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 Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:44 pm
You become a cripple and can't work there any more.
I wish I had something nice to eat.
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:50 pm
You end up with a room full of tasty food that you can't possibly eat and it all rots, creating a really nasty odor.
I wish I could tear myself away from this site to study.
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:05 pm
you start to study and miss the most brilliantly excellent Gaia event to ever hit the inter-waves!
I wish I knew what I was working over Christmas
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 5:50 pm
It turns out to really suck.
I wish senior projects would be done already
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:46 am
They're done, but you have to do yours again.
I wish I had a kettle here.
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:51 pm
It's so tiny you can't use it.
I wish my hair dye would last longer.
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:01 pm
It lasts forever so you cant change the color again.
I wish I had more time before my shift tomorrow.
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 5:37 pm
Your shift never arrives, so you never get paid.
I wish my ear would stop hurting.
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:00 pm
You have no ears to hurt.
I wish I could travel through time.
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:42 pm
Your time machine breaks in 110 BC and you have to wait a bajillion years for the parts you need to fix it.
I wish I wasn't sick.
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:56 pm
you're not sick, you're dead.
I wish I could go to sleep.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:21 am
You go into a coma.
I wish my math teacher would just give up and let us have a break for the last few days of the semester.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:38 pm
he forgets to teach you the last and most important thing meaning you fail.
I wish my computer was in better condition.
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:46 pm
It works perfectly, but you lose it.
I wish I didn't have a cold.
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:00 am
You have the plaque instead.
I wish I didn't have stomach ache.
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