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Fairy Feller Fancy Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:45 pm
I was in 7-11 tonight getting batteries when a guy came in, and blatantly ignored the "Caution: Wet Floor" sign...
He slipped and fell into the window. It cracked up the center. Funny as hell to everyone but the guy. Even the cashiers were giggling.
Morale of the story: Always pay attention to the Wet Floor Signs.
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:42 pm
Oh My God, I'm stuffed FULL of stupid and embarassing moments.
Let's start from last year...
Where'd You Get That Hoodie?
So, my friend came back from a DC trip last year (before I was concerned about the location of Freddie's pants...), and came back with a new hoodie. It had Washington DC down the sleeves and on the chest in bold lettering.
What did I ask him? Where did he get that new hoodie...
When Did they Make Fantasia-...Oh.
So, this kid in our class last year did Walt Disney for a project (I did Freddie), and let us watch part of Fantasia. So, me sitting next to the same friend from the story before, I started thinking about the sequil to Fantasia.
I began to ask him "When Did Fantasia 2000 Come Out," but I stopped at 2000. He knew what I meant, and we both started laughing our heads off.
Ceiling Tiles?
So...first day of Highschool. We were locked out, because half the freshman class was there an hour early, so I was trying to think of how to pass the time. Then I remembered how the teachers from years before instructed us to do: Count the dots on the ceiling tiles. So I suggested it.
I looked up at the blue, clear sky, trying to find them. It took me 5 minutes, plus to silence of everyone around me, to figure out the sky didn't have ceiling tiles.
Break A Leg...NOT LITERALLY!
So, I was in my drama class. It was the first week of highschool. My pants were uber long, and needed to be hemmed. But I didn't listen, and wore them to school anyways.
While trying to step down from the stage, I slipped on my pants, and fell. I was in crutches for a few days after, and people thought I faked it.
And there's more, I just can't think of them at the moment.
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:32 pm
Oh god.
I've got loads.
It's mostly stupid things that I say, though.
Sophomore year in High School, in biology class, the teacher told us to number off one to five. So what number did I say?
Six.
rofl
So, my family vacationed in California the summer of 2004. We were eating dinner in a random restaurant in L.A.. I saw a guy walk past the table, and I don't remember exactly why, but I said "That guy is too young to be old!"
I've also said "That's a moon rock. It's from the moon, I think.", but I don't remember that one; my family has told me I said that.
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:39 pm
Once, while at my friends house, me, and my 2 friends, named Josh and Miranda, Josh had these saved up fireworks that he hadn't used, so I took the biggest one, and I inspected the fuse, I looked rather closely. So what I did, I got a lighter, and teased Josh a little by getting having the lighter, lit, and I kept edging it closer and closer to the fuse, I was like, "OOooOOooOOoohh!!!" and crap. ... What I did was I accidentally lit it, and I was so scared at the moment, so what I did was, I ran out with the sparking fuse, (it was really sparking far), and I ran down the hallway as fast as I could, I could see Josh's mom look at me in confusion... It all happened so fast, I seriously tried to run out of the garage door, but it was locked, and I didn't wanter to bother to turn the lock and run, out so I took a detour, and ran out the front door, at least 4 yards away from the garage. So after I ran a good ways outside I threw the hulk of a firework to the side and kept on running. After I went back inside the house I saw Miranda and Josh on the floor, thriving in pain of their laughter...
it was funny at the time.. still is on remeniscing.
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:10 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:13 pm
HOLY CRAP... like, WTF?? That flame is like... WTF? y'know?
yeah, I'm asking... "wtf"
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:17 pm
Oust+Lighter= Fun for all the kiddies.
3nodding
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:33 pm
Oh, Oust... heh, ok, because what I saw in the picture, it sort of looked like... I really don't even know, like.. food, er something... that was on fire... er something, I really don't even know. D<
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:38 pm
She can shoot fire from her ears. Look at the picture again. IT'S TRUE!! O___O
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:48 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:50 pm
I most certainly can NOT shoot fire out my ears.
Although that would be a unique super power.
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:59 pm
Would you care to list the possible PURPOSES, this super power would serve?
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:05 pm
It makes it really easy to win a game of telephone.
"Purple monkey AAAUUUUGH MY FACE IS MELTING!!"
Also, you wouldn't be blind in the event of a power outage. Just fire up the ol' power and you can see for a long time, if you don't catch the house.
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:08 pm
What would really be a cool super power would be the ability to beable to make cardboard come out of you 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:39 pm
O.o
That's...err... unique!
sweatdrop
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