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My Graphics tutor owned... Zand0r!

He was on like 20mg of some anti-depression a day...

And he said some great quotes:
"Play Golf and you GO TO HELL!"
"If you're going to over do something, over do it!"
"Kids, don't do acid!" (Was describing one of my pictures.)

Eh, since I started *flex*working out*flexagain* I think I might have actually started putting on weight. Not much.. but I was *deleted* lbs for like.. most of this year and only went up/down one pound if I hadn't eaten much/had eaten tons the day before.

GAWD I HOPE I PUT ON WEIGHT AND GET SEKSI.

Wow, you even have a physical education option? We just got pushed into a shower room (mm..) and were told to get changed while the 50 year old PE teacher pulled a random crappy sport which was either a) football or b) rugby or c) football or d) rugby out of his a** and then told us to go outside in the freezing cold and do it.

For the last two years I *had* to do PE before it became an option I didn't do PE once. The PE teachers hated me so much they'd just look at me and go.. you're not doing it, right? And then I'd laugh and they'd go into their little metre by metre "office" and weep.

Phsyical > physical.

Oh.. I forgot we also got to do basketball like once or twice every year or if it was raining. Damned girls go to to do everything in the nice gym all the time like tennis, basketball.. err.. other indoor stuff I cannot think of.

I could have gone over to the girl's side as that was an option.. but.. yeah. I didn't feel like getting laughed at for the rest of the year kthx.


I picked Double Science I think instead of PE. Those 2/3 extra lessons a week were usually all doing crappy experiments which basically meant it was a free hour of just messing around while everyone else tried to work out how to use really simple chemicals/instruments and whatnot. I WON~

gonk gonk
I HAS BEEN TEH POKED BY THE FEMALE VERSION OF MEEE!111

*feels so dirty*

*gets naked and scrubs himself with rocks*

DON'T LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE!!!!!

*scrubs harder*

My whole body has been infected by that one, single touch. I must cleanse, I must purge, I must sanitize, I must purify.. I must scrub harder, scrub faster, scrub longer and scrub all over.

This infection you have afflicted upon me will only stop spreading once I have bled it out of me. So as I sit here in a puddle of my blood, naked, weeping, scrubbing ever harder think of what you have done. Think of what you have done hard and long and I hope, I just hope, that you are satisfied.

Oh.. woe is me.~~

*collapses*