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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:14 pm
((Yes it was. Thanks for the lyrics Mira. I've had that song stuck in my head all day. lol))
((I can't wait to get the CD xd ...Gosh, the first time I heard it, it reminded me so much of me it wasn't funny because I miss the 80's...lol))
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:31 pm
((now completely unrelated to anything.... Undone- The Sweater Song by Weezer))
Oh me Baby Goddamn I am I can Sing and Hear me Know me
If you want to destroy my sweater Pull this thread as I walk away...
Oh no It go It gone Bye bye Do I I think I sink And I die
If you want to destory my sweater Pull this thread as I walk away Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked Lying on the floor, lying on the floor I've come undone
If you want to destory my sweater Pull this thread as I walk away Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked Lying on the floor, lying on the floor I've come undone
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Lunar Mirage Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:03 am
((And to be even more random... blaugh .))
X-Files Christmas
Bethlehem, Pa. 11:51 p.m., December 24th.
"We're too late! It's already been here."
"Mulder, I hope you know what you're doing."
"Look, Scully, just like the other homes: Douglas fir, truncated, mounted, transformed into a shrine; halls decked with boughs of holly; stockings hung by the chimney, with care."
"You really think someone's been here?"
"Someone, or something."
"Mulder, over here - it's a fruitcake."
"Don't touch it! Those things can be lethal."
"It's O.K. There's a note attached: 'Gonna find out who's naughty and nice.'"
"It's judging them, Scully. It's making a list."
"Who? What are you talking about?"
"Ancient mythology tells of an obese humanoid entity who could travel at great speed in a craft powered by antlered servants. Once a year, near the winter solstice, this creature is said to descend from the heavens to reward its followers and punish disbelievers with jagged chunks of anthracite." "But that's legend, Mulder - a story told by parents to frighten children. Surely you don't believe it?" "Something was here tonight, Scully. Check out the bite marks on this gingerbread man. Whatever tore through this plate of cookies was massive - and in a hurry."
"It left crumbs everywhere. And look, Mulder, this milk glass has been completely drained."
"It gorged itself, Scully. It fed without remorse."
"But why would they leave it milk and cookies?"
"Appeasement. Tonight is the Eve, and nothing can stop its wilding."
"But if this thing does exist, how did it get in? The doors and windows were locked. There's no sign of forced entry."
"Unless I miss my guess, it came through the fireplace."
"Wait a minute, Mulder. If you're saying some huge creature landed on the roof and came down this chimney, you're crazy. The flue is barely six inches wide. Nothing could get down there."
"But what if it could alter its shape, move in all directions at once?"
"You mean, like a bowl full of jelly?"
"Exactly. Scully, I've never told anyone this, but when I was a child my home was visited. I saw the creature. It had long white shanks of fur surrounding its ruddy, misshapen head. Its bloated torso was red and white. I'll never forget the horror. I turned away, and when I looked back it had somehow taken on the facial features of my father."
"Impossible."
"I know what I saw. And that night it read my mind. It brought me a Mr. Potato Head, Scully. It knew that I wanted a Mr. Potato Head!"
"I'm sorry, Mulder, but you're asking me to disregard the laws of physics. You want me to believe in some supernatural being who soars across the skies and brings gifts to good little girls and boys. Listen to what you're saying. Do you understand the repercussions? If this gets out, they'll close the X-files."
"Scully, listen to me: It knows when you're sleeping. It knows when you're awake."
"But we have no proof."
"Last year, on this exact date, SETI radio telescopes detected bogeys in the airspace over twenty-seven states. The White House ordered a Condition Red."
"But that was a meteor shower."
"Officially. Two days ago, eight prized Scandinavian reindeer vanished from the National Zoo, in Washington, D.C. Nobody - not even the zookeeper - was told about it. The government doesn't want people to know about Project Kringle. They fear that if this thing is proved to exist, the public will stop spending half its annual income in a holiday shopping frenzy. Retail markets will collapse. Scully, they cannot let the world believe this creature lives. There's too much at stake. They'll do whatever it takes to insure another silent night."
"Mulder, I -"
"Sh-h-h. Do you hear what I hear?"
"On the roof. It sounds like... a clatter."
"The truth is up there. Let's see what's the matter."
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 1:11 am
(( gonk I killed the thread!! gonk ))
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Lunar Mirage Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 9:53 pm
((*giggles* Where did you get that X-file Christmas thingy from? Lol Man I miss that show. Of course I could hear them in my head as I was reading that. whee ..I don't think you killed the thread sis.))
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 10:33 pm
((I've found it in a couple places, actually. I was looking for Christmas jokes for my .hack group on Yahoo, and found it out of the blue...I laughed so hard when I read it. xd ))
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Lunar Mirage Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:55 pm
((cowers in corner scarryyyy)
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 3:06 am
"Woah here she comes...look out boy she'll chew you up.. woah here she comes she's a man eatter.." whee Hall & Oats ! *feels old*
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Lunar Mirage Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 9:43 pm
(("Grow Old Along With Me" Originally written by John Lennon, but the only version I've heard sung is done by Mary Chapin Carpenter. 3nodding ))
(( heart Also dedicated to my sweetie heart ))
Grow old along with me The best is yet to be When our time has come We will be as one God bless our love God bless our love
Grow old along with me Two branches of one tree Face the setting sun When the day is done God bless our love God bless our love
Spending our lives together Man and wife together World without end World without end
Grow old along with me Whatever fate decrees We will see it through For our love is true God bless our love God bless our love
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 6:28 pm
*boogies down* Get ready tonight.. Gonna make this a night to remember
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 6:45 pm
((heh, for some reason that reminds me of a Christmas song))
A Christmas To Remember, Amy Grant
Twinkling lights A chill is in the air And carols everywhere Close your eyes it's almost here Candles and cards And favorite movie scenes The smell of evergreens As special as it's always been And I have a dream or two And maybe they will come true
Setting our hopes on a big snow tonight We'll wake up to a world of white And it's gonna be a Christmas to remember Light up the fire, play some Nat King Cole Always sentimental and don't you know That it's gonna be a Christmas to remember?
I know it's true Time doesn't stand still Many things can change But we know somethings never will The memories we share The songs we always sing The mystery of life The hopefulness this season brings
And I have a dream or two And maybe they will come true, come true
Setting our hopes on a big snow tonight We'll wake up to a world of white And it's gonna be a Christmas to remember Light up the fire play some Nat King Cole Always sentimental and don't you know That it's gonna be a Christmas to remember To remember
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 8:32 pm
(( blaugh I was listening to the radio last night and they were having a Disco Saturday night. whee ))
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Lunar Mirage Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:01 pm
((My personal fave Amy Grant Christmas song is "Breath of Heaven"))
I have traveled many moonless night Cold and weary, with a babe inside And I wonder what I've done Holy Father, you have come And chosen me now To carry your son
I am waiting in a silent prayer I am frightened by the load I bear In a world as cold as stone, Must I walk this path alone? Be with me now Be with me now
Chorus: Breath of heaven Hold me together Be forever near me Breath of heaven Breath of heaven Light up my darkness Pour over me your holiness For you are holy
Breath of heaven
Do you wonder as you watch my face If a wiser one one should have had my place But I offer all I am For the mercy of your plan Help me be strong Help me be Help me
(Chorus) (Chorus)
Breath of heaven Breath of heaven Breath of heaven
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:32 am
((awe, I never heard that one before))
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 7:57 am
I have hot pants for you.
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