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 Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:28 pm
Killer lights a cigarette near an aerosol can, and it explodes!
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 5:36 pm
*Jarvinin is mauled to death by birds after a certain blue dragon sprinkled some bread crumbs on her. her corpse was later found a few inches away from her sight of death covered in birdie poo. when the investigator poked at her corpse a pigeon that had been nesting in her hallowed out rib cage few away, but later retuned to its nest*
aren't you special? XD
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:03 am
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Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:10 pm
*suffocates Chris with adorable bunnies of doom*
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:40 am
*Resara is surrounded by The Knights of Ni, and they refuse to stop saying "Ni" until Resara cuts down a tree with a herring. Tired of listening to the chorus of, "Ni!" she goes fishing to find a herring and falls in, drowning.*
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:43 pm
*Hannah is stuffed into a rocket ship on it's way to Mars when the auto pilot goes on the fritz, colliding the ship with an asteroid. in impact shatters a small hole in the window of the ship, causing Hannah to be sucked out the small, jagged hole into the vacuum of space where she implodes on herself.*
i wonder why it is that im always killing you, Hannah?
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:29 pm
*Star eats an explosive mushroom, and it explodes inside of her.*
i dunno... fate, i guess.
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Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:25 pm
*beats star down with a bat and drops a quarter next to her head "the nearest payphone is two blocks down have fun crawling" *knowing payphones cost 50cents*
*plants proximity mines around Hannah and leaves the building*
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:28 am
ow
my ghost sets man-eating tigers on Killer, and they catch up with him and rip him to shreds.
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 3:44 pm
II Hanna_Jarvinin II is walking down the street in the middle of the day. She's walking, when she notices a slight screeching noise. She turns around and looks at the sky and there I am in a space fighter. She runs toward the nearest alley, hoping to escape me, but it's 2 late! Down comes mah FIREY FURY OF FIRE!!! and she's all like, burning_eyes I flew away with the satisfaction of my mission fufilled 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:57 pm
fireballdino strangles himself by accident while performing a marionette puppet show
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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:54 pm
Res's bunny become angry at the fact she is pointing a gun at it and eats her
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:14 am
Walks behind pandaman and slices his head off with a scythe.
Any Questions?
No.
Good.
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:31 pm
drips his tail off and suves it down his through
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:46 pm
Luckily the tail was detachable, zero thinks as he pulls it out of his mouth and reattaches it, wile at the same time reaching for his flame thrower. he points it at 1-800-i-hate STALKERS and pauses for just a moment before pulling the trigger and frying the poor gaian to bit's... Zero walks over to the corpse and snatches a piece of octopus and eats it. "mmmm calamari..." he says walking down teh street...
((XD soo bored....))
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