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REPLY~~~~~~!!!
Whoooo~~~ I'm back. ^__^ Well I have finally posted my fanfic, and I've put that aside for the moment. I don't get why people see it, and don't review....How sad. Tsk. But anywhoo I'm-well we're back. Sort of.

Just to catch up: Riku and Sora were out on a romantic, loevly date, planning for it to be flawless (to Riku). However a certain redhead came back and hired the trio-Rikku, Yuffie,a nd Aerith to destroy this date. In the end Sora got slapped, mad, and hurt and now Riku must find a way to get abck with Sora.....but that might not be so easy if the other girls are helping!

Teesh. That sounded like a book summary. Anyways let's talk about my day....

O.O

What's that you wnat tor ead the dialogue piece now. Oh fine meanie. ^__^

The Final Resolution

Yuffie: Let's go then! *runs off*

Selphie: Wing-chan is it a good idea to let those three help Riku?

Wing-chan: I hope too Selphie. But see I don't have any ideas and those three.....Oh we're doomed!! Riku's doomed!! *cries*

Yuna: Um...excuse me, are you Kairi?

Wing-chan: No. But....yes I am!! *thinks-She CAN help Riku*

Yuna: Oh good. So how may I help you?

Wing-chan: There's this boy named Riku,a nd he's having boyfriend trouble. He needs a plan to get back with Sora. Have any ideas?

Yuna: That's awful!! Hm? *thinks* I do have an idea!!

~~~~~~~Meanwhile at My-And Riku/Sora's House~~~~~~~~

Sora: ........

Riku: .........

Sora: Riku....?

Riku: Yes? -in thought-please let it be good.

Sora: Put your shirt back on. *looks away* *mad*

Riku: But I thought....*in thought-Crud. I was sure Sora would like that, and forgive me. Oh....I need to use my soft side now.*
You know we have questions to answer still? You know....the ones we do together.

Sora: hey everyone!!! *fake smiles* Okay let's answer.
First question from Kendragon :

Kendra has some questions. ^^

Quote:

-Sora, this is a bit of a weird question, but whats it like doing it with the sex god? x33

Sora: *blushes* redface redface redface redface redface
What's it like?! Oh gosh it's like.....amazing, and wow! I mean -WOW-! It's so great, and wonderful, and passionate. I mean it's like I went to heaven!! Think of it as seeing Riku without his shirt standing in front of you. Imagine that. *fews seconds to imagine* It's 100x better than that!! THAT!!! Oh gosh....OH GOSH is the smex good with Riku!! *blushes even more, and is really hyper*

Riku: *smirks* Didn't know I was that good.....But see you like it so much I guess I could-

Sora: NO! I hate you right now!

Riku: Me? You kissed my brother in front of me!! And it wasn't a simple kiss either-it looked more passionate than ours!!

Sora: I kiss you with all my heart!!! Shut up, and go. I never wnat to see you again. Never. *hiss*

Riku: But .....Sora....

Sora: WHAT?!

Riku: I love you.... crying crying crying crying cry

Sora: Riku....just go.

*And so Riku leaves with a very sad face, and sits outside the steps*

Riku: *cries*

Rikku: Awwww that is so cute!!! Oh man I actually feel guilty now. They are a cute couple. Now girls let us think!

Yuffie: I think a card should be good enough. Or a present. I know I'd like that!!

Rikku: Come on!! That's stupid. *imitates Riku* "Yeah Sora here a card after I insulted you, and slapped you. Now let's kiss baby!" NO! That is so bad. Hm? Hm? Hmmmmm?

Yuffie: Well what's your plan then?!

Rikku: A striptease....I mean he is good-looking.

Aerith: Both your ideas are bad. Rikku's yours is...

Rikku: Kinky. Horny. Yup. But Riku is-

Aerith: Not. He has feelings for Sora too. Not just lust. Now if we're going to plan let's make it a very good one. Let me see how about we ...we.....make Riku do something.

Rikku: Duh! He has to "do" something. Sheesh.

Yuffie: She's only trying to help!!

Rikku: And that is why people think you love her..... wink whee whee

Yuffie: What!?

Aerith: But we're not.... redface redface redface eek

Yuffie: stare

Rikku: We suck. End of story. We need guy help like ....like....

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~5 minutes later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Axel: Hey cool. I'm on this thread now. hey everyone! Roxas look!

Roxas: That's great Axel. Just behave...for once.

Axel: Man you sound like a mother, and wife..... wink wink wink whee whee whee whee

Roxas: Shut up you. So girls what do you want?

Aerith: We need you to help us solve a problem. You see Riku slapped Sora,a nd now Sora's mad, and hates him. Riku loves him so, and wnats to get back. What do we do?

Roxas: Why are you asking me?!

Axel: I'll help you. *whispers-Roxas can be stupid...but he's my stupidhead (Roxas-Hey!)* The solution is simple. Get Riku to show his love.

Rikku:[/violet] Great! Great! But how, and what?

Axel: And that....you'll figure out on your own.

Yuffie: *Tsk.* *in thought-In other words he doesn't know. How usual...*

Aerith: Well that was....

Roxas: Yeah I know. Bye now. *slams door*

Yuffie: *huffs* What is so important that they have to slam the door at us?! *peeks at the window* OMG!!

Rikku: Oh what?! *peeks* Oh wow that is sooooo hawt!!! And Kinky. Oh what lookie at what he's doing.

Aerith: We really.....Oh the heck with it! *peeks*
*blushes*

^__^ In the house ^__^

Axel: What would happen if I licked you here....on this part of the neck....

Roxas: heart heart heart heart heart *moans* Yeah that's good..... heart heart

^__^ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yuffie: Tehehehe. I am so blackmailing them later.

Rikku: Good show. Good show. But .Rikua nd Sora must be hotter.....since Riku is the word-HAWT.

Yuna: Excuse me are you the girls helping Riku and Sora?

Rikku: Yes Yuna!!! Yes!! *hugs her*

Yuna: Tehehehehehe. Okay now this is what we're gonna do. Wing-chan, and Selphie approved....

