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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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 Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:11 pm
*not knowing what to do condom walks up to star and goes to make a truce than realizes the golden rule*...*splodes killing star*
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:52 am
first, are you a boy or a girl?
second, *pulls out a ray gun and vaporizes Killer*
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:00 pm
II Hannah_Jarvinin II first, are you a boy or a girl? second, *pulls out a ray gun and vaporizes Killer* im a boy *grows several hundred feet tall and squashes jar*
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:05 am
*saws down tree and it lands on killer*
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:31 pm
*burns down tree setting foret on fire killign jar after squashing me*
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:10 am
*tranquilizes killer, dumps him into forest fire, and watches him burn to ashes*
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:05 am
*makes Wanderer choke on a candy cane*
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:09 pm
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:06 pm
*turns killer into water and collects him in a water bottle. he bubbles angry words at me. i use a summoning jutsu and summon a small goldfish which i put in the water bottle along with killer.*
um....... idk what to do with him now..... stare
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:55 pm
you should boil the water.
*fells a huge pine tree onto star.*
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:12 pm
*stands up rubbing head*
damn! you almost broke one of my horns! stressed scream
*turns Jar into a big tree that is sawed down, dragged through mud, and shipped to a factory. most of her is mad into chairs that will be forever farted on. the rest of her is made into paper that gets eaten by small children.*
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:38 pm
*star goes on a field trip to a hot dog factory and is "accidentally" pushed into a whole bunch of dead pig by her by best friend. she yells for help but no one can hear her. she is grounded with pig carcasses into hot dogs and is eaten by obese baseball fans.*
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:19 pm
eek
*runs up to jar and asplodes*
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:19 pm
*ships killer to the sun where he is hugged to death my its fiery inhabitants*
burning_eyes
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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:52 pm
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