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 Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:02 pm
No, that's not it at all. She just talks to anything remotely animate but the retardation thing is a little bit physical so she's limitted to talking loudly or, well, pretty much loudly. She can try to whisper but... well, it just doesn't work that well. My mom describes the problem like this, "it's like an elephant trying to tiptoe." She just can't do it right.
As for the food a friend of mine heard her having a conversation with herself to just walk away from the food while she loaded up multiple plates with everything appealing in the fridge... she eats the whole bag of bread in one sitting- it's horrifying if you know the actual extent of the problem.
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:39 pm
Shokushu Naw, if I kill one retarded person there will be nothing to stop me from trying to kill them all. Pretty soon even I won't be able to tell myself from a monster and while I stop to think about that one of you will dash up to me and decapitate me. now you know what it's like to get up in the morning and be one of us.
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:36 am
Oh, I thought you guys had got yourselfs only killing monsters through frequent and violent repetition.
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:02 am
Shokushu Oh, I thought you guys had got yourselfs only killing monsters through frequent and violent repetition. when one deals with monsters, he should take care that he does not become one himself.
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:03 pm
Well ya.
So the things to not do so as to not become a monster list has two etries now:
1. eat monsters
2. go on an endless (non-monster) killing spree
What else should I (and everyone else, I guess,) be careful about so as to not become a monster?
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:48 pm
Shokushu What else should I (and everyone else, I guess,) be careful about so as to not become a monster? *Wisps by* It helps not to die some terribly heartbroken or otherwise traumatic death.
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:08 pm
Banshi Shokushu What else should I (and everyone else, I guess,) be careful about so as to not become a monster? *Wisps by* It helps not to die some terribly heartbroken or otherwise traumatic death. yeah but if you do you get to come back as a hyper cute-black sugarenergy spewing ghost that keeps trying to steal my clothes because it "smells like me".
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:46 pm
Jon-OH yeah but if you do you get to come back as a hyper cute-black sugarenergy spewing ghost that keeps trying to steal my clothes because it "smells like me". !....... gonk ......... idea ......... *Rolls around in her pile of "Jon clothes"*
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:33 am
Well, I'm not interested in rolling around in your clothes so I'll try to avoid that one. Anything else I should be careful about?
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:06 pm
Shokushu Well, I'm not interested in rolling around in your clothes so I'll try to avoid that one. Anything else I should be careful about? bears.
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:27 pm
o_O Bears turn people into monsters?
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 12:22 am
Shokushu o_O Bears turn people into monsters? no don't be silly, i just advise you avoid them.
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:48 am
So aside from the loss of self control and a tragic death I don't have to worry about turning into a monster very much?
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:36 pm
Shokushu So aside from the loss of self control and a tragic death I don't have to worry about turning into a monster very much? Avoid drinking things that glow or touching strange rocks from space. Also, try not to roll round in anything that was once radioactive. And try not to jam any gems of dark and foreboding power into your head or chest.......and don't get bitten by anything that's contagious. Other than that, you should be fine so long as you don't trigger some long forgotten curse or unlock a greater elemental evil. ......not that I've been involved in any of the afore mentioned situations before as to have a relative amount of experience in these matters.
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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 11:56 am
Banshi Shokushu So aside from the loss of self control and a tragic death I don't have to worry about turning into a monster very much? Avoid drinking things that glow or touching strange rocks from space. Also, try not to roll round in anything that was once radioactive. And try not to jam any gems of dark and foreboding power into your head or chest.......and don't get bitten by anything that's contagious. Other than that, you should be fine so long as you don't trigger some long forgotten curse or unlock a greater elemental evil. ......not that I've been involved in any of the afore mentioned situations before as to have a relative amount of experience in these matters. OH also don't piss off any of your more tempermental dieties, or certain kinds of mages who might, through no further action than you standing there, might change you into some kind of monster.
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