~~~~~~~~~~~10 minutes later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Riku: This si so fake. I swear he'll never believe it, but.....

Sephy Just do it brother.....*shudders* Do it!

Riku: Fine. Go Sephy..Tehehehehehe.

Sephy: *comes into the house with a toy gun but Sora doesn't know* Sora you little jerk! I will kill you for kissing me back there!

Sora: *who was asleep* Ekk! Seph!! Whata re you gonna do with that gun?!

Yuffie: Go Riku, Go!! *sings-Go, Go Riku! Go Go!*

Riku: *rolls eyes* Seph no don't!! Don't hurt him!!

Sephy: Shut up. *shots*

*Note-The gun makes the shotting noise, and Riku has under his shirt a spot that looks as if it's been shot.*

Sora: RIKU! RIKU! *rusn to him and catches him*

Riku: Sora....ahhhh....I'm sorry....

Sora: Riku..*cries* No.....

Riku: Sora....I'm sorry....

Sora: Riku.....?

Riku: Yes.....

Sora: You suck at acting. I can so tell this is an act.

Riku: It's not darn you-I'm dying!!! Opps.....How did you know?

Sora: You cna be the whatest boy in the world, and are, but your acting is terrible.

Riku: But you know I would save you from a bullet shot Sora. *sad puppy-like eyes*

Sora: Hm?

Rikku: Oh her'es your proof!!! *pulls trigger*

Aerith and Yuffie: NOOOOOOOO!!!

Riku: What the-....ahhhh......SORA!

Sora: RIKU! What did you do....darn you girl!! What did you do!!

Rikku: I-I just wanted to help....

Sora: But you hurt him....Riku....no please don't. Please..I love you.....

Riku:.........

Sora: RIKU!!

*Let's see what happens....*

Sora: I forgive you.....Just please Riku.....Please.....*cries* Ooooo I want to die too!!!

Yuffie: Do you really forigve him?

Sora: A-huh. *sniffs and nods*

Wing-chan: Okay!! Good!! Come in Yuna!!!

Yuna: It worked. Now let's use my magic to Cure. *cure*

Aerith: But you can only activate it by doing as they do in Fairy Tales. Kiss of true love. Tehehehehehe.

*So it happens. Sora places his lips over Riku's*

Riku: Wha....

