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 Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:31 pm
Merlin: You don't know why I was born like this, do you?
Gaius: No.
Merlin: I'm not a monster, am I?
Gaius: Don't ever think that.
Gaius: What did your mother say to you about your gifts?
Merlin: That I was special.
Gaius: You are special. The likes of which I've never seen before.
Merlin: What do you mean?
Gaius: Well... magic requires incantations, spells that take years to study. What I saw you do was... elemental. Instinctive.
Merlin: What's the point if it can't be used?
Gaius: That I do not know. You are a question that has never been posed before, Merlin.
Merlin: Did you ever study magic?
Gaius: Uther banned all such work twenty years ago.
Merlin: Why?
Gaius: People used magic for the wrong ends at that time. It threw the natural order into chaos. Uther made it his mission to destroy everything from back then, even the dragons.
Merlin: What, all of them?
Gaius: There was one dragon he chose not to kill. He kept it as an example. He imprisoned it in a cave deep beneath the castle where no-one can free it.
-merlin
(the dragons call)
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:49 pm
Polygraph Operator: I'm going to ask you a series of control questions. Are you currently in a seated position?
Klaatu: Yes.
Polygraph Operator: Are you human?
Klaatu: My body is.
Polygraph Operator: Do you feel pain?
Klaatu: My Body does.
Polygraph Operator: Are you aware of an impending attack on the planet earth?
Klaatu: You should let me go.
-the day the earth stood still
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Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:41 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:36 pm
"there can be only one!"
-highlander
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Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:45 pm
Albrecht: Are you Eric Draven?
Draven: Not if it's a crime.
-the crow stairway to heaven
the soul can't rest
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Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:28 pm
[taking a picture with George Knox and Roger]
Photographer: It looks like a prison photo.
George Knox: [after Roger tells him about the real Angels] Great! A psycho kid. David, you'd think they'd screen these people.
-angels in the outfield
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:24 pm
"She tackles everyday life with a perverted innocence that just makes you want to give her a big hug... and then stand back very quickly while checking to see if everything is still attached. -- Roman Dirge explaining Lenore. "
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:32 pm
Doc: Tell me Future Boy...Who's president of the united States in 1985?
Marty: Ronald Reagan
Doc: Ronald Reagan?!! The ACTOR?!!! And who's Vice-president? Jerry Lewis?
-back to the future (part 1)
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:47 pm
Colonel Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: I'm on Planet 'X' lookin' for a dweeb who wears green fatigues. He wears glasses.
[puts his hands around his eyes]
Skaara: [puts his hands around his eyes, copying O'Neil]
Colonel Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: He has long hair.
[puts his hand to his head and brings it down]
Skaara: [salutes]
Colonel Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: And he
[pretends to sneeze]
Colonel Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: sneezes.
Skaara: Ich!
[clucks like a chicken]
Colonel Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: Chicken. Chicken! Yes, Chicken Man!
-Stargate (1994)
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:03 pm
Rorschach: You people don't understand. I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!
-watchmen
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:05 pm
Rorschach: I don't like you.
Psychologist: Well, why is that?
Rorschach: Because you're fat.
-watchmen
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:06 pm
Rorschach: I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says Life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. The Great Clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliaci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll On snare drum. Curtains.
-watchmen
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:07 pm
Jon Osterman: I have walked on the surface of the Sun... witnessed events so tiny and so fast, that they can hardly be said to have occurred at all. But you, Adrian, you're just a man. The world's smartest man poses no more threat to me than does it's smartest termite.
-watchmen
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:00 pm
Sara: My brother and I, we're not from your planet.
Jack Bruno: Well, you don't look like aliens.
Sara: What's an alien look like?
Jack Bruno: You know what aliens look like! They're like little green people with antennas, and "Take me to your leader, Earthlings!"
-race to witch mountain
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