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 Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:20 pm
Have sex.
How do you play volleyball?
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:21 am
drink, eat and be merry.
How do you drown your sorrows?
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:28 am
Sunlight.
How many strings are on a guitar?
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:51 am
Over 9000!!!
Where's that from?
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:50 pm
Animaniacs.
What are the names of the four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 11:37 pm
Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta.
Whats a mobile phone for?
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:15 am
Farting.
How many pennies make a nickel?
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:05 am
ten pounds worth.
The ******** a nickel?
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:51 am
A pancake.
Who is Mary Poppins?
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Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 4:52 am
Satan in drag.
Why is there a hole in my sock?
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Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 2:41 pm
Because you touch yourself at night.
How did the dinosaurs die out?
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:05 am
They didn't. We're all Dinosaurs!
Who invented Jesus?
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:52 pm
Your mom.
Why is the sky blue?
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:27 am
Turnips.
Is this a question?
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 1:43 pm
Chicken pot pie.
What's a bong?
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