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 Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:59 pm
*i look up at TRUE RAZGRIZ and say "that was pure stupidity lol" and i got more of it... lol
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:14 pm
*looks at Alfalfa and blinks with a surprised face* "sure let's have at'em and I got my own stupidities to show you if you're interrested?"
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:56 pm
*starts to laugh and says "y not..."
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:32 pm
"y then" answers Razgriz and pulls out a somewhat large-ball rasory and says "this baby is always with me I hang it on my belt but not for good luck if that's what you think"
he unhooks it from one point, takes one of the balls and shouts "GET DOWN!!!" and he throws it into the training room and out comes a big blast that kicks up a lot of dirt
all covered in dirt Razgriz says with a grin from ear to ear "these are molds of some very shock-sensitive explosives that I can make and they are really helpfull"
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:13 pm
*looks up from the dirt with a stuned face. that was sweet!!! i say laughing. wat else do you have in there?
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:57 pm
"well I've got this explosive mixture that is so unstable that if you balance it on a door handle and someone tries to open the door it explodes"
answered Razgriz and then he said "ooh I just rememberd I have some thermite here this baby can burn at degrees over 1000 Celsius (1832 Fahrenheit) it can burn through any metal save tungesten and can do wonders to the flesh so if you want just get something that you want to burn and we'll light this little pack and see what happens hehehehehe"
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:52 pm
*looks at him with shock.. yr all kinds of creazy boy.. lets do it lol.. and ill show u something that will rilly blow yr mind
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:06 pm
okay I'll get the unstable stuff first *he takes out a small plastic package about the size of a baby's hand and says "this little baby can easilly knock down a steel door" he puts the paste on small tray in the other room and ties a small string to the end of the tray and rolls to the room with alfalfa in it and pulls the string real fast
as the tray is pulled away the paste is flung in the air and explodes with a real bang throwing everything around and burning most of the stuff and breaking the tray into tiny pieces
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:23 pm
DUDE THAT WAS SWEET!!... as i look around, seeing all that remeans... ok my tern. but ferst i need something the eat then ill show you. as i reach into my bag and pull out a packet of gray stuff that looks like yogert. do you want some? its easy to make even thow i have no clue wats in it lol im just kinding. u dont smoke do u? if u do dont light one up for a half an hour.
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:43 pm
nah I don't smoke but what's that stuff? it kinda looks the my brown shock sensitive explosive paste
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:58 pm
well rilly its kind of like it, but not.. you see this stuff you can eat if you run out of food in the wastelands or if yr to lazy to go to the mess hall, it tasts like outemeal but smels like crap and berns if u smoke lol. you can make it in to almost any shape. see look.... as i form a hand full into a little bunny i place it at the end of the room with a timer set for 10 secons. i run to the safe side but it wont matter.. BOOOM!!!! a flash of light and a clowd of smoke fall every were... i look up to see a smoking crater were the bunny was. i walk over to it as im saying to my self "man there going to be pissed about this....
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:54 pm
(we've already wrecked the whole bunker)
wow look at that blast and you EAT that stuff???
well it's my turn so it's time for THERMITE!!!
oh yeah
*I pull a canister filled with thermite and with a magnesium tape acting as a fuse*
you see thermite only burns if you have enough heat and the manesium gives off that heat
*I light it up and throw it in the center of the room and we hear a loud hiss
I turn around and I see it eating through the floor*
so whaddya think? some cement should cover it up right?
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:17 pm
i start to laugh but then stop and think for a sec..... i think we should leave before the boss man walks in ya know? lol
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:08 pm
Walking by the demolitions bunker on the way to my office, I hear loud explosions coming from the demolitions bunker. Quickly striding in, the echo of footfalls on concrete being heard in the room after the very last explosion with thermite. He gave a frown that's hidden by his helmet at the two in front of him, giggling like little school girls about blowing his bunker to hell. "What in the ******** are you doing soldiers?! Clean this s**t up and repair all the damages! This is for demolitions personnel only or for normal soldiers to train dismantling FAKE traps! If you want to set off live explosives without any training, waste resources, then go do it out in the wasteland or better yet, in the god damned box! Get to work cleaning this place up on the double!", his voice quite high, considered to be a yell. But it was an order, not up for question, the two in front of him better clean up their mess and restore the place like it was brand new or they'd get more than chewed out.
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:49 am
Razgriz sprang into attention when he heard the General's recognizable steps and when the general finished scolding them he said "yes sir!"
and as soon as the general left the room he turned to alfalfa and said "man that was harsh I never saw him this upset before"
okay let's start cleaning think you can get us some concrete?
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