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 Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:19 pm
IT SUCKS WHEN GIRLS BLEED. D'X
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:37 pm
YER MOM LAWL IT SUCKS WHEN GIRLS BLEED. D'X
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:38 am
YER MOM LAWL IT SUCKS WHEN GIRLS BLEED. D'X Sucks more when boys bleed. We're not meant to. :/
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:56 am
A.R.G.U.S Mykal YER MOM LAWL IT SUCKS WHEN GIRLS BLEED. D'X Sucks more when boys bleed. We're not meant to. :/ Speaking of... have I said lately how much I HATE Canadian Thissel? Think Freddy Kruger in plant form.. damn stuff cut my hand to shreds last night.
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:57 am
This is from a mailing list I am on..
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed
for the night.
They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed
it saying,
"Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace ... Take us to your leader."
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack of response and the older
alien said, "I'd calm down if I were you."
The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again,
there was no response.
Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he
drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in
peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!"
The older alien warned his comrade saying, "You don't want to do that
... I don't think you should make him mad!"
"Rubbish," Replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump
and opened fire.
There was a huge explosion.
A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his
feet and deposited him a burnt, crumpling mess about 200 yards away in a
cactus patch.
About a half hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he
refocused his three eyes and straightened his bent antenna and looked
dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big,
green head.
"What a ferocious creature!" Exclaimed the young, fried alien. "He
damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?"
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy
friend and replied, "If there's one thing I've learned during my
intergalactic travels, when a guy has a p***s he can wrap around himself
twice and then stick it in his ear, you don't want to mess with him!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 6:02 am
xd
Funny.
I thought it'd be related to suicide bombers somewhat.
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:05 am
HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY MIKE!
IF I WERE IN ENGLAD I'D GIVE YOU A HUG.
heart
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:06 am
The Mighty Z-Rex YER MOM LAWL IT SUCKS WHEN GIRLS BLEED. D'X
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 7:25 am
Hmm, anyone wanna model for me? I am working on a clothing line to raise up some money mrgreen  Clothing was easier to put together.. I am working one some really nice satelite imagery related stuff as well. cafepress storeI don't know.. the humor may be too geeky for most people to understand.. oh well.
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:15 am
Only if I can model the thong.
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 8:49 am
irrelavant Only if I can model the thong. Hrm.. confused
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:04 am
YER MOM LAWL HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY MIKE!
IF I WERE IN ENGLAD I'D GIVE YOU A HUG.
heart Thankyou.
whee <********. That S and M CD kicks all forms of a**, from many directions, at the speed of light.
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:13 am
D K irrelavant Only if I can model the thong. Hrm.. confused
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:29 am
irrelavant Only if I can model the thong. 
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:44 am
YER MOM LAWL The Mighty Z-Rex YER MOM LAWL IT SUCKS WHEN GIRLS BLEED. D'X
Har har.
Mike - Happy Birthday, man.
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