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Once apon a time, there was a grape watermelon. It preferred to be known as the grapermelon, and was one day captured by the orange kingdom. They did terrible things to the grapermelon. Things like making him eat yellow potatoes full of spam. Also they sometimes poked him with branding irons until the orange fortress was stormed by the cows from planet crushathron who did not give milk but ACID! Then, the next day, they were bombarded by small green weasels who ate honeymustard. So this meant they had to evacuate the fortress immediately or risk being overtaken. Luckily, they were stocked with teleporters to bing in a large supply of pop-tarts for rations. Then, they evacuated to the land of Australia. But upon doing so, they were immediately mobbed by a large group of kangaroos. So now they had to fight back with a large picnic table that turned into a man-eating mech when it had salsa spilled on it. Unfortunately, they had no salsa. But then, they saw a pink frilly pony and manikorn. Luckily, if you mated the two, the offspring was salsa. But first they had to find a way to apply mating grease to other species. They killed one of the oranges to make mating grease out of his dead body and then applied it to the unicorn's foods. However, the manikorn and frilly pink pony weren't attracted to each other, so they ordered hot, fresh nukes to cause nuclear radiation on they're reproductive organs, making them REALLY horny, but

Once apon a time, there was a grape watermelon. It preferred to be known as the grapermelon, and was one day captured by the orange kingdom. They did terrible things to the grapermelon. Things like making him eat yellow potatoes full of spam. Also they sometimes poked him with branding irons until the orange fortress was stormed by the cows from planet crushathron who did not give milk but ACID! Then, the next day, they were bombarded by small green weasels who ate honeymustard. So this meant they had to evacuate the fortress immediately or risk being overtaken. Luckily, they were stocked with teleporters to bing in a large supply of pop-tarts for rations. Then, they evacuated to the land of Australia. But upon doing so, they were immediately mobbed by a large group of kangaroos. So now they had to fight back with a large picnic table that turned into a man-eating mech when it had salsa spilled on it. Unfortunately, they had no salsa. But then, they saw a pink frilly pony and manikorn. Luckily, if you mated the two, the offspring was salsa. But first they had to find a way to apply mating grease to other species. They killed one of the oranges to make mating grease out of his dead body and then applied it to the unicorn's foods. However, the manikorn and frilly pink pony weren't attracted to each other, so they ordered hot, fresh nukes to cause nuclear radiation on they're reproductive organs, making them REALLY horny, but depleting their ability to make fully functional baby unicorns, so out plopp'd an extremely demented, underdeveloped unicorn fetus. Now they had to make salsa out of the fetus, so they