat
So won't you please be nice
If you would hug your arms right around me
That would be snug
Like it's supposed to be
If we part I'll eat your heart
So won't you please be nice
Oh don't you love this romancing
Know that it's your life you're chancing
Isn't it nice
Now you've married me
Sugar and spice
Like it's supposed to be
If you go i'll get your dough
So won't you please be nice
Stop with your jazz oratory
I only listen to top forty
N'Sync rules
Isn't it nice
Together we'll always live
No sacrifice
We'll vote conservative
If you run I'll pull a gun
Give me head or you'll be dead
Salute the flag or I'll call you a f**
Oh won't you please be nice
-Nellie McKay, Won't U Please B Nice
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 8:14 pm
Know what? I propose we start another thread for the purpose this one was originally started. It had such a promising beginning...
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Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 8:36 pm
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 8:15 am
Dad, I'm sorry about killing your demon wife! -Piper (Charmed)
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 2:33 pm
Excel: Did you know that indecision is the cause of most accidents?
Hyatt: I know what you mean, Senior. In fact just the other day Hyatt was trying to decide how best to put an Easter Egg on this disk and electocuted herself while she was soaking the player in the colored dye.
Excel: Excel is just wishing she had a DVD player instead of a coffee can filled with gravel. Hey Illpalazzo, just who does a girl have to sell her unmentionables to get some personal electronics around here, huh? Huh?
Hyatt: Actually Hyatt recieved some very nice personal electronics in a package marked from a secret admirer, but she was not sure what a Lovemaster 2000 was for or how to use it.
Excel: Frankly Hat-chan, that's a bit more info than we needed.
(From the Excel Saga anime disk 3 main menu)
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 8:56 am
Mulder: I was told once that the best way to regenerate body heat was to crawl naked into a sleeping bag with someone else who is already naked.
Scully: Maybe if it starts raining sleeping bags, you might get lucky.
(Yay for X-Files quotes!)
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 11:23 pm
(and speaking of body heat, hehe)
Be my bad boy
Be my man
Be my weekend lover
But don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy
But understand
That I don't need you
In my life again
Won't you be my bad boy?
Be my man
Be my weekend lover
But don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy
But understand
I don't need you again
~ Bad Boy, by Cascada
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Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:54 pm
Mulder: Would you let me drive?
Scully: I'm driving! Why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big, macho man?
Mulder: No. I was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals.
(later)
Mulder: You just ran a stop sign back there.
Scully: Shut up, Mulder.
(I am such an incorrigable X-files nerd)
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:34 pm
(might've said this one before, but it fits so well)
Mary: Can you drive?
Roland: What is it with you people? Just because I'm in a wheelchair, you don't think I can do anything?
Mary: Well what I meant was, do you have a driver's license?
Roland: Nope.
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