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 Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:11 am
Aaaahahaha. That phrase always reminds me of my brother's t-shirt.
Religions of the World
Taoism: s**t Happens.
Hare Krishna: s**t Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
Hinduism: This s**t Happened Before.
Islam: If s**t Happens, Take A Hostage.
Zen: What Is The Sound Of s**t Happening?
Buddhism: When s**t Happens, Is It Really s**t?
Confucianism: Confucius Say, "s**t Happens."
7th Day Adventist: s**t Happens On Saturdays.
Protestanism: s**t Won't Happen If I Work Harder.
Catholicism: If s**t Happens, I Deserve It.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "s**t Happens."
Unitarian: What Is This s**t?
Judaism: Why Does This s**t Always Happen To Us?
Rastafarianism: Let's Smoke This s**t.
Southern Baptist: Send Us Money And s**t Won't Happen.
I know it's old, but it'll never die. XD
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:44 am
Those are so awesome 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:39 am
Quote: Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "s**t Happens." That is hands down the best one.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:44 am
HAHA, I know. XD Especially since I live next to a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses. They're nice though. (:
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:22 am
Ever notice how they always come in pairs? Have you ever met just one Jehova's Witness? I haven't.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:16 pm
Would you like to be out all alone going door-to-door to people who find you annoying enough as it is, without the added knock?
:/ I wouldn't.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:49 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:37 pm
Sometimes they go out in groups of three so they can surround you on the street in the pouring rain stressed
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:26 pm
Hehe..
AAAAHHHHHH PRISON BREAK!! =DDDDDD
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:47 pm
Gawd. I went to London and all the souvenir places had those. And lots of "Big Ben" pencil sharpeners.
I was sorely tempted to buy a "My went to London and all I got was this dumb t-shirt" ones and doctor it to say "I went to London and all I could afford was a tube map and this dumb t-shirt."
I was sorely tempted to the undies with the tube maps on them. I was always getting lost. It could have been helpful...
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:23 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:38 am
I hate how they always leave you with a cliff hanger scream I was like, "omg nuuuuu! eek " then I realized it was the end of the episode and I was like, "OMGWTF NUUUUUUU! gonk "
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:37 am
I'm like that every week when I watch lost.
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:44 am
Yeah, Lost tends to do it a lot more than Prison Break. I hold a passionate hatred for that stupid black background, with "Lost" in stupid white letters.
Okaaayyy, temporary memory lapse. I forget how the show ended. DX I know I was pissed off though. Uuuhhh, was it with the car? When it rolled over with Lincoln in it? No... I don't think that was at the end... Uuurrrggg... It couldn't have been with Wenty because he'd just gotten his ce- HEEEYYY!! That awful guard, that was about to steal the money and watch? YES! ******** you. Bye. And eerrr, did anyone find the part where Haywire threatened Wenty a little creepy? Because I seriously did. :/
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:00 am
Did he go all ...haywire on him?
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