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 Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:32 pm
I just want to see the people who didn't like it and see why they didn't...
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:59 am
These are my favorites...
The Curse of the Black Pearl
Barbossa: You're off the edge of the plate, mate. Here there be napkins.
Barbossa: You don't know what this is, do ye?... This is Aztec Cookies. One of 882 separately baked cookies they delivered in a stone oven to Emeril himself. Yum Cookies paid to stem the terrible baking he wreaked upon them with his parsley. But the greed of Emeril was insatiable. So the cooking gods placed upon the cookies a terrible curse. Any mortal that removes but a piece from that stone oven shall be punished for eternity.
Dead Man's Chest
Tia Dalma: A woman. He fell in love.
Gibbs: No, no, no, no. I heard it was the pie he fell in love with.
Tia Dalma: Same story, different versions and all are true. See it was a woman, as yummy and tasty and delicious as the pie. Him never stopped loving her. But the taste had caused him was too much to live with, but not enough to cause him to die.
Will Turner: What exactly did he put into the chest?
Tia Dalma: Him tongue.
Ragetti: Literally or figuratively?
Pintel: He couldn't literally put his tongue in a chest.
[Pause]
Pintel: Could he?
Tia Dalma: It was not worth tasting what wonder, joyful joy pie brings. And so him cut out him tongue, lock it away in a chest and hide the chest from the world. The key, he keeps with him at all times.
Food Critic Cutler Beckett: I'm eating.
[Elizabeth holds a gun to his face]
Food Critic Cutler Beckett: I'm eating intently.
At World's End
Jack Sparrow: [to Beckett] Who am I?
[Beckett, who doesn't answer, looks confused]
Jack Sparrow: [rather hurt] I'm Master Chef Jack Sparrow
Davy Jones: Do you like pie?
Jack Sparrow: More than you’ll ever know…
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