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Davidthechaosman

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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:37 pm

Kratos never died, he took a hugely evil nap and sleepwalked all the way to Ares

Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:22 pm

Kratos sharpens all his weapons... on his rock hard abs.

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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:16 pm

when kratos snores atlas goes
shut up!

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:58 pm

If you survive doing so, standing next to kratos makes you look cooler.

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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:12 pm

A man once said "If you run after two hares, you will catch neither" Kratos once said "Go kill a minotaur, then we'll talk"

Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:26 pm

Originally, days lasted only 20 hours. Kratos yelled at the sun itself to give more time so that he can kill more in a day.

This did inturn anger Apollo. To this, Kratos said one thing. "Ares." Apollo then, gave up his god status.

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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:39 am

Kratos can make women orgasm just by taking off his shirt

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:53 pm

Kratos can crush diamonds.... between his toes.

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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:14 pm

kratos eats only the finest virgin babies

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:37 am

Davidthechaosman

kratos eats only the finest virgin babies

I would hope they would be virgin.

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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:58 pm

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Davidthechaosman

kratos eats only the finest virgin babies

I would hope they would be virgin.

You never know, parents are getting really young these days. >.>

A group of deer hunters were all sitting in a circle, admiring their trophy kills. suddenly, a cyclops emerged from out of the forest. The hunters cried "What the hell is that!?" Kratos walked up, and replied "In about five minutes... breakfast"

Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:35 pm

kratos invented badass

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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:33 pm

kratos kids will be so strong at birth they will kill their own mother in instinct

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:56 pm

Kratos can eat his own head
and live to say he was delicious

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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:04 pm

When Kratos impaled Athena with the blade, the mere metaphor of sex gave birth to who we now call "Chuck Norris"

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