Sora: WAI-WAI~~~~~~~~!!!! *kissies all over*

Riku: Forgive? *puppy eyes*

Sora: Forgive!!

[Insert your idea here-C'mon be inventive ^_~]

All girls there: Awwwwwwwww!!!! Hurray!!! heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart heart

Yuffie: See we did it!! So what's our reward Wing-chan?!

Wing-chan: Oo?

The Trio: Our reward...Remember.

Wing-chan: Riiiight. Umm....look a bird!! *points to sky*

*blinks*

Wing-chan: Fine. It's a Moogle.

Trio: Where?!

*runs away*

Well I ahve to run along now, before the Trio gets me. They probably will, but I need a headstart. So now everything's back to normal -I think.
Anywho what's the idea for the next reply

Oh something I call- A Day In The Auction Centre

Sounds interessante? It's a normal auction, but knows what'll happen. *wink*

Well I hope you enjoyed this one too. ^__^
Feed me cookies!!! Pwease?

Bye-bye now!!!! ekkkk-since when did Kairi wake up, run fast, and have SoulEater ?!!  

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Have people read our last reply.

O.O I fear I'm losing them...... sad  

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Thank-Joo for the cookies!! ^__^ *very happy Wing-chan*
_mikasawn_ *hugs joo*

Oh a pervy reply huh? Well I think it's only fair. However if you wnat the dialogue (because I cna't post it here) you'll have to PM me for that.

I'll just put the nice still smexy version here.
When? Well tomorrow maybe but I might be gone for the day so count on Monday.

What's the next reply about:

You'll have to find out.

Riku: Dammit! *bites bottom lip* Whatever Wing-chan is planning...for keeping me and my control lik this....*growls* Meanie!!

Sora: *kisses his cheek* Oh c'mon Riku. You deserve a punishment. Like Torrina-chan said You put me through so much trauma.....I'm sad.

Riku: But tying me up when your in bed all nakey is not nice!! It's mean! MEAN!

Sora: *giggles* At least you have a show....*blushes*

Riku: *red wrists* I want to make love dammmit!! Sora please...come....Pleaase!!

Sora: Wing-chan tyed me up to....

Riku: *gonk* Wing-chan this is mean.....*cries*

Wing-chan: Oh hush it. It's only for two minutes. Geez.  

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Guessy who's back?!! heart heart heart heart heart

Yup Wing-chan. The One and Only, oh and the the boys anf gang of course! Tehehehehehe. And I'm not just saying that because their glaring at me.

So there will be make-up smex, and stuff, but if you wanna read the feisty stuff then you'll just have to Pm me.

Now let me talk about my day, well today we-*blabs blabs blabs*

Riku: *still tied up* Gods it's been more than two minutes Wing-chan, give me my Sora!!

Wing-chan: Not until you answer questions. We've been depriving them of answers.

Riku: WHAH!!~~~~ Oj fine. Hurry I can't keep my lust anymore...Sora you better watch your self! *growls*

Sora: Your scaring me Riku. You really are. *scared*

Riku: *very hungry look* Oh you better be.

Wing-chan: Okaie that's nice! Now let's give people answers! This Question comes from

Silent.Moonlight.Breeze

Quote:

Hey Sora! I have a question! umm...what always looks delicious with white whipped icing all over it? (nooo...I'm not implying anything..really!)

Wing-chan: O.O whee wink wink wink wink That's one interesting....*giggles*

Sora: Huh? Oh. Well....I would have to say...chocolate cake or starberries. Or anything else in the dessert family. Or....*blushes* Riku's.....umm.....yeah..... sweatdrop

Riku: *blushing* *smirks* Really Sora? Wanna test it then... wink whee

Sora: Eww! Riku! Nope. You have to learn your lesson silly. And I would never do that.....Ewww~~~!

Riku: *dissappointed* Okay questions are done. Now let me GO!!! *struggles* Dame person who invented ropes, and handcuffs....!! *sees Sora's nakey form* Dame them!!

Sora: *giggles* Alright next question from:

Oo~LoveLess~Ritsuka~Oo

Quote:

1. Riku, are the rumors true about your "thing" being like totally huge as Sora states in a variety of fanfics, "I can't belive you're so huge!" while you're about to do him?

2. Sora, is it true that you are small in comparison to Riku? "bannana-wise"

Sora: O.O *blushing hotly* redface redface redface Well I can say one thing. It's ..well.....normal? I guess nice, but umm.....mine isn't banana-size or anything. It's pretty -

Riku: Sora's "thing" is good. That's all I'm gonna say before I rip this freakin' wall!!

Sora: *blushes* I refuse to answer this question.

Riku: Okay mine may be, and no it isn't. It's normal sized. peopel like it big-why, I don't care right now!! I want my Sora....!! give me my Sora!!

Wing-chan: aww he's whinign and begging now. I must take a picture of him in this state and blackmail him later.

*Click*

Wing-chan: Well i guess I could-

Axel: No. No. Drive Riku madder. It'll be fun to watch. *smiles*

Roxas: Axel shut up. If it were you, you'd be begging for me too. Don't be mean now to them.

Axel: Your a meanie!

Roxas: Yeah. Yeah. Now just untie Riku man. Look at him he's pratically dying. You should be ashamed.

Wing-chan: I'm not. Say where are the others?

Roxas: On your spare rooms. In the basement. They're ALL their. Better fix that cloning machine.

Wing-chan: Huh? Everyone?! gonk Oh man....everyone....oh well I wuv 'em all!! heart heart heart heart heart heart
Just tell them to keep the place clean, and I mean it!

Axel & Roxas: We will.

~~~~~~Back To Buisness~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Tifa: So will you?

Wing-chan: I guess. He's learned, haven't you silver haired kitten? *pat pats head*

Riku: I have. Just please.....let me go.....*cries*

*So Wing-chan unties, but Tifa had her own plans. She pushed Sora into the bathroom, and told Sora to lock the door. Sora did. O.O*

Riku: *bangs door* NO! NO!! NOOOOO!! You can not-you two can not be so cruel!! *bangs bangs* Let me in!!~~~~ ARGH~~~~!!

Tifa: He will later....Or maybe after he takes a bath. Who knows?

Riku: *unzips his pants* I can't take it!! I just can't!! *umm....you can guess why he unzipped in the first place, but he's touching himself*
Please! Please! Sora!! SORA!! *groans* *bangs*

Tifa: We don't need to see that. Okay but first let me think of soemthing good. This has to be a good session. So let me get Ice Cream now. *runs and comes back with ice cream*

Tifa: here, you'll need this. Sora open up.

Sora: *so he does* Rik-MMFLLLLL!! *groans* Oh Riku...gosh i missed this baby.....

Wing-chan & Tifa : Welp, we'll go now. Bye boys.*giggles*
But please keep my room clean!! At least somewhat.....

Riku and Sora: Oh..w-we...w-ILL! RIKU!

Riku: *runs up his hands up and down Sora's legs widly* Oh gosh Sora..*groans* Oh gosh keeping moving those hips..oh gosh these legs.....*and goes wilder*
*licks his love's neck*

Sora: Oh..god.....this is so.....good.....*groans* heart heart heart heart heart
Please.....go a bit faster.....OhOhOH!! SO GOOD!! RIKU!! NGHH!

Riku: SORA!! I'm gonna try things now!!*growls*

[ Here is where I'll stop. I have no idea if I went by the limit all ready but here I stop. Want the rest than ask. Just ask, and you'll recieve it.]

[Now two hours later]

Sora: *pants pants* Riku....that was....*groans* amazing. I mean....wow.....

Riku: *pants* I-I...k-know....

Sora: *pulls Riku down for a wet kiss* Mmmmm.

Riku: *turns it passionate*

Well that's all for now~~~~
We hope you did enjoy that. And I'm glad people find these funny.

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^__^
Your comments brighten my day, and inspire me more.

So what of next time-well....nothing special. Just a performance in which Sora and Kairi are casted as main stars, and Riku going jealous.
But no one wnats to see that, right? *wink*

And I will post a fanfic , based on these-kind of. It'll have plot and whatnot, but I'm working on one. But not yet.

Well later everyone!!~~~ ^__~ heart heart heart

*The G.A.N.G *

O.< I think i did pass Pg-13 with this one. Sorry.  

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How sad..no posts... sad